Herpes: It’s What’s For Breakfast And Other News

February 17th, 2014 // 51 Comments

- Leonardo DiCaprio‘s silent campaign to beat Matthew McConaughey at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ellen Page made what everyone knew official. [Dlisted]

- My Big Ol’ Boobies, Tis of Thee… [theCHIVE]

- Chris Brown is very concerned about women now. [Fishwrapper]

- Martha Stewart wants to bang Batman. [The Frisky]

- “Aww, who’s a good girl who whores daddy’s shoes? North‘s a good girl, that’s right.” [tooFab]

- What the fuck is your problem, Florida? [BuzzFeed]

- I completely forgot about Kristen Stewart‘s implants. [Popoholic]

- Katherine Webb looks way hotter without makeup. [IDLYITW]

- Aubrey O’Day is still showing off her breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Who hasn’t thought, “Boy, I wish I had the dead, dying skin of Madonna?” [Celebslam]

- Hello, Cassandra Dawn… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    Mmmm, I bet that is one tasty mound.
    But then again, I like Cod.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eww! Why does it smell like somebody threw syphilitic discharge on top of a tire fire in here? Oh…tee hee!…it’s me.”

  3. BlinkyTheFish

    I bet that night at the club was like the prom scene from scene from Carrie, everyone got horribly infected in a blaze of crotch rot (although let’s be fair. Anyone at a Paris Hilton birthday probably has some form of STD). She’s got a tiara and everything, so she clearly dressed the part.

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    jep
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris is 33 today. That’s 1,824 in chlamydia years.

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you will about Paris, but at least she hasn’t gone retro-bush.

  6. poop

    this bitch is 33?

  7. Nothing you can touch.

  8. MarketingMike

    Well, you can touch it if you want to.
    But, you’ll never be able to un-touch it.

  9. Totally understand all the hate, but I still think she’s hot…

  10. MZ MIZRY

    the one, the only, the original celebutard.
    doing what she does best.
    take notes kartrashian amateurs
    now everyone please remain on this page while this thread is quarantined and hosed down by the hazmat crew.
    .

  11. Bane

    One more inch to the left and you’d see what a bulldog eating mayonnaise looks like.

  12. ace11

    Her body is smoking hot

    do you think she is a virgin?

  13. RubberBandMan

    Screw the haters, Paris is hot, and yes I most definitely would get all up in that.

    • just something to keep in mind...

      via:Hollywood Grind

      Paris Hilton Has Herpes Medical Records Prove

      Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but she’s got class. A lot of guys look up to her when they’re eating, and a lot of girls can totally relate. As everyone knows by now Paris forgot to pay her storage unit bill, and so all her stuff was auctioned off, and is now available for viewing.

      There have been a lot of rumors about Paris, like she drinks, and suddenly we hear she was charged with a DUI. Oh shocking! There are rumors of drugs, and pictures emerge showing Paris with pot in her purse, and of her taking a hit off a pot pipe. One rumor a lot of guys, and possibly girls, that have partnered with Paris in the past, have been hoping is not true, is that Paris has HERPES.

      Thanks once again to that storage locker which held more secrets than the chest in Raiders of the Lost Ark, a medical record/prescription info insert emerged for a drug called Valtrex, which is used to treat outbreaks of genital herpes. You’ve no doubt seen the commercials, and even the SNL spoof Alec Baldwin did for Valtrex.

      As it is turning out, all those sordid rumors about Paris are indeed true, as is the rumor that Paris has no discernable talent, but looking at her self earned bank account, you’d never know it. America is one of the few places in the world where you can become filthy rich, even if you’re filthy, and have no talent. God Bless America.

      © Copyright Hollywood Grind 2006 – 2014. All rights reserved

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    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck Me that’s the last time I take Bourdain’s and try the French cheese,
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Bleu_de_Gex.jpg

  15. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s it.
    Fuck Me that’s the last time I take Bourdain’s and try the French cheese,
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Bleu_de_Gex.jpg

    Eeeeeew

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    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to lick her pussy!!! I bet it taste like strawberries!!!

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    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a 10!!!

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    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want one chance to lick that!!!

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    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh! Is she a teenager? A debutant? A virgin vagina?

    Because, you know, Paris Hilton flashing her sicky sticky parts is breaking news…

  20. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    If she didn’t have herpes, I’d bury my face in there with no hesitation. But alas…

  21. So Ellen Page is gay? I still would.

  22. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    Not going to lie, she looks damn good here. I would bang her.

  23. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    Surprisingly enough, this is a passage from Dante’s Inferno in Braille:

    “Abandon hope all ye who enter.”

  24. nikki

    Isn’t she a bit old to be playing dress-up?
    I liked her better when she was being honest making pornos with Rick Soloman.

  25. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Has she always had a nice ass?

  26. someone please explain how they know this girl has herpes because they read something online about a storage locker with some medicine in it? Did she get it from that girls gone wild guy? Derek Jeter?

    I wonder why this girl just does not get a man and have some babies. Surely she does not need to slum like those Kardashian half sisters to get a baby.

    Paris is kind of cute.

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    Jack Hoff
    Commented on this photo:

    This is where she hides her coke an X when going through Customs.

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    alan Alda's Nutsack
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross

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    Back pain
    Commented on this photo:

    Just looking at her makes me want to gargle bleech

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    hollyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    i was unaware herpes now made strawberries.

  31. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    such a shame, would’ve been a gorgeous dress if there was NOT That slut cut up to the coochie. was that really needed?????????

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    Dirty Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    As dirty and tainted as that thing is . I would put a syringe in her uterus and drink it and get a ebola and die a sad and horny man .

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    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    Exactly what I love about living in LA. Acres of dum twat scattered all over the streets.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it’s just a good angle but her thigh and ass look great here.

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    Fancy Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Was her party sponsored by Valtrex?

  36. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    “I like to kill deer.”

  37. anon

    Why is fish foisting this racist, herpe riddled whore on us?

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    ERIC R. JOHNSON
    Commented on this photo:

    Just wonderful photography. She is so great looking in this outfit. I just think she is gorgeous! Not overly sexy, just so perfect for my group of men from Vancouver.

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    YadaYada
    Commented on this photo:

    The legs and ass here are fan-fucking-tastic, fellas. Let’s be honest.

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    viki
    Commented on this photo:

    Shame on u paris u r a slut n will slways remain a slut life long no one care how wet ur vagina is filled wid dirty sperms.

  41. Gonzalo Layous

    Hablando de herpes, es una enfermedad de transmisi

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