Here’s Miley Cyrus’ Newest Naked Thing

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Before I get to last night’s iHeartRadio Music Awards, I’d like to start with someone who wasn’t there because European medical officials have followed our lead and deemed her an imminent medical threat to society. It’s unclear how long it will be before Miley Cyrus can take the stage and grope Napoleon’s balls with a huge foam finger or whatever dumb shit she has planned, so in the meantime, here she is in an art piece that I’m retitling “Satan’s Kaleidoscope: All Those Mushrooms In College Don’t Seem Like Such A Great Idea Now, Do They?”