Here’s Michelle Lewin’s Crazy Butt While I Talk About Moon Knight

June 20th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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If I’m going to burn another post talking about nerd shit, the least I can do is give you a butt to look at, so enjoy Michelle Lewin‘s while my eyes turn black like a shark’s from dork-blood in the Internet-water.

According to some heavy speculation on Cinema Blend‘s part, there’s a chance Moon Knight might be popping up in Ant-Man and could be part of the reason why Edgar Wright quit. Which makes sense considering Marvel wants every film to be a springboard for future films and Edgar Wright’s more of a standalone filmmaker who’s very protective of his creative vision. It also sounds more realistic (except not at all because everything’s coming out of everyone’s butts) than “Stupid fucking Disney made him put stupid fucking ads in it,” considering Edgar Wright’s next project is giving Disney a new Johnny Depp movie. That’s like three blowjobs and a rosebud to them. They’re practically married. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right, MOON KNIGHT.

Moon Knight

Punching the moon ’cause he’s a knight, or something… ♫ (I am so goddamn alone.)

Photos: Marvel / Splash News


  1. JimBB

    Well, someone has to protect the moon whales from all the whalers.

  2. Given that Moon Knight is a loner-sociopath with absolutely no sense of humor, I seriously don’t get why Marvel would bother.

    How about a reboot of the Blade series, with an actual origin story set in the 70′s, filmed as if it’s an actual blaxploitation filck, and scored by Quincy Jones and George Clinton?

    Now THAT, I would watch.

  3. anonym

    man face

  4. Michelle Lewin Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Naked Lunch” You heard the story about the talking Ass? Penises beware!

  5. Michelle Lewin Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, thank God something came along to relieve the tedium of the World Cup

  6. Fish are you reading the new Warren Ellis Moon Knight book? I’d appreciate your take on it. I’ve become so stingy with my purchases lately.

  7. Michelle Lewin Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I came to look at the ass, stayed for the write up about Moon knight.

  8. Namor the Sub-Mariner was around for 40 years before Moon Knight was dreamt up. Where’s HIS movie, Marvel??? #originalist

    • Frunken

      Someone else has movie rights. It was going to revert this year or something but Marvel was basically “nah, you keep him, we’re good.”

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