Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Definition of ‘Not Partying’ For New Year’s Eve

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2013

On Saturday, Lindsay Lohan‘s “friends” (Read: The blonde who clearly just puked in her own purse up top.) told TMZ that she’d be having a nice, quiet evening at home for New Year’s Eve to make a good impression on her probation judge. Which she did provided the judge’s idea of a good impression is watching a convicted felon flee the country and get shithammered drunk for the last 48 hours of 2012. I hear they prefer it. “Mr. Smith, it appears you decided to show up promptly to your hearing and obey all laws since we last met. Where do you get off…

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