On Saturday, Lindsay Lohan‘s “friends” (Read: The blonde who clearly just puked in her own purse up top.) told TMZ that she’d be having a nice, quiet evening at home for New Year’s Eve to make a good impression on her probation judge. Which she did provided the judge’s idea of a good impression is watching a convicted felon flee the country and get shithammered drunk for the last 48 hours of 2012. I hear they prefer it. “Mr. Smith, it appears you decided to show up promptly to your hearing and obey all laws since we last met. Where do you get off…”
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“I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyyy… Shit, I’m jus’ as good an actress as that Anne Hath’way. Look, see, I can prove it, I’ll show the world my cooch…”
fist yes i mean fist
And Dina Lohan’s version of “I have NEVER partied with my daughter,” and “Lindsay is clean and sober!” Two used snotrags that the world could do without, thank you. Utter garbage.
I wonder… are the children in strollers (“prams” in London, I guess) safer from Lindsay’s vehicular reign of terror because she’s driving on the left side of the road? How does her coke-addled brain deal with the switch? Are the Brits too smart to let her operate a motor vehicle? So many questions so early in the new year…
This looks like Charlie Sheen in Logan drag. Amarite?
She looks more like boiled shit to me. Don’t insult Charlie over this red-headed slut-bag.
“Goodbye, career.”
To be fair, she never really had much of a career to kiss goodbye. Seriously, until very recently she was usually refereed to as “Herbie Fully Loaded star Lindsay Lohan”. That was the most popular movie they could reference to try and remind people of who she is.
Actually, it’s “Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan.”
Mean Girls was released in 2004.
When they were referring to Lindsay’s role in that Disney movie, I think they were putting the emphasis on the “Fully Loaded” part. Maybe the “Herbie” part, too.
Why do the Papparazzi keep chasing down Emma Stone’s relatives? They are private citizens, for Christ’s sake. Leave her Mom and Grandma alone!
More money to be made when they hire out as a mother-daughter tag team. The uber rich and kinky are always looking for a new sexual novelty act….just make sure to lock up all the vaulables before they arrive.
hey dina, havpny nroog ryeerah!
wooo!!!!!!
Lindsay and her Mom made a huge mistake in Lindsay’s “career”: they should have married her off when she was younger and less, erm, “worn”, to a very wealthy older man (with no pre-nup or a very favourable one).
But that train has sailed, as Austin Powers once said. And let’s face it, the Lohans are not capable of thinking that far ahead. You know that old saying, live each day as if it were your last? This is what that advice looks like when actually implemented.
This picture looks like when you throw old Polaroids of your ex into a fire and they start to melt.
You’re totally correct.
Let’s see, her birthdate is July 2, 1986. she’ll turn 27 this July, but we may not have to wait til then to start the Forever 27 Club countdown.
Face it, folks, this will not be pretty. Now, who wants popcorn?
“Sir, excuse me, do you know how much coke these old Playstation wires can get me?”
Can anyone tell me which one is drunk off their face and which is stoned as shit due to high levels of coke consumption?
Eh, does it matter ? This pair makes Amy Winehouse look gorgeous in comparison. FFS, Helen Mirren is hotter than this 26 year-old piece of shit.
Looks like a busted-up Trina Michaels in this shot.
Shrunken Dina Lohan Head Accessory sold separately.
She is Claymation. That’s the ony way to explain this photo shoot.
“You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to – why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is – is just bogus”
Huh ??
That was a word for word retelling of a joke on Family Guy.
haha yes! that made me chuckle
Holy. Shit.
So… white oprah’s daughter, who has been in rehab 7 times and is still fighting her addictions, decides she wants to go out drinking on New Year’s Eve, and who accompanies her? Why, white oprah, of course; they both get shitfaced falling down drunk, which is sure to impress the judges in her upcoming court cases. Can you say “DUMBFUCK ENABLER”?
Wynonna Judd is that you??
I wonder if they have a mother/daughter escort special? That might be fun and interesting.
LOSER>>> GO TO JAIL….
“Lindsay, I’d like to introduce you to Amy Winehouse.”
Check out her mom in the background trying to navigate a sidewalk…
“Hey, Lindsay, put your left titty into my right hand…”
“Oh, you silly man, I couldn’t possibly…could I?”
“…and doing it this way you never lose even ONE drop!”
“Just push out a little like you’re trying to poop…it’ll go in much easier that way…”
I simply LOVE seeing Lindsay Lohan all dolled up and dressed to the nines…
“Thank you for helping me out of the car, except who in the fuck ARE you?”
“Look, buster, I let you ass fuck me in the back seat, and you were nice enough to help me out of the car, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to dance with you.”
EEEWWWWWWWWwwwww… I don’t think my dick would even like to see that coming…
“You can’t tell I’ve been drinking, can you?”
Lindsay is such a boner shrinker now, and she spends too much time around her mom
After so many repetitions, Lindsay just assumes this position by reflex when she gets invited into a club.
“You balls must hang this low to enter.”
Mom and daughter now look like sisters.
fucking hideous face.
I want to slap it with my dick
She’s a lost cause. I feel the end drawing near.
What the fuck are the old av wires for? Did she steal an old ass console to try to pawn?
whatever she’s on i want some
She’s on a Good one. share?
I find Dina quite sexy wearing this outfit while she is drunk. I would have liked to see her fall on her nice ass.
I want Dina’s coat and dress that she is wearing.
she’s not fooling anyone. says she doesn’t drink?? why the fuck does she look wasted all the time