Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

April 29th, 2013 // 83 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly scrutinized or their job is to publicly scrutinize. That said, a few celebrities looked amazing, while others ground their teeth into a fine, cocaine-like powder. Also, Conan O’Brien was the headliner (because this thing has devolved fully into a Comedy Central Roast now) and he absolutely killed it. Check it out below if you have a half hour to kill and you want to watch Bill O’Reilly try to pretend his fee-fees didn’t get hurt.

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  1. Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    FFM
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    She moonlights as a lobbyist for The Lollipop Guild.

  2. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
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    Wow. She’s stunning.

  3. Patricia Arquette Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Shit, I thought it was Gary Busey. Maybe because I couldn’t see the teeth?

  4. Carol Alt 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Carol Alt Delete.

  5. Tronald Dump

    Yeah, the student government attracted all the jocks in high school.

  6. Al Sharpton Chris Matthews 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Chris Matthews
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    I wish I knew how to quit you!

  7. Gerard Butler 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Doctor_Joystick
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    “Hmmmm…my beard tastes vaguely of Porta Potties and reality stars.”

  8. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
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    Glad she lost the short white hair!

  9. Gerard Butler 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Booby Fischer
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    “Which boobies do I like? So many to choose…”

  10. Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Deacon Jones
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    There’s my girl!

  11. Patricia Arquette Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy man-hands/arms…

  12. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
    Deacon Jones
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    I feel instantly gay for writing this, but that dress doesn’t do her any favors.

    Ladies?

    • I like the color, but the bottom part and the shoes suck. The main problem is her neck is a bit odd, so she needs longer hair, but she’s still one of the hottest people there. Didn’t mean to rhyme.

  13. Al Sharpton Chris Matthews 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Worst ventriloquist act ever.

  14. Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Skippy86
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    Eyebrows anyone?

  15. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
    tlmck
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    Has George Clooney seen this?

  16. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
    Catharina
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    Agreed.
    Than again, it wouldnt do me any favors either..than again again, I would never wear this lol

  17. John Legend Chrissy Teigen White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    flaT
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    What is going on with her face…. I can’t quite put my finger on it… Snake? Lizard?

  18. Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    anonymous
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    Titty curtains is the new bandage dress this year.

  19. Gerard Butler 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    anonymous
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    Boobs? Naw…that’s what a man looks like while thinking about his next coke hit.

  20. John Legend Chrissy Teigen White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    anonymous
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    John Legend looks like he was Webster (Emmanuel Lewis) syndrome.

  21. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
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    Could you please refer to her as Inara in all future posts? It would make some of us very happy.

  22. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Paul Rudd 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Oh, good, the 70′s are back. I hope they didn’t bring their disco.

  23. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Paul Rudd 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Jason Suckasskiss
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    No talent loser on the left is thinking “Thanks Uncle George Wendt for hooking me up in the industry!”

  24. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
    Weeblo
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    Holy God

  25. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Paul Rudd 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Jason Sudeikis cut Olivia Wilde’s hair like being shitfaced ,”Hangover 3?”
    Yes MF isn’t in the film.

  26. Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Oh my!

  27. Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    WTF handbag is that? Shit stains or pixie chocolate?

  28. John Legend Chrissy Teigen White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Chrissy Teigen’s would be cute but she seems to be allergic to shrimp or any shellfish.

  29. Morena Baccarin Cleavage White House Correspondents Association Dinner
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    I hope she left Brody at home. No? Has anyone checked on the Vice President?

  30. Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    “I hope we can get your ‘Nashville’ show to spend some time in my city of Chicago next season, Ms. Panettiere. Also, Juliette shouldn’t be sleeping with her manager, that’s just a recipé for disaster.”

  31. Olivia Wilde Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Olivia, you are so beautiful, but you really need to eat a bowl of ice cream or something.

  32. Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    love the dress! she looks nice with the light hair

  33. Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    cute lil munchkin

  34. Gonad O’Brien isn’t even a comedian — he’s a fucking clown. And a lousy clown at that!

  35. Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Pete
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    Can’t deny she’s got a great body, but that face has never done a thing for me.

  36. Al Sharpton Chris Matthews 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    “Tell me if you get a thrill up your leg.”

  37. Carol Alt 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    I LOL’d.

  38. Josh Radnor Hayden Panettiere 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    “So how DID you meet my mother?”

  39. Olivia Wilde Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    wow. such a beauty

  40. Patricia Arquette Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    I like how the least attractive woman there is sporting the most cleavage.

  41. Olivia Wilde Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
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    Gross.

  42. Nick Loeb Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    M3
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    Damn! Poster boy for Wrigley’s Birthing Forceps

  43. Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    chicka
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    ay, pero chee’s so preeetty :-D

  44. Gerard Butler 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    chicka
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    what dyed hair nonsense is this, no gray at all?? Sparta wept.

  45. Pugiron

    So Sofia Vergara and Katy Perry were at the same place and you focused on Katy Perry? You really are both a moron and a fan of penis.

  46. Megan Hilty Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    oldfool
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    I told her not to get too close when I’m taking my coffee enema. She even got some in her eye.

  47. Carol Alt 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    oldfool
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    Janice, are you taking notes?

  48. John Legend Chrissy Teigen White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I suddenly feel the need to do more push-ups.

  49. Sofia Vergara 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Cock Dr
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    Fantastic as long as I don’t have to listen to her.

  50. Patricia Arquette Cleavage 2013 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
    Cock Dr
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    She is simply way too robust for that ghastly crow dress.

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