Here’s Bradley Cooper As The Elephant Man

July 31st, 2012 // 27 Comments
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Because I’m a firm believer that the Internet should have pictures of literally everything on it, here’s a shirtless Bradley Cooper sitting in an old-timey bathtub looking like he had a stroke in case anyone wanted to look at that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it was a riveting performance that laid bare a man’s soul, but that doesn’t mean every fiber of my being shouldn’t want to write “I made a poopy,” underneath it. Art’s subjective like that.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Matey Perry

    Never go FULL retard.

  2. Bradley Cooper Elephant Man Play
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    hahahaha doesnt even look like him, thats funny

  3. EricLr

    I am NOT an overrated actor!

  4. Cock Dr

    The real life case of the Elepahnt Man was a very sad & poignant story, and it looks as if Bradley Cooper just made a poopy all over it under the bright lights of Broadway.

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    catapostrophe
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    Not to be a stickler for accurate casting–but I don’t believe the Elephant Man was gay.

  6. The Royal Penis

    lol…”I made a poopy” is the funniest thing you’ve written in a while fish.

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    Sheppy
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    it’s like… which one’s Bradly???!!!11!!!!!!?!?!?!?!1111

  8. Negrodamus

    Man, they really went all out on the prosthetic makeup.

    But seriously, that was it? They just had him shuffling around on stage making a stupid face for a couple hours?

    • catapostrophe

      I’m sure they also had him slurring his speech and making guttural noises.

    • Hulk's Anus

      To be fair, the role is never performed with prosthetic makeup. Some BS about getting to the core of the man underneath it all, blah blah blah, artsy fartsy bullshit.

      • Negrodamus

        Well throw a fucking half-mask on him and call him the Phantom of the Opera or something. They’re not even trying!

  9. El Jefe

    What the fuck is this shit?

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    This looks retarded and presumably artsy pretentious as all fuck so I’m wondering where Shia LeBeouf falls into this. Probably mouth first on Cooper’s dong.

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    Inner Retard
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    I don’t want to know what his right hand is doing based on his face.

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    Frank Burns
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    Rub-a-dub-dub, over-acting in a tub.

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    Frank Burns
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    Tonight on BBC’s “Nittany Abbey,” nefarious Baron Sandusky laughs evilly when a retarded polo player threatens to tell Duke Paterno about the the Baron’s “tub diving” hygiene regimen.

  14. anonymoose

    I thought that was Dane Cook.

  15. Fish, this just might blow your mind. From 1981:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/31/luke-skywalker-merrick-340_535.jpg[/img]

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    Luopis
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    Oh yummy

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    Crammit
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    Everybody knows you never go full retard.

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Hey Elephant man! Your trunk is showing!

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    moe
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    dafuq?

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    burt
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    why massachusetts, why?!

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch better have my money!”

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