Because I’m a firm believer that the Internet should have pictures of literally everything on it, here’s a shirtless Bradley Cooper sitting in an old-timey bathtub looking like he had a stroke in case anyone wanted to look at that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it was a riveting performance that laid bare a man’s soul, but that doesn’t mean every fiber of my being shouldn’t want to write “I made a poopy,” underneath it. Art’s subjective like that.
Photos: Splash News
Derp
Never go FULL retard.
hahahaha doesnt even look like him, thats funny
I am NOT an overrated actor!
The real life case of the Elepahnt Man was a very sad & poignant story, and it looks as if Bradley Cooper just made a poopy all over it under the bright lights of Broadway.
Not to be a stickler for accurate casting–but I don’t believe the Elephant Man was gay.
lol…”I made a poopy” is the funniest thing you’ve written in a while fish.
it’s like… which one’s Bradly???!!!11!!!!!!?!?!?!?!1111
Man, they really went all out on the prosthetic makeup.
But seriously, that was it? They just had him shuffling around on stage making a stupid face for a couple hours?
I’m sure they also had him slurring his speech and making guttural noises.
To be fair, the role is never performed with prosthetic makeup. Some BS about getting to the core of the man underneath it all, blah blah blah, artsy fartsy bullshit.
Well throw a fucking half-mask on him and call him the Phantom of the Opera or something. They’re not even trying!
What the fuck is this shit?
It’s actually a very sad true story that Bradley is pooping all over here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
No, I know the story, I mean what the fuck is he doing to it?
Michael Jackson’s kids should go grab his bones and beat Bradley Cooper over the head with them for this.
This looks retarded and presumably artsy pretentious as all fuck so I’m wondering where Shia LeBeouf falls into this. Probably mouth first on Cooper’s dong.
I don’t want to know what his right hand is doing based on his face.
Rub-a-dub-dub, over-acting in a tub.
Tonight on BBC’s “Nittany Abbey,” nefarious Baron Sandusky laughs evilly when a retarded polo player threatens to tell Duke Paterno about the the Baron’s “tub diving” hygiene regimen.
I thought that was Dane Cook.
Fish, this just might blow your mind. From 1981:
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/31/luke-skywalker-merrick-340_535.jpg[/img]
Oh yummy
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Hey Elephant man! Your trunk is showing!
dafuq?
why massachusetts, why?!
“Bitch better have my money!”