All the Lohan stalkers already know about her little sister’s impending fame, but this is the first I’ve heard of Ali. Since Dad did an ear bleedingly efficient job turning Lindsey into a no talent nutcase with anorexic tendencies, Momma Lohan will surely be pulling out all the stops to out-do him.
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Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
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| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
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'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
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thunt | December 14, 2005 at 8:35 pm
Why not go for three with the Simpson Sisters…. This is going to be one jam packed issue!
Belle | December 14, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Why exactly did Ali play Lindsay in Lindsay’s music video? Shouldn’t *Lindsay* play Lindsay…?
hongkie2003 | December 14, 2005 at 8:42 pm
don’t forget the skankiest of the skanks – the hilton sisters!
BurnZ | December 14, 2005 at 9:24 pm
Maybe she could team up with Ashley Simpson for a duet. Ashley could lipsinc and lohan could just stand in front of her so we don’t have to look at or listen to her no-talent trashy ass.
andrea22 | December 14, 2005 at 9:36 pm
Awww, Lohan’s little sister!!! What a shame!! She’s so ugly!
Captain Awesome | December 14, 2005 at 9:46 pm
I would so hit that.
*cough*
Bill Clinton | December 14, 2005 at 10:56 pm
How can I masterbate to that pic?
Georgia | December 14, 2005 at 10:58 pm
That girl is ugly and sings like Hilary Duff!
What have we done to deserve this?
Lynette Carrington | December 14, 2005 at 11:13 pm
So, why is it when one sibling is famous, the other one is or feels like they need to ride the coat tails? Hmmm, Swayze, Stallone, Ford now Lohan, Spears, Simpson…..I’m sure hell is pretty close to freezing over right about now. Come to think of it, Katie Holmes uh…erm…Kate Cruise is probably carrying the anti-Christ.
HollyJ | December 14, 2005 at 11:34 pm
If the next article is about Jamie Lynn Spears making a music video, I’m going to hurl.
Jewbacca | December 15, 2005 at 12:12 am
I’d like to see a Surreal Life with The Spears Sistas, The Simpson Sisters and the The Lohan Sistas. But I’d like it to air on the Spice channel and me be the only male in the house! Smelly stank kooze for me!!!!
bafongu | December 15, 2005 at 8:44 am
They need to put a fence around Hollywood and post guards at the gate. It never ceases to amaze me how those incestuous bores promote the drecks from within. No talent sleeze bucket hacks are pushed on the public because someone screwed someone or bought crack from this one or that. Ali Lohan? Ashlet Simpson? Throwing fresh turds at the wall makes a more pleasing sound than those two ever will.
alteaon | December 15, 2005 at 10:12 am
This girl looks like most tween little sisters. Awkward and gawky, not yet grown into themselves. The reason she may have played Lindsay’s role in the video is because she was supposed to be a younger lindsay.
She’s not mind blowingly hot, because she’s pretty much a little kid yet. If you think she’s hot, then there are some pedophiliac tendencies.
julema | December 15, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Anybody can be a singer!!!!!It’a a shame for the real talented artist. And like her older sister, she will gets her first breast implants in about 3 years!!!Linsay know how it pay.
Brittany | December 15, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Did anyone else think she looked like Laura Flynn Boyle in the video? I was like “What is the Alien from MIBII doing in Lindsay Lohan’s bedroom from 10 years ago?” Mind boggling.
Linnea | December 16, 2005 at 2:03 am
When I heard that was her younger sister in the video I was actually really upset. And as a jaded, cynical, poet who spends most of her time kicking babies and eating kittens, that’s saying something. But Jesus…what a horrible idea.
naeco | December 16, 2005 at 2:25 am
she’s butt ass ugly and i bet her sister could give her some pointers on plastic surgery
ethicka | December 16, 2005 at 9:43 pm
She is fucking gorgeous.
SexualSuspect | December 19, 2005 at 12:17 pm
ANYONE IS BETTER THEN HAILEY DUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet_cheeks | December 21, 2005 at 5:47 pm
quote” Why exactly did Ali play Lindsay in Lindsay’s music video? Shouldn’t *Lindsay* play Lindsay…? ”
because if you ever watched the video you would see that she plays the 12 year old lindsey. she goes back to when she was younger to paint the picture of her broken home……..Duh
ThatsHot | December 21, 2005 at 7:54 pm
There’s a very simple soulution to this problem. Before she can even get started, someone (hopefully me) should tie her up in a burlap sack and drown her like an unwanted kitten. Not only is it an effective and simple solution, it’s life imitating art. You know, ’cause she’s unwanted like that kitten I just mentioned.
Tom | September 30, 2007 at 9:17 am
I’d hit it… with a shovel! Then I’d get to work on her prostitute sister.