All the Lohan stalkers already know about her little sister’s impending fame, but this is the first I’ve heard of Ali. Since Dad did an ear bleedingly efficient job turning Lindsey into a no talent nutcase with anorexic tendencies, Momma Lohan will surely be pulling out all the stops to out-do him.
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Why not go for three with the Simpson Sisters…. This is going to be one jam packed issue!
Why exactly did Ali play Lindsay in Lindsay’s music video? Shouldn’t *Lindsay* play Lindsay…?
don’t forget the skankiest of the skanks – the hilton sisters!
Maybe she could team up with Ashley Simpson for a duet. Ashley could lipsinc and lohan could just stand in front of her so we don’t have to look at or listen to her no-talent trashy ass.
Awww, Lohan’s little sister!!! What a shame!! She’s so ugly!
I would so hit that.
*cough*
How can I masterbate to that pic?
That girl is ugly and sings like Hilary Duff!
What have we done to deserve this?
So, why is it when one sibling is famous, the other one is or feels like they need to ride the coat tails? Hmmm, Swayze, Stallone, Ford now Lohan, Spears, Simpson…..I’m sure hell is pretty close to freezing over right about now. Come to think of it, Katie Holmes uh…erm…Kate Cruise is probably carrying the anti-Christ.
If the next article is about Jamie Lynn Spears making a music video, I’m going to hurl.
I’d like to see a Surreal Life with The Spears Sistas, The Simpson Sisters and the The Lohan Sistas. But I’d like it to air on the Spice channel and me be the only male in the house! Smelly stank kooze for me!!!!
They need to put a fence around Hollywood and post guards at the gate. It never ceases to amaze me how those incestuous bores promote the drecks from within. No talent sleeze bucket hacks are pushed on the public because someone screwed someone or bought crack from this one or that. Ali Lohan? Ashlet Simpson? Throwing fresh turds at the wall makes a more pleasing sound than those two ever will.
This girl looks like most tween little sisters. Awkward and gawky, not yet grown into themselves. The reason she may have played Lindsay’s role in the video is because she was supposed to be a younger lindsay.
She’s not mind blowingly hot, because she’s pretty much a little kid yet. If you think she’s hot, then there are some pedophiliac tendencies.
Anybody can be a singer!!!!!It’a a shame for the real talented artist. And like her older sister, she will gets her first breast implants in about 3 years!!!Linsay know how it pay.
Did anyone else think she looked like Laura Flynn Boyle in the video? I was like “What is the Alien from MIBII doing in Lindsay Lohan’s bedroom from 10 years ago?” Mind boggling.
When I heard that was her younger sister in the video I was actually really upset. And as a jaded, cynical, poet who spends most of her time kicking babies and eating kittens, that’s saying something. But Jesus…what a horrible idea.
she’s butt ass ugly and i bet her sister could give her some pointers on plastic surgery
She is fucking gorgeous.
ANYONE IS BETTER THEN HAILEY DUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote” Why exactly did Ali play Lindsay in Lindsay’s music video? Shouldn’t *Lindsay* play Lindsay…? ”
because if you ever watched the video you would see that she plays the 12 year old lindsey. she goes back to when she was younger to paint the picture of her broken home……..Duh
There’s a very simple soulution to this problem. Before she can even get started, someone (hopefully me) should tie her up in a burlap sack and drown her like an unwanted kitten. Not only is it an effective and simple solution, it’s life imitating art. You know, ’cause she’s unwanted like that kitten I just mentioned.
I’d hit it… with a shovel! Then I’d get to work on her prostitute sister.