Here, Look At These Aubrey Plaza Bikini Pics For A Minute

True Story: Last night, just before I went to bed, I showed Fish a link to a Stephen Hawking story. He still read me Goodnight Moon like he always does, but as he switched on my nightlight on his way out the door, I saw a little smirk in the corner of his mouth. I knew I’d done good. So, while we misappropriate a technology handicapped people use to communicate by putting our dick jokes into it and giggling like assholes, please enjoy these photos of Aubrey Plaza in a bikini. We should be done in five, six hours tops. *types Apollo-Steaz into voice generator, shakes violently with laughter*

Photo: AKM-GSI