Here Are Kim Kardashian’s Stupid, Racist Emoji That Everyone Wants
Consider this analogy: If human communication is the world of television, then texting is a reality show. Which makes emoji the Honey Boo Boo of texting, since they’re a horrible offshoot of an already horrible thing. Now comes Kim Kardashian’s Kimoji app, which allows you to send fun little icons like a jizz covered butt, Kim’s huge disgusting fat ass, a pot leaf, panties around Kim’s ankles, a sizzurp cup, and chicken and waffles. It’s a great addition for any cracked-screen smartphone user who wants to mix some light racism into a moronic text about nail polish or whatever these fucking assholes talk about. Seriously, if you’re out there considering texting someone a tiny picture of Kanye’s $200 sneakers, please follow these instructions. Turn off your phone. Locate your reproductive parts. Disable them in any way possible. Turn your phone back on. Call 911.