Henry Cavill Is Your Lady Porn Of The Day

January 4th, 2012 // 37 Comments

Someone once told me that chicks dig dudes who are great with kids. Then again, in this post-Sandusky America, that advice sounds a little sketchy, so maybe I shouldn’t have let that guy watch that day care for me while I went rafting with Tom and Huck. Anyway, here’s Henry Cavill arriving in Vancouver yesterday to film Superman: Man of Steel, and he took the time to sign an autograph for an adorable little boy waiting at the airport. So this either Spanish Fly’d a shit-ton of ladies or further demonstrated I know dick about women and should’ve gone with my first instinct of just jingling a bunch of keys at you.

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Henry Cavill
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    straight dudes don’t even have access to a suitcase that big.

  2. Richard McBeef

    There is something inherently gay about sweaters, but this is coming from a dude that has worn the same jizz stained t-shirt for 4 days straight sooo.. Yeah, I’m the bridge between high fashion and performance art and am flying miles above this JC Penney sweater shit.

    • @McBeef: in a charming picture of an actor interacting with a young fan, you find a detail from which to launch off into a disgusting and condescending tangent.

      Excellent work.

      • Richard McBeef

        My entire life has a been a series of disgusting and condescending tangents that seem to always culminate in a t-shirt that I wear for days or even weeks, constantly accumulating more jizz and stains. Nobody said art was easy. Fucking nobody said that shit.

    • There is nothing inherently gay about sweaters. There is, however, possibly something gay about sweaters that button at the top. Discuss.

  3. Chris Reeve

    HGH Man!

  4. Where’s my bikini photo?????? Lady porn needs bikinis too!

  5. It's the kimkim, bitches

    Borrriing!

  6. I hate kids, I have no idea who this guy is, and what looked to be an awesome cardigan turned out to be a boring pullover.

    I am disappoint.

  7. Cock Dr

    I don’t think little children is gonna lubricate the SW’s lady crowd libido. But thanks for trying.

  8. Smallville 4ever

    TOM WELLING! We want TOM WELLING! Bring us Tom Welling!
    Sincerely “Lady readers of The Superficial”

    • It's the kimkim, bitches

      Speak for yourself. I googled him. Meh. He’s TOO pretty. Like, hmm…I’d expect to have lesbian sex with him, is what I’m saying. But, hey, you go, girl (or guy!)

      • Bow

        Alot of these comments are eeertmxly ignorant. There is something to be said about a director who takes such a character which such a cinematic history and simply evolves it. It is time to get away from the Donner/Reeves depiction and homages as well as the ignorant Tom Welling hopes. Snyder has recognized the concept of finally getting back to the source material when it comes to Superman. Superman in comparison to a lot of the superheroes is an eeertmxly visual character. Everything about him and his story has been envisioned in such an epic, fantastical and visual way and who better to recreate and rejuvenate that than a director who has, arguably, been one of the few artists to truly change the game in terms of visualizing movies for our generation. Also i think there is something admirable and respectful to Snyder’s approach in tackling such a challenging and epically overwhelming character and story by simply showing such enthusiasm and vigor about diving in fully when tackling this project. Despite story objections, this man knows how to shoot a movie and make it look expensive and visually stunning if anything. He takes visual chances, which i think is pretty rare in today’s films. I don’t know about you guys but in today’s world of cinema, i not only want to be moved by brilliant story telling and character development but i would like to see my 8 bucks go towards something that will visually enthrall and immerse me as well. One could make the same argument about Avatar. As much as i loved the story, there wasn’t anything too original about, but the reason why it worked and why James Cameron manged to change the game and single handedly save the movie industry was because he did something visually spectacular. I think that is something to think about when talking about Superman and who’s hands he is in now. And as much as the Reeves/Donner Superman was loved, the cheese was admittedly present within those movies and to add to that, Singer and the creators of Smallville only managed to add to that existing Donner vision of Superman, no one had attempted to do anything original just because they were too cautious in handling Superman. In my opinion, Zack Snyder is saying all the right things at this point and just like Sucker Punch this movie will be an undoubted success. Or to be fair to all of you, a doubted and a pleasantly surprising success.

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  9. Henry Cavill
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Superman is signing an autograph for one of Batman’s fans? Things are gonna get real at the Hall of Justice later

  10. Donald Trump

    I would suck the spooge outta him so hard!

  11. Henry Cavill
    Mika
    Commented on this photo:

    My ovaries just exploded.

  12. Henry Cavill
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Attempting a “Strutting Leo”

  13. Jill

    This pic would be hotter if he pushed the kid out of the way. Sorry, not one of the mushy types whose womb quickens at the site of a child.

    • Carolyn

      The “site” of a child? Try sight.

    • Skinny

      Exactly. And it’s not ‘lady porn’ without penis. Fuck you and you misleading headings Fish!

      (There’s probably some spelling mistakes in that one too Carolyn. Have at it.)

  14. edamame

    Oh, yes! He’s my lady porn every day!
    Thanks, Fish!

  15. Disco Dave

    I actually like this picture as it shows non asshat behavior from a celebrity. It’s probably going to be our only example for the year.

  16. EricLr

    He’s a lot like Christopher Reeve, if Christopher Reeve couldn’t act and was destined to get the boot after one Superman movie.

  17. The joaker

    And that dick has the gall to wear a batman shirt

  18. Blech

    This guy is hot. Way hotter than Douchebag Beckham.

  19. Blech

    And I don’t care about the kid, just so you know. Some kids are OK, many are not.

  20. forrest gump

    on a bad hairday he will even do some boy’s, folks.

  21. Oscar

    Fact: I would sex the shit out of that man any day.

  22. Mee Mee

    He’s gorgeous and a great actor.

  23. Lois

    He is so hooot! I would worship every inch of him with my tongue. Yeah I am so dirty!!! I love you Henry. He is forever yummy!

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