Zack Snyder Made Superman A Sith. Of Course.

July 24th, 2014 // 8 Comments
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For reasons known only to Zack Snyder, Henry Cavill, and Ben Affleck dressed like Princess Leia (not pictured), here’s Superman holding a lightsaber which Zack Snyder oddly tweeted last night along with the hashtag #SuperJedi because the man responsible for the DC Cinematic Universe doesn’t even know the difference between a Jedi and a Sith. Then again, he also made a movie where Pa Kent told a young Clark Kent to let a bus full of schoolkids die, and then got murdered by a tornado to prove his point about never saving anyone. Ever. I’d hyperventilate into an inhaler right now if my untouched penis didn’t just crumble into dust all over my office chair. This’ll never come out.

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  1. slapper187

    How do we know he’s not a dark jedi?

  2. anoymous

    At this point who hasn’t? I think there is even a photoshop shortcut to adding lightsabers to any pic.

  3. I just like to think of it as great-big-yellow-sun-irradiated middle finger to Marvel, which like Star Wars is owned by Disney.

  4. Fancy Face

    I won’t lie. This is hot.

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