If you logged onto this global porn delivery device we call the “Internet” today, you’ve probably been buffeted in the face with this first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in the Zack Snyder eventual clusterfuck Superman: Man of Steel. So here’s that image again because I’m dedicated to exciting, fresh content which is why I’m also going to make the same comments as everyone else: Where’s the spit curl? And let’s see goddamn red underwear. Although, in my defense, I say that to everybody. Not only does it set the mood, but it firmly asserts I’m a man who reads way too many comic books and will eye women suspiciously if they don’t have large, unnatural breasts. I mean, clearly they’re spies. It’s the only explanation.
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