Here’s Henry Cavill filming scenes for Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which apparently features a homeless Superman who’s not afraid to let poverty stop him from daily physical exercise, so I guess that counts as more “dark and edgy.” Although personally I’d like to see more cutting people with tin cans action. I like my hobos, and by default, hobo-Supermen extra stabby.
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Um. Yum. I will help him bathe himself to clean up…
Hear, hear.
And it’s OK, fish. I don’t like shirts on Superman, so we’re cool.
I have loved Henry since The Tudors, but he looks too bulky on top. I don’t care for the Hollywood trend of getting men to be roided out for their roles. It doesn’t look real or in proportion. I don’t need a guy to be a body builder to think he is hot.
Shut up basement dweller. This is what real men look like. Live with it!
I’m not sure this is what “real men look like.” But this is what a true-to-life version of comic Superman would look like — absotutely.
Dumbest. Comment. Ever. Go back to watching twinks like Brandon Routh.
You can keep your metrosexuals, I will have my men burly and lumberjacky. (says the woman who married a skinny Asian man…)
I hope that the Superman series isn’t as tired as I think it is.
Just… yes.
“I-I-I’ll s-s-s-save the city for $20 and a new shirt. M-m-my old one got ripped. I-I-I had to s-s-sell it for food. The police t-t-took it. I-I-I’ll suck your dick for some k-k-kryptonite.”
He was pretty good in the Tudors.
He’s in that new movie coming out “The Immortals”, did you guys see the previews for that, it looks fucking insane.
I’m thinking of getting high as shit for that one. I just have to somehow do it without the wife noticing…
Oh, and without having a laughing attack at the snack stand. That was fucking brutal last time, I had to run into the bathroom and splash water on my face.
Deacon, your comments are always entertaining and witty, but now you need to shut it down…
DASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS it. Who is this dirty dirty man, and where can I get one?
I saw the previews for that. I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or spit in disgust cuz it looks soooo terrible and soooo expensive. I mean, you know, it looks well made and all. But Jesus it just looks so stoopid! I would definitely have to be baked to shit through it.
Bahaha! Um, I meant “sit” not “shit”. I promise I’ve never shit through a movie. Well, yet…
@kimmykimkim LOL. I’ve never done drugs ever but I have a feeling, if I took some during a ridiculously stupid movie, I would probably soil myself.
@MJB, well, shit, girlfriend! We’re gonna have to get you stoned!
So not going to see this movie.
But lead actor does look good. Strip, bathe and shave him, then bring him closer for further inspection.
That’s a nice back.
Please and Thank You.
I just peed everywhere… horny pee.
In or around my mouth. In or around…
Hobo Superman’s kryptonite: Listerine
of what value would chinups be for Superman?
Those would be pull ups. Chin ups palms face you. In any case, I can’t do either. So I’ll go back to the basement and finish with my Lara Croft “Womb Raider” blowup doll…
and why does he have a 14-pack back?
By contract, he is entitled to on-set double BJ anytime he wants. Talk about Katy Perry’s concert rider!
“Everybody to their emergency stations! He is about to pull a Chris Evans! I repeat: HE IS ABOUT TO PULL A CHRIS EVANS!”
Wow, that guy is built like a weakling version of me.
You both are still smaller than my cock.
I hope this movie is as hetero as 300.
I feel like I’m getting a peek inside Ben Affleck’s dreams…Or maybe Jennifer Garners…or… Tom Cruise’s.
Thanks fish, you really do have a soft spot for the ladies!! First the whole defending Rihanna stuff, now this!
Shit, I need to hit the gym apparently.
Wow!
He can save me any day of the week.
Superman wears Mizunos?
Curious why somebody with infinite strength needs to be jacked up like that. Just sayin’
Mmmmmm hmmmmmmm!
Does Hollywood actually hire American actors anymore? They’re becoming more rare than Pandas.
British and Australian actors are taught the British Technique of acting which is superior to what most American actors are taught (Stanislavski or the Method).
Hence, they’re better actors and get picked more for roles.
So it doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that so many British and Australian actors exude raw, old-school manliness, whereas so many American actors cultivate the noodle-limbed wannabe hipster look? Good to know.
@TomFrank: Trust me, there’s no shortage of muscley, hyper-masculine looking American actors, if I have to go by what I see at open calls. I’ve had this conversation with people in the know. British and Australian actors, for the most part, are better educated and trained. Some people think (I am not saying you think this) that any asshole can go on a stage or film set & act.
Actors really need dedication and training.
dang.
LOLz
I’m not sure what scares me more, the scruffy everywhere or bulging back/neck thing going on. Either way, pass.
you know that woman is biting her tongue to keep from licking that musculature…
panty cream time
i want him on top of me
Okay, great, but what’s the rest of his body wearing?