‘One due east, and one due south,’ he said. ‘That be her calling card.’

Here’s a braless Britney Spears in Australia this morning and I just realized something: If her breasts were guns on a battleship, she’d be perfect for covert missions. One would destroy the enemy, while the other would take out her own ship leaving zero evidence behind. Seriously, has the Pentagon seen these? Because I’m pretty sure my obsession with tits just won the War on Terror. Like I told them I would. Who’s the pervert trying to get out of paying taxes now, Washington?