Here’s a braless Britney Spears in Australia this morning and I just realized something: If her breasts were guns on a battleship, she’d be perfect for covert missions. One would destroy the enemy, while the other would take out her own ship leaving zero evidence behind. Seriously, has the Pentagon seen these? Because I’m pretty sure my obsession with tits just won the War on Terror. Like I told them I would. Who’s the pervert trying to get out of paying taxes now, Washington?
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
jessica | November 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm
those look sad
maybe they had a fight or something
tying to stay as far appart as they possibly can!
mel gibson | November 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I just want to pull the left one into place
she’s not a Jew is she?
Go Trainwreck | November 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Still a mess!
Fourth! | November 5, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Fourth!
Possibilty! | November 5, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Think about the endless possibilities! Those could be fun funbags!
Also, who’s that gay guy behind her?
havoc | November 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm
You could almost get two mousetraps on each nipple!
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fearsarewishes | November 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Tits, schmits, who cares?
Women are good for just two things anyway…doing them and then doing them again. I don’t waste my time thinking about if the tits are good or bad.
Rancid | November 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm
#1 – I agree.
They look really sad – looking down at the ground all dejected and like.
mok | November 5, 2009 at 2:46 pm
If you are born a redneck in the South, the hillbily eventually wins out. Look at Britney – once so hot and so tight, until her hillbilly nature took over, first in her actions (early childbirth and marriage, bad relationships), and now its taking over her looks. Same happened to Jessica Simpson.
beep beep | November 5, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Cripes! She has the thighs of a field hockey player and the neck of a linebacker.
JaidenPaidIn | November 5, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Dude…she looks like she’s missing a chromosome. Corky Spears
WTF happened to her.
And her tits….Jesus……she needs to put those suckers in the back of the closet and buy herself a new pair. Maybe it’ll also help distract people from the rancid face.
Jenna | November 5, 2009 at 2:55 pm
That’s because her shirt is too tight and she never adjusted them to point in the same direction. I can say this much – that’s not a boob job.
Most women have … more flexible? … boobs after having kids. You can do all kinds of fun things with them post partum. When I’m short on jumping rope I can tie mine together and use them.
Looks like she put her shirt on too fast and never bothered to check a mirror to make sure the girls were facing the same way. She should have worn a bra.
WTFudge | November 5, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I gotta say, I like some of the postings on this site — but what the eff is the deal with the “jokes” the Superficial writer makes??? They are typically more tragic than Brit’s tits.
chupcabra | November 5, 2009 at 3:04 pm
did anyone else hear that title spoken with a pirate voice? Specifically the one from family guy with all wooden arms and legs? Arggggh.
Sport | November 5, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Sad, wasted train-wreck of a life.
Taz | November 5, 2009 at 3:13 pm
those kids wrecked her tits
Crusty | November 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Please remember, Britney Spears is from southeast Louisiana. Wearing an old t-shirt, sans bra with no makeup and your hair looking like you’ve just scoured the bayou looking for craw fish is considered high fashion..
Now, excuse me while I motorboat my monitor.
DRENK | November 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm
if those sag anymore it’ll be national geographic following her around trying to take her pic
TekMoney | November 5, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Her boobs are and apparently forever will be a mystery to me. How does ones tits fluctuate from an A cup to a C cup w/o gaining or losing weight? And don’t give me the “maybe she’s on her period” shit, cuz i’ve never heard that being bloated w/ your ‘friend’ could make you 2 cup sizes bigger. And I really doubt that she’s still breast feeding her boys…
Hell, this has been happening since way back when she was actually hot/fit!
Good Goobly Goo | November 5, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Her nipples are humongous. Probably from being played with and sucked on too much, not by breast-feeding.
JustJess | November 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Still think she’s a beauty. Little rough around the eyes – but looks like she may be finally getting settled and becoming happy in her own skin. Good for you, Brit!
Life’s a journey…
Oh Yeah! | November 5, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I’ve been missing me some Britney titties for a long time. Now if you could just get her to go back to being batshit crazy, my life would be complete.
More Britney!
More Britney!
More Britney!
Lauren | November 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Go to US Weekly to see this picture. They completely photoshopped her nipples out of the picture! And they brightened the image so she looks less haggard. It’s outrageous! You can’t trust US Weekly to not doctor up a supposedly “candid” photo.
Furthermore I added two comments, and US Weekly wouldn’t post either one.
Thanks superfish for keeping it real!
http://www.usmagazine.com/hotpics/photos/down-under-2009511
Breastman | November 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Her boobs have been awful for years. This isn’t like a one off, they are screwed, it will be like this forever. I don’t expect the females to understand what I’m talking about. I’m not even talking about them pointing in different directions.
Who would have thought that sweet Britney from circa 2000 could be attached to these. They are like 50 year old breasts. Saggy, bad shape, biggish nips (probably will get worse with age) always pointing towards her toes. Childbirth could be a part of it, but I don’t think it is. I’ve seen boobs 8 1/2 months pregnant that are better then this. You don’t expect someone who dances for a living to have a problem like this. Going braless is supposed to be exciting, but in this case it’s dissappoitning and traumatising.
m. | November 5, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Britney propably had implants but let them removed and after 2 children her puppies are just not very nice anymore. In her case i think boobjob would be the right thing. Not to make them bigger, but make them look more beautiful. Actually boobjob were originally meant to help in these kind of situations …
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
This is exactly why having children is a bad idea.
Jake | November 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm
At least this girl can bring home the big bucks and half of you a$$holes can’t do that. Since when do men give a shit about if a chick breast is even. Sounds like a bunch of ho’s that don’t look half as good as this b!thcing and complaining because you are jealous.
PunkA | November 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
You idiots are clueless. She has implants, then had 2 babies sucks on them and cause them to become misshapen. She is due for an upgrade. SHE HAS IMPLANTS. Breast feeding just affects what they look like. Of course, if you are a teenager you would have no concept about what happens when life happens.
She looks tired, but I;d hit it.
Anon | November 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
She got some major wonky tittays.
chris | November 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm
wow, didn’t know she had implants, they look good to me
Creepy Older Guy | November 5, 2009 at 5:03 pm
OMG! I’m so glad she has saggy tits. I hope she keeps them that way. She should shve her head again for that perfect look.
BEAR | November 5, 2009 at 5:18 pm
i still wanna slip her a baby or two.
JPRichardson | November 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm
They have looked like that ever since she got’em funny bolt-on implants. They are totally out of place.
turd the third | November 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Those nipples are just crying for a nice large set of D rings….. Nothing special in these picts just an ulgy burnt out old broad. I pity those kids that call her mommy!
turd the third | November 5, 2009 at 5:56 pm
She looks like a cow coming in for a milking..
jumperatty | November 5, 2009 at 6:10 pm
“one eye fishing….one eye looking for bait”……
Yeah, uh huh. That's right. | November 5, 2009 at 6:32 pm
You guys!!!!! Guess all of your moms have firm racks too, right???? . . . . . Thought so.
turd the third | November 5, 2009 at 6:32 pm
She looks like she is going to bust out crying at any instant. (that bust would make me cry if they were mine)..You would think she has enough $$ to do something about them. Skimp on kids clothes for a few months and use the $$ to buy some new boobies, as you can tell by all these pictures posted on the superfish, she doesn’t give at rat’s ass about her kids anyway.
Michael Jacksons Rotting Corpse | November 5, 2009 at 6:35 pm
She’d look so much better if she would shave her head again, only this time smooth and shiny.
pimp | November 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I’d bang the depression right outta this whore!
Stef | November 5, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Wear. A. Bra. Dear God. Nobody wants to see that.
netstarman | November 5, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Her boobs look like a retarded basset hound that had the runs.
netstarman | November 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Or they look like to fried eggs on the fence post with the yolk broke.
Britney Superfan | November 5, 2009 at 6:48 pm
She doesn’t like underwear.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 5, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Bowling pin tits. Enough said.
She is a celebrity and her image is what sells. She should get those fixed.
tuhnu | November 5, 2009 at 7:23 pm
fourtysixth!!!!!
WallEyeLover | November 5, 2009 at 7:24 pm
That left one keeps following the camera. When she turns sideways it is still looking right at you. Creepy.
missywissy | November 5, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I dunno… I think she looks fine. She’s a human, that’s what we all like about her, when she pulls out a natural part of life and carries it off like “who gives a shit?”. Oh yeah, superficial people.
lo | November 5, 2009 at 7:51 pm
brit needs some nippies. bristols6.com
XXX Cams | November 5, 2009 at 8:51 pm
face is looking a little beat, but id still give her the business end of my thunder rod.