Hello, Clarice…

Continuing the theme of the Shauna Sand post, who the hell is allowing their kids near these celebrities? Seriously, if you let your kid near someone in a bejeweled bite mask, the government should be allowed to take away your parenting license.

What’s that? There’s no such thing as a parenting license and anyone with functioning reproductive organs can have a kid in this country? — That actually answers a lot of questions.

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Tags: Lady GaGa