Hello, Clarice…

May 14th, 2010 // 68 Comments

Continuing the theme of the Shauna Sand post, who the hell is allowing their kids near these celebrities? Seriously, if you let your kid near someone in a bejeweled bite mask, the government should be allowed to take away your parenting license.

What’s that? There’s no such thing as a parenting license and anyone with functioning reproductive organs can have a kid in this country? — That actually answers a lot of questions.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. pimp

    this bitch tries way to hard…

  2. Que

    Que reference.

  3. Monkey Wang

    I’d do her in the butt

  4. Wigger

    Does she even HAVE real hair anymore? Every time I see Her she’s wearing some God Awful wig!

  5. jaime

    excellent title!

  6. Vandal

    Oh she’s so radical …

  7. Erik

    Her schtick is getting old.

  8. the silence of the monkeys

    put the lotion in the basket…

  9. Deacon Jones

    Did the real Fish call in sick today?

    Did we get a substitute teacher or something?

  10. Tek

    @7 I agree. This whole I’m just going to dress weird for attention thing has ran it’s course. She shouldn’t stop it all together because it’s part of her act, but she should try a more subtle approach because the shock value is long gone.

  11. havoc

    This is today’s please-take-my-picture outfit.

    This guy tries way to hard……

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  12. Sport

    I would hide that face too – also agree she is trying WAAAYYY too hard.

  13. cellphone

    What is this!? I mean;WTF!? Someone quick slap her buttocks hard to get her back to her senses!

  14. DonKeypunch

    I am sure someone already said it but she covers her face because she is butt ugly. That said here body is pretty tight- Definitely a do from behind type IMO.

  15. Area Man

    Finally, someone has invented an effective way to shut her up.

  16. whee

    Parenting licenses FTW! :D

  17. whee

    Parenting licenses FTW! :D

  18. Renegade Ronald

    Lady Gaga is the artistic equivalent of a Pontiac Aztec, the idea is a good one, but she’s just not capable of pulling it off. I’d still hit it.

  19. stinky mcpoop

    It’s obvious she plays catcher on a tranny-league softball team. I’ll leave it to your imagination as to what she might actually be ‘catching’…But anyways, the umpire needs to step in and tell her to put on some freaking pants, or the kid in pic #6 wouldn’t be asking her if he could stick is pen in her vadge.

  20. fatguyinalittleshirt

    what an idiot.

  21. louise Flockhart

    GIMP

  22. Jon

    Look at her eyes she’s completely out of it… druuuuuuuuuuugs.

  23. lori

    “Hello, Clarice….” Waa hahaha!! Good one!

    p.s. This woman is constantly drugged and out of it. Like she’s making any decisions about her “career” or her outfits… Riiiiiggghhtt.

  24. OHhhhhhhhhhhhh very nice photo graphs Mis Clarice thanks for shearing me this amazing photos.

  25. Sam A

    she keeps getting more and more extreme with her attire and the sad thing is i really do think shes getting consumed by the drug/alcohol scene. i have faith. i still love her music and hope she doesnt follow the same destructive path as lindsay. everyones basically waiting for lindsay to die, thats just the truth. its horrible. she needs some help…im here!

  26. Sam A

    she keeps getting more and more extreme with her attire and the sad thing is i really do think shes getting consumed by the drug/alcohol scene. i have faith. i still love her music and hope she doesnt follow the same destructive path as lindsay. everyones basically waiting for lindsay to die, thats just the truth. its horrible. she needs some help…im here!

  27. GeneralEmergency

    Clearly, taking a stun gun to the nads of her designer pal just to squeeze -one more- fashion idea out of him is no longer working.

    This may have been -her- idea.

  28. Guibain

    Lady GaGa actually looks quite pretty in the first photo. She has a distinguished Roman nose.

  29. I still love the music and we hope it does not follow the same path as Lindsay destructive. waiting for Lindsay base of each die

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  31. This isn’t innovative or stylish in the least bit… it’s fugging weird. Gaga must be pretty desperate for attention if she’s sporting armor-like masks.

    why do people even respond to this kind of garbage?? it’s like she thinks she is a fashion icon. that isn’t fashion.

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  32. This isn’t innovative or stylish in the least bit… it’s fugging weird. Gaga must be pretty desperate for attention if she’s sporting armor-like masks.

    why do people even respond to this kind of garbage?? it’s like she thinks she is a fashion icon. that isn’t fashion.

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    news on everything from small-town crime to celebrity scandals

  33. she aint no Kate Bush

    when does she wear the bejeweled plastic bag over her head? then her 15 mins will be over.

  34. i love lindsay lohan i think her look is amazin!i was told today i look like her couple years back i was over the moon any one got any tips on looking like the party and red hair, frackes, beautiful clothes e.i rocker chic, classy,green eyes,pretty smile, and have style.

  35. captain america

    …………..just KILL her stylist!!

  36. Quite scary mask. ‘Normal’ seems to be something different ….

  37. Kathleen

    She has a pretty face!

  38. me

    I guess whatever keeps people talking….

  39. Pooter

    Is it supposed to be a G? I can’t tell images have been mirrored. Maybe its a place for me to rest my balls while I get the trombone treatment

  40. Rhialto

    I don’t know why she often covers her face.I mean,it isn’t THAT bad.

  41. Nero

    #43
    This is the direct result when girls are always taken doggy!

  42. Darth

    I would like to see her costumes having a face for a change!

  43. Nero

    Where.exactly.is.this.good.girl?

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  45. bitch PLEASE

    I wish someone would drop a diamond studded ROCK on this bitch…

  46. She is crazy!

  47. Look at her eyes she’s completely out of it… druuuuuuuuuuugs

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