Hello There, Bar Refaeli, and Other News

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- Knee-High Socks are the new way to pretend like you’re not oogling half naked chicks. [theCHIVE]

- Gary Oldman gives way more reasons than he needs to deserve the Oscar. [Huffington Post]

- Paz de la Huerta’s flapper bush needs a new home this year. [Dlisted]

- Kate Hudson in a bikini. (Photos courtesy of a mid 90’s cell phone camera) [Lainey Gossip]

- Arianny Celeste is making all the right career moves. 1. Show breasts. 2. Show breasts more. 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A Republican congressman thought The Onion’s Abortionplex was real and proceeded to warn constituents about it. [BuzzFeed]

- Kristina and Karissa Shannon smash their butts together for Nuts Magazine. [DrunkenStepfather:NSFW]

- Katharine McPhee gets about as hot for GQ as prime time network television allows. [Popoholic]

- Woody Harrelson might have crashed a prom and deflowered a virgin. [FilmDrunk]

- Nick Cannon is ready for more kids named after interior decorating themes. [TooFab]

- Athletes We’d Love to See in the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bleacher Report]

- Snoop Dogg is rapping about porn now. [TMZ]

- The 10 Best Quotes From the Oscar Nominees Luncheon Press Room: Clooney for the win. [Popsugar]

- Madonna’s peasants may now plan their saving strategies accordingly. [Just Jared]

- Karl Lagerfeld has a distorted viewpoint of women’s bodies? That can’t be right. [IDLYITW]

- Anonymous wants Jason Segel to stop molesting The Muppets is how I read this. [Starpulse]

- Adriana Lima does that slo-mo walk out of the water thing. SOLD. [Heavy]

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