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- Snooki is ready for the Fox News anchor desk. [Huffington Post]

- Shannon Doherty wants you to go back to school. [Dlisted]

- Contact with George Clooney’s penis is the newest prerequisite for Dancing With The Stars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Meanwhile, an alarm just sounded at Adrianne Curry’s house. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s Kim Kardashian’s music video, in case you’re shy a screwdriver for your eyes and ears. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Keri Hilson understands how to market pop music. [Popoholic]

- Robert Downey Jr. knocked up his wife. [TooFab]

- Porn + Galleries Like This = 99.9% of the Internet. [theCHIVE]

- Daryl Hannah will break our dependency of fossil fuels. [IDLYITW]

- Amy Sedaris should star in everything from now on. [Videogum]

- Bill O’Reilly uses the local police department like his personal loofah. [BuzzFeed]

- Steven Soderbergh won’t retire until after his dong-flop opus and Liberace tribute are in the can. [FilmDrunk]

- Hottest Women of The U.S. Open [Maxim]

- And The 50 Hottest Sex Symbols in Sports in case the above chicks aren’t exactly smacking your balls around. Tennis puns! [Bleacher Report]

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