Hello, Reese Witherspoon and Other News

November 7th, 2011 // 10 Comments

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- This guy forgot Hayden Panettiere only likes penises with giants on the end of them. [Huffington Post]

- Dr. Drew will find out what Courtney Stodden‘s breasts are made of. I’m going with crushed dreams held together by years of abuse. [Dlisted]

- Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Stars according to Forbes. [Lainey Gossip]

- Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta keep the hotness in the family. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Helena Christensen is in her underwear. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- But Olivia Wilde forgot hers. [Popoholic]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems could use some support. See what I did there? [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Simpson is talking about her farts again. [IDLYITW]

- While her sister Ashlee hitches her wagon to that billion dollar fashion empire. [Starpulse]

- Natalie Portman‘s son is already more cultured than you are. [Popsugar]

- Olivia Munn probably got a good laugh out of this right before she put in some drink orders and ran an extra basket of bread out to table 32. [FilmDrunk]

- Michael Buble gets to bang this over and over again. Michael Buble. [Heavy]

- Batman + To Catch A Predator = Internet Gold. [BuzzFeed]

- Kelly Osbourne‘s head injury was not life-threatening. *writes dues check to American Atheist* [TooFab]

- Kate Major and Michael Lohan really do belong together. [TMZ]

- And The Jenner Family Whore Parade just rolls on. [Celebslam]

- 25 Athletes Who Should Have Been Models [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Reece Witheredspoon. *First*

  2. Sloppy seconds again…. sigh.

  3. Roughing my way to the top

    Kate Major and Michael Lohan really do belong together.

    She was well within her rights. I’m hearing someone dare to call her a DOG. People really have little to no boundaries these days.

    • Richard McBeef

      KM reminds me of a fat melissa joan hart after MJH got fat. also put some more fat in there for good measure.

  4. Dan

    She is too nice seeming to make fun of.

    She looks really good here to be honest.

  5. Okay, we get it, we get it. Your tits are huge… oh, wait. This is the other generic rom-com blond actress from around the same time. But with the chin.

  6. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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    in case you ever wondered what Willem Defoe would look like as a chick…

  7. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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  8. Yeap, she can still pull it off when she wants to. That’s way more than I can say for myself.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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    as much boob on her back than on her chest !

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