Hello, Reese Witherspoon and Other News

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- This guy forgot Hayden Panettiere only likes penises with giants on the end of them. [Huffington Post]

- Dr. Drew will find out what Courtney Stodden’s breasts are made of. I’m going with crushed dreams held together by years of abuse. [Dlisted]

- Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Stars according to Forbes. [Lainey Gossip]

- Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta keep the hotness in the family. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Helena Christensen is in her underwear. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- But Olivia Wilde forgot hers. [Popoholic]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems could use some support. See what I did there? [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Simpson is talking about her farts again. [IDLYITW]

- While her sister Ashlee hitches her wagon to that billion dollar fashion empire. [Starpulse]

- Natalie Portman’s son is already more cultured than you are. [Popsugar]

- Olivia Munn probably got a good laugh out of this right before she put in some drink orders and ran an extra basket of bread out to table 32. [FilmDrunk]

- Michael Buble gets to bang this over and over again. Michael Buble. [Heavy]

- Batman + To Catch A Predator = Internet Gold. [BuzzFeed]

- Kelly Osbourne’s head injury was not life-threatening. *writes dues check to American Atheist* [TooFab]

- Kate Major and Michael Lohan really do belong together. [TMZ]

- And The Jenner Family Whore Parade just rolls on. [Celebslam]

- 25 Athletes Who Should Have Been Models [Bleacher Report]

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