Hello, Reese Witherspoon and Other News

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry spotted together in London. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bristol Palin is doing Dancing with the Stars? I thought dancing was a sin. [Popeater]

- Gary Busey is a national treasure. [Dlisted]

- Geri Halliwell understands the importance of self-exams. [Hollywood Tuna]

- There’s more of Jessica Simpson to go around. [IDLYITW]

- Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Charlize Theron in Elle. [Popoholic]

- Ozzy Osbourne Joins the Jersey Shore [BuzzFeed]

- Frances Bean tells Courtney Love to find a soul. [The Fab Life]

- Adriana Lima understands salesmanship. [Egotastic]

- Shia LaBeouf keeps talking about Indiana Jones 5. [PopSugar]

- Heidi Montag was afraid her nose would fall off. I’d be more concerned with those ginormous saline bags. [Huffington Post]

- Miley Cyrus is single. For real this time. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Brian Pumper wants to join G-Unit now. [Bossip]

- Will Forte is bailing on SNL. [ICYDK]

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