Hello, Reese Witherspoon and Other News

August 26th, 2010 // 22 Comments

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry spotted together in London. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bristol Palin is doing Dancing with the Stars? I thought dancing was a sin. [Popeater]

- Gary Busey is a national treasure. [Dlisted]

- Geri Halliwell understands the importance of self-exams. [Hollywood Tuna]

- There’s more of Jessica Simpson to go around. [IDLYITW]

- Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Charlize Theron in Elle. [Popoholic]

- Ozzy Osbourne Joins the Jersey Shore [BuzzFeed]

- Frances Bean tells Courtney Love to find a soul. [The Fab Life]

- Adriana Lima understands salesmanship. [Egotastic]

- Shia LaBeouf keeps talking about Indiana Jones 5. [PopSugar]

- Heidi Montag was afraid her nose would fall off. I’d be more concerned with those ginormous saline bags. [Huffington Post]

- Miley Cyrus is single. For real this time. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Brian Pumper wants to join G-Unit now. [Bossip]

- Will Forte is bailing on SNL. [ICYDK]

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Comments (22)

  1. Iz | August 26, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    first?

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | August 26, 2010 at 7:10 pm

      Best she has looked in a long time.

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  2. Taz | August 26, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Yum Yum!

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  3. slapkatyperry | August 26, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    BOOBIES!

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  4. Disco Dave | August 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Probably a boring lay, but nice tits.

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  5. Shart | August 26, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    She seems like she would have a stick up her buttocks.

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  6. imagen | August 26, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Dude, her rack was awsome in that movie she did with Marky Mark. You know, the one where he fingers her on the roller coaster…someone help me out here please, I could IMDB it but I’m lazy.

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    • Whit | August 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm

      Fear

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  7. hmna | August 26, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Where did she get those?!?!

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  8. Ted Mortenson | August 26, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    “I thought dancing was a sin”. Really? That’s the best you can do? Find another job.

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  9. Rough on duty | August 26, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Did the victims put a restraining order on Busey yet?

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  10. Drundel | August 26, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Geri Halliwell is pretty damn hot for an old chick.

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  11. Urbanspaceman | August 26, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Someone’s been to see the silicone man.

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  12. The Truth | August 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    She looks great!

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  13. herbiefrog | August 26, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    she’s always looked good…

    where dis we furst see her ?

    hhhmmmm…

    help us out guys ?

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    • Marcus | August 26, 2010 at 9:39 pm

      Freeway, she F*cks up Kiefer Sutherland good.
      Then she got knocked up making Cruel Intentions.

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  14. captain america | August 26, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    well, I’M ASHAMED TO KNOW HER.
    (and I’m not even an american)

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  15. Vito | August 27, 2010 at 12:10 am

    Gary Busey has led somewhat of a rough life — between drugs and alcohol, along with mental and physical ailments stemming from his motorcycle accident back in the late 80s. It’s nice to see him doing something to comfort and aid someone who is possibly near death’s door.

    Way to go, Gary! You da man! That was a very sweet gesture.

    And in spite of it all you’re STILL as screwy as a pig’s tail.

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  16. dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 12:37 am

    she’s cool id do her

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  17. juaquin ingles | August 27, 2010 at 1:47 am

    Elin Woods again?

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  18. Rocky's Bullwinkle | August 27, 2010 at 10:19 am

    With good lighting and headlights on it takes away from her chin.

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  19. Kitty | August 28, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Is hollywood going braless? Maybe we all should start doing that…then our boobies will behanging down to her knees in the next 2 years instead of 10…..oh yeah.

    Reply

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