Helena Bonham Carter understands cinema

December 4th, 2007 // 31 Comments

Helena Bonham Carter is extremely concerned with continuity while filming and such was the case with her latest film Sweeney Todd. It appears something was causing headaches on set; her crazy large boobs. Page Six reports:

“Anyone who . . . pays attention to my breast size will see there’s no continuity,” she tells January’s Playboy. “The first half of filming I wasn’t pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn’t shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I’ve got tangerines again. It’s melons to tangerines.”

What I love about this article is that Helena Bonham Carter is cutting straight through the bullshit as only a pregnant woman can. While everyone talks about the music and Johnny Depp, Helena gets down to brass tacks and says, “Look, if you watch this movie all you’ll notice is my monster rack. As an artist, I’d like to apologize for some inconsistencies in my chest size and hope that you don’t let it distract from my milk-gorged breasts, which again, is all you’ll notice.” Sold. I just bought a week’s worth of tickets. Wait, it’s not in 3-D?! Tim Burton, I’ll kill you!

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. Bill Clinton

    Who?

  2. mrfacial

    first

  3. fergernauster

    I used to think she was hot.

    Then again, box-faces never age well.

  4. D. Richards (Whore.)

    seriously. I don’t fucking care about breasts. I don’t. All I’m interested in are the nipples. Gigantic nipples. Helena? You got nipples? Back to work, slut.

  5. good

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club MeetRich.com ! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site.

  6. fergernauster

    I can pick my nose & eat it at work because I am behind a screen.

  7. Chauncy Gardner

    Wow, she looks astonishingly alive in these photos. Does this mean Tim Burton isn’t a necrophiliac?

  8. RichPort

    Hey you fucking morons. Noone give’s a rat’s ass millionairecelebridiot.com or any of your panderings. And this Helena Bonham Carter is about as useful as a titless stripper.

  9. I have to say…..she still looks better than me pregnant and in the wind tunnel.
    I wish I had breasts that size. My fried eggs will attract a partner someday….

  10. fergernauster

    I don’t want to see HBC’s bazooms.

    I want to see close-ups of Britney’s crusty, oozing skin eruptions.

    Stat!

  11. Kim

    One of her knee high stockings are falling down. I thought only old ladies wore knee highs with dresses.

  12. LayDeeBug

    God, I love her. She just doesn’t give a crap. Fucking Marla Singer, RULES!

    (“God, I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”)

  13. fergernauster

    I would pop, then lick the oozing contents of Britney’s whiteheads, so long as they were on her ass and not her face.

  14. MMB

    where did these indians that are writing these retarded meetrich.com things come up with “fertile douches” for all those old posts…i was just thinking of that…man i need a new job…i am way bored

  15. High there!

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her and veiny breasts. Is she single now and with children? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club MeetBitch.com ! “She is very picky about guys privates,” according to officials off that sites.

  16. fergernauster, you need help

  17. Hey Frist you have mail!!

  18. Mr Semprini

    Hey, you! Yeah, you, the pandering MeetRich foreigner spam-artist wad-hole. How much do you get paid to ride that horse? I want to know because, here I am, working 40 a week for what? If you’re making close to me, I want your job!

  19. lauren

    #11, you ever seen maternity pantyhose?

  20. cinder

    She is o so very beautiful! And this site is awesome full of nice people to beat.

  21. martino

    Is it just me, or does post #5 read like spam?

  22. I think she’s looking more and more like her freakazoid hubs. I’d be besides myself anticipating the overly large head that’s growing in there. Oh, and cute dooesn’t age well.

  23. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty.

    I love this chick, she rules, the knee high is so uncool but does she give a fuck?? Does she fuck!

  24. OMG. It is said that she is in an interracial dating at interracialconnect.com and she is dating with a black guy there. seems the username is Helenalover

  25. E.

    Is she wearing like knee highs under the regular pantyhose? I don’t get it.

  26. jacknasty

    wow, she is a true beauty.

  27. preggie cant look hot???

  28. toya

    she is just like pregnant. wow. I don’t know whyu her photos can become a hotties on sugarmommeet.com, on where rich women can find their sugar babies .

  29. greyson

    is she at all related to johnny depp? because they look exactly alike. and they’re in the new willy wonka together. and every story about her on here has something about johnny depp in it…

  30. Helena nice name …but how is ?? http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life

  31. she is fine the way she is

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