Helena Bonham Carter in a swimsuit. (I’m sorry.)

Yes i wish we could all look as good as Pepper the anorexic transvestite.

Shutup you morons, she’s had kids, is it that HARD to understand ?

fat and out of shape— get to the gym bitch!! …and quit feeding your face, the kid’s too

The dailymail has an extra pic of Tim Burton with his wife and kid, and I love how they’re all dressed in wild colours and non matching prints: that’s a family. I say leave them alone on their holiday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1208672/Helena-Bonham-Carter-makes-waves-Malibu-unflattering-red-swimsuit.html

I haven’t seen a mother before looking a lot like her daughter as she does.

Is the tallest one the mother?

Her name is more attractive than she is.

Is this the Susan Boyle of the cinema?!

shes the best actress ever, who cares what she looks like, she can out act all those skinny bitches

She is beyond talented, rich, and beautiful. Fuck off.

Fish, you’ve reached a new low. Congratulations.

Helena is a very, very talented actress and I’ve appreciated her since buying “A Room With a View” when I was a young teen. She isn’t a bimbo, no-talent, surgically-enhanced hack like most of the women you post on here. I come here to bash the attention-whore bimbos, not the talented middle-aged artists!

Shame, shame, shame on you. What did Helena ever do to warrant this type of negative attention, asswipe??

Oh no, a female celebrity that looks like the majority of the women in the world. Scandal! @@
Seriously, the only issue here is that she needs more support on her upper half.

She is gross. Her face is just plain ugly, the suit is too small and her body is sick. Yep, her kid IS fat too.

One word…

AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Why is everyone saying you can’t help cellulite? There are over the counter creams that are affordable and work with the help of diet and work out.

Ladies and Kind Gentlemen, put down your barbs and cease this quarreling at once!

I do not know what you’re fighting about but it’s obvious that a much greater problem is afoot here!

Some poor mother whale and her calf have been seperated from their pod, this is time for humanitarian aide to help these majestic creatures, not to argue to obvious descriptives of these beautiful Delphinapterus leucas.

People these days!

MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!!

gawd she was hot in Fight Club…

…alas, that is how I will always remember her. Thin and demented.

p.s. Tim Burton is overrated. His last (only) great movie was Peewee’s Big Adventure (largely great because of Peewee). Big Fish, Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands were just sorta okay. He didn’t direct Nightmare Before Christmas. Everything else has sucked.

She’s a fantastic actress, not some socialite who’s trying to become famous through her looks. And she must be much more fun to date than Paris Hilton, I guess at least she has something interesting to say.

Plus get a life, guys… she’s just a normal woman like you can see on any beach in the World. Time to grow up and realize that girls like Megan Fox spend most of their life doing plastic surgery, which means you can’t afford to marry one anyway.

GET THAT BABY IN MY BELLY!!

I’d still hit that.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before. A celebrity that looks like A NORMAL PERSON. Someone, please, call the police!

Yes, that’s right. That was sarcasm.

I think she looks great. It can sometimes be hard to lose the mommy weight. And despite what people will say…everyone puts on the mommy weight =) That said this will be my last visit to the site. It’s gone from silly funny celeb posts to bikinis and tasteless jokes!
Enjoy =D

She’s not exactly Lisa Marie:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6XXVrt631U/R26VS4_1YAI/AAAAAAAACLo/3W259CEKOCU/s400/tim+&+lisa+2.jpg

Wow, I’ve never seen such a collection of basement-boy idiocy. Too damn bad we can’t rig our SUVs to run on stupidity, all our problems would be over.

Yuck. Her accent still may help.

Someone was saying her daughter is fat and that was just stupid and mean. all babys are chunky. your just jealous because that baby won’t have to work if she doesn’t want to and will have everything

i cant believe some of the comments i read here, some of which included the words “disgusting” and “fat”. Shes not fat at all!! And not 42 is not old..i think shes a beautiful, talented actress that doesnt give a damn about what people think and she should stay that way.
Sorry for the rant :P
You Rock Helena :)

I lolled at the fucktards who think there are no fat people in Europe. There are fat people everywhere. If they offend your delicate sensibilities, go move to an abandoned island and buy a fainting couch.

Your All Jelous OF HER SHES MORE FAMOUS THAN U ALL WILL EVER BE IF U DONT LIKE HER WHY OUT HER NAME IN THE GOOGLE BOX HE? U MUST LIKE HER IF U DONE THAT SO GO OUT AND GET A LIFE! GOD SAKES HER DAUGHTER AND HER ARE ENJOYING A NICE TIME IN MALIBU WHY DISTURB HER GOD GET A LIFE!

She figure looks fine to me,especially for a 43 year old woman, and I certainly wouldn’t say she was fat. I think it’s just the swimsuit that is very unflattering. By the way, I just read a rumour that she may be pregnant again!

@18 – “I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.”

That line was good for a weak chuckle in the movie Dodgeball, which came out five years ago.
Go take a nap.

Um, why are you so disparaging? I bet you look way worse in that then Helena would EVER. So, she has a few bumps here and there, but remember, she has never had any work done, and what’s that again….??? She is HUMAN. Get over it. She looks real, still beautiful, happy, and she isn’t doing anything to you by BEING WITH HER FAMILY. She isn’t starving herself, and she is a brilliant role model by not showing girls/women that you should starve and look like an african woman that is struggling with all her might to feed her family, not some anorexic, fake model. Get over it, because you will never be a quarter of the amazing inspiration woman she is by posting this crap.

its people like those who say her body is ‘disgusting’ thats the reason so many girls get anorexia.
helena has a normal body for a woman her age, and you know what? she is beautiful, she’s talented, shes a lovely person.
leave her be. shes just being a mother.

How dare you people?!
SHE- JUST- HAD -A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Normal people have little bit stomack after having a baby and Helena is a normal person (well, sexyer than normal person 8) Yjammy!)!

You people disgust me.
How you can be so awful human beings?

Helena looks amazing and SHE – IS – NOT – FAT!
She is weights as a normal person and is proud.
Have you peoples saw what she looks nowadays (these piccies are quit old)?
SHE LOOKS FABULOUS AND FUCKING SEXY GOD DAMIT!

“She is gross. Her face is just plain ugly, the suit is too small and her body is sick. Yep, her kid IS fat too”

I hate you.
Get a life.
All babys are little punky.
YOU ARE SICK BECAUSE YOU CALL THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD GROSS!

Helena is thee most beautiful actress EVER! I loooove her, if you dont know who she is, your favorite movie is probably something lame like mission impossible, or some other stupid cheesy ‘Hollywood’ movie. if i could look like anyone it would be her, and i weigh 115 @ 5’6″ her face is so unique and beautiful like a doll, and as for her hips, shes had two kids….hello this is a real women not some air brushed 20 yr old!!! not only that, if you think the girls on the magazines really look like they do on the cover, you are even more ignorant than i thought. Helena is gorgeous, and i envy her to pieces…xox

also for you to comment on a child you must have some serious issues. who do all of you think you are that you are so much better than anyone. by you making these horrid comments you must have some f’d up self views of yourself. and in case non of you realized, she is tim burton’s wife, she’s obviously got something right, if a genius such as himself digs her. and your dissing his child you jirks

if you dont like the way she looks and think she’s ugly and gross why the hell are you looking at pics of her!?!?!?! she’s a 43 year old woman with two kids! she’s not goin to have the body of flippin cheryl cole is she!?!?! she’s a REAL woman with curves she’s not fat. her body is lookin amazing for a woman of her age with two kids. one of them being born not long ago. People should really consider sorting themselves out a bit especially if they go and take pics of someone who’s just trying to have fun and spend time with her daughter. its bloody ridiculous. and she’s not gothic justa tad eccentric!!! i love helena she’s one of the best actresses of ALL time. she’s brill!!!!!

Oh good god a celebrity who is not, anorexic, obese, plastic, chavy, a bimbo, or of course have that trade mark tacky mahogany skin and even looks her age. She may be mad which I love her for but perish the thought I do believe she is down to earth but from the other comments I guess alot of people don’t know what that means so I won’t bore you by explaining. I don’t have eternity.

In all the chick is stunning.

She is beautiful and very interesting about Helena Bonham Carter in a swimsuit and her daughter is so pretty

You all are fucking idiots. Helena is beautiful. I wonder what YOU look like since you seem to be all high and mighty over the internet!!! Fuck off and get a life. I’m sure your comments are hurting her soooo bad right now.

I think he’s actually a two piece that shows him up and give some support and that her stomach is so big, instead of a solid color that the texture strength is spread on her stomach look better. At least the sun, which he obviously can use a little outside. At the same time, he only looking for 43 MILFy Mary Louise Parker and could take some tips.

Looking So Sweet

…Alex

I´ll go for it anyway. For sure.

She doesn’t look too bad here. But I think she’s over rated. I mean, the only reason she’s still working is because of who she’s fucking.

I LOVE HER DAUGHERS DRESS, HAIR, AND SMILE……
I LOVE HELENAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR…..HAS ANYONE WATCHED NEW HARRY POTTER SHE WAS DEVIOUS SEXY.

I LOVE HER DAUGHTERS HAR, SMILE AND DRESS
AND HAVE YOU WATCHED NEW HARRY POTTER???
SHES DEVIOUSLY SEXY

I WOULD SCREW ANYONE FOR HER RICHES!!!!! ASSHOLES!!!!!