Helena Bonham Carter in a swimsuit. (I’m sorry.)

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2009

Proving that Goth chicks should stick to reading Twilight at Denny’s, Helena Bonham Carter was spotted at Malibu Beach over the weekend wearing a swimsuit, and I honestly don’t know why I’m posting these. Seriously, I’ve only had ten five coffee mugs of whiskey today, so it’s not like I’m drunk. Back me up, desk chair I dressed up like Wonder Woman. What’s that? You want to have a baby? But we just met.

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