Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are precious

November 29th, 2007 // 101 Comments
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A very pregnant Helena Bonham Carter was spotted last night leaving Cipriani in London with her husband director Tim Burton. They look like street urchins that made a heroin-fueled escape from a production of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.” Helena Bonham Carter seems to be amazed there’s a ground beneath her feet. While Tim Burton’s deep inside his brain trying to decide which is more awesome: stop-motion animation or Johnny Depp. Whichever one wins will be the kid’s name. Unless they go with “Gothy McGothicstein.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. zx zc

    FUCK you cunts. Sweeney Todd looks like it’s going to be Burtons best since Ed Wood (never mind that his last few films have been huge hits, if not allways great) and Helena was just in Harry Fucking Potter and the Order of the Phoenix which, FYI, grossed almost 1 billion dollars.

    Think about that as you slave in your dead end jobs tomorrow and the next day and the next and the next……..

  2. Binky

    #43 to # 51
    Any comments on 9/11 ?
    Not that I may think you’re part of the problem.. as they say in the industry.
    You can alway plead ‘Stupidity’ …for a while…etc..

  3. hejeer

    I love them!

    And I love the look. I’ve always liked Helena and her look. It is crazy and wild and SO anti-Britney anti-PamAnderson. She started getting a bit crazy with it in Fight Club and it suits her.

    And Burton – always an interteresting take on a movie. Can’t wait to see Sweeney Todd.

    With all the talentless chit we see on this site – these two are fun and creative.

  4. fartCloud

    I thought he only fugged dead people.

    Certainly, the lights were out during conception.

    oh yeah…it’s a girl. Ya gotta prep the battle field to produce a boy.

  5. max

    it must be a jock !

  6. sniggol

    What the heck is that in her hand? A crack pipe? That explains a lot.

  7. #53 -56
    Welcome.
    But any comments on 9/11 ?
    Because #43-#51 seem to have bailed….for some reason…
    Comments ?

  8. galatea456789

    Congratulations and all my best wishes. but someone said her husband ever brought a membership on an online site sugarcupid.com. it is a service for rich men to seek extramarital relationship. is someone joking on he or he really wants a sugar baby?

  9. FRT

    Holy Fuck!!!

    They actually let people like this walk the streets…?

    No wonder society is going to hell in a hand-basket!!

    Hey Tim…I like the “Albert Einstein” hairdoo you fucking weirdo…!!!

  10. Menotrouble

    Hard to tell where the millions have gone, but still: That’s a perfect match. May they have many, many happy, weird children. Their wardrobe must be a kid’s paradise.

  11. tg

    For the information of anyone who is interested.

    This woman has a very unpleasant personality, and is border-line mentally disturbed.

  12. The Regulator

    #14, I second that motion!

    Although you know how kids are, always rebelling against the p’s, the kid will probably end up as straight laced as they come.

    Imagine the awesome Halloween’s to come in the future!

    Sorry, can’t rag on these two. They’re the only celebrity couple I just can’t fucking hate. I can’t believe I just said I don’t hate two rich-as-fuck people. Ah well.

  13. The Regulator

    #14, I second that motion!

    Although you know how kids are, always rebelling against the p’s, the kid will probably end up as straight laced as they come.

    Imagine the awesome Halloween’s to come in the future!

    Sorry, can’t rag on these two. They’re the only celebrity couple I just can’t fucking hate. I can’t believe I just said I don’t hate two rich-as-fuck people. Ah well.

  14. The Regulator

    #14, I second that motion!

    Although you know how kids are, always rebelling against the p’s, the kid will probably end up as straight laced as they come.

    Imagine the awesome Halloween’s to come in the future!

    Sorry, can’t rag on these two. They’re the only celebrity couple I just can’t fucking hate. I can’t believe I just said I don’t hate two rich-as-fuck people. Ah well.

  15. Randy

    Who the hell let them breed???

  16. josselin

    is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarmommymeet.com you know it is an site just for rich women to look for extramarital relationship… you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

  17. joey joejoe

    what the fuck is going on in this world, if there’s a make version on britney when it comes to caring for kids i think this is the guy.
    child services should visit this site to see what kids to go after, cause they guy looks like he spawning his own paedophile movie cast

  18. Binky

    # 62,63,and of course (my personal fav) #64
    For some sort of ‘regulator’ – personally, I’m finding you a bit redundant – if not just plain ol’ repetitive….
    But in retrospect – I suppose that’s why some of us will win at ‘Bingo’ while others continually fumble with the alphabetic numeric paradigm.
    Oh – and 9/11 was an inside job – for those of you keeping score at home.

  19. Me

    sniggol, it’s a vomit stick…a girl needs to keep her figah, especially at times like these, you know, when one’s all knocked up and such. she wouldn’t want to get fat and ruin her career.

  20. IWONKY

    Everybody, in unison – Ewwwww!

  21. IWONKY

    Gosh, she put the “knock” in Knocked Up.

  22. IWONKY

    Look at pic #2 – Bet you’re glad they aren’t gonna be your parents now….

  23. polly

    So sad! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!

  24. shallow val

    Marla Singer is PREGNANT? DOes Tyler Durden know?

    (My tit’s rotting off)

  25. shallow val

    NFN, she may look weird, but she is one of the best damn English actresses in this age.

    She’s a fuckign genius and I love her (funny dress and all)

  26. crazy eyes

    That is one hell of an eclectic fueled horror scene. They look like they’re walking around in a Dali painting…. especially thumbnail #3. Surreal and elusive weirdness.

  27. Realist

    Yikes, that’s got to be one the uglier, scarier pregnant women.

  28. Holycrap

    I can’t believe shes 40 something she looks amazing, I think she’s really cute and quirky, and shes super intelligent too. I think those kids are lucky to have those parents.

  29. Dnice

    I love them, they always look like they are in character. Despite them looking a little ghoulish I think Helena is very pretty and she is a wonderful actress. They are both very talented in their own rights and they seem to suit each other perfectly.

  30. Dnice

    I love them, they always look like they are in character. Despite them looking a little ghoulish I think Helena is very pretty and she is a wonderful actress. They are both very talented in their own rights and they seem to suit each other perfectly.

  31. people are idiots

    Shame on you people. Just because she dresses like a gothic and is pregant, does not make her a ‘fat ugly actress who dresses weird. Think before you act, it might help to give you notice of what fucking losers you all are who don’t give themselves the time of day to think, geez i have NO LIFE and would rather spend my time talking about other people coz there better than me. You’re clearly lowlives. BYE !

  32. yukadoozer

    Any severely pregnant woman who stuffs her herself into leggings/bustier is in love with herself-

  33. Rachel S.

    would helena even have an acting career if it wasn’t for her hubby?

  34. Soom

    She actually looks really hot. And yeah Burton looks kinda out of it, but maybe he’s on painkillers for that hurt hand?

  35. Amy

    I think they look great tog. They both look so anti-Hollywood that it’s cool, kind of like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. And Helena is so naturally pretty!

  36. Deb

    I totally dig Helena and her maternity clothes. She basically doesn’t give a shit what any of us say about her and her leggings.

  37. WASON

    O,she is pregnant now .She has many hot fans at at a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration too. One of members at that site is her neighbor. I hear the news that she got married just three months ago.

  38. cholo mcspread'em

    YIKES! nice boobs, though.

  39. Fact checker

    First off….Tim Burton isn’t her husband. They just live together. And they already have one kid and his name is totally not gothy or weird. It’s Billy.

  40. shabbs

    she’s holding a crack pipe…..

  41. gothygoodness

    That’s a stem and a half, only thing missing is the choreboy sticking out of her pocket.. Looks like a crackpipe for two, and with the looks of both of them, I’d say they look far beyond driven..

  42. whoareyoupeople

    These two are just super creative and that makes them a bit weird. I bet their kids have a really cool life – scary maybe, but really cool. And BTW, she’s holding lip gloss – Stilla lip gloss.

  43. scout

    You know, this may come as an earthshattering surprise for many of you, but there are people who actually don’t care as much about clothes as you, because they have more interesting things to think about – and that there are in fact people who have something called “talent”, a curious phenomenon these days, so that they don’t have to hide their insanely mediocre personality or complete lack thereof behind specific kinds of clothes.

  44. Katie

    Its terrible how you retards write this stuff about such talented people.
    Helena’s style: love it! The way Burton’s movies have a dark quality makes them so much more interesting, and as for using Johnny Depp so much, there’s a reason for that!! Now go ridicule people who actually deserve it.

  45. time2tellit

    number 18 is a moron, and anyone else that called her fat is a moron too, because there’s this little thing called pregnancy, and what happens is, oh yea this is the kicker, there’s a tiny human being inside your stomach and then GET THIS!! it grows!!! inside of you!! which makes u grow too!!! *gasp* i kno right? it’s ever so shocking. and the rest of you ppl saying she looks weird, it’s only because you ppl conform to what;s supposedly “in” nowadays and she doesn’t and u all are just jealous. get a life losers and stop eaves-dropping on hers!

  46. time2tellit

    number 18 is a moron, and anyone else that called her fat is a moron too, because there’s this little thing called pregnancy, and what happens is, oh yea this is the kicker, there’s a tiny human being inside your stomach and then GET THIS!! it grows!!! inside of you!! which makes u grow too!!! *gasp* i kno right? it’s ever so shocking. and the rest of you ppl saying she looks weird, it’s only because you ppl conform to what;s supposedly “in” nowadays and she doesn’t and u all are just jealous. get a life losers and stop eaves-dropping on hers!

  47. HelenaFan4eva

    FUCK YOU ALL you bunch of low lifes! Helena is the best actress ever, shes gorgeous and funny and has a lot more guts than all of you! their children are gorgeous and will have better lives than all of you put together coz their parents love them. and if you didnt notice, helena was famous before she met tim and acted in his films…. THICK FUCKS. you lot piss me off, you jealous twisted cunts.

  48. First off….Tim Burton isn’t her husband. They just live together. And they already have one kid and his name is totally not gothy or weird

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