Thought I’d take a short break from The Adventures of Tiger Woods’ Penis to update anyone wondering whatever happened to Helen Hunt: She got old but apparently hasn’t let that stop her from wearing bikinis. In fact, I’m pretty sure this the first time I’ve posted pics of someone in a bikini as they literally die before my eyes. Or fell out of their coffin, I honestly can’t tell.
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Me | December 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Yummy.
yourstruly | December 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Poor thing
The Frash | December 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Weird. She’s only in her mid-40s to, but this looks more like mid-80s.
mariah | December 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
WOW!
What is she? hittin 85 or something?
the body looks ok but that face… gosh… that face will haunt me for ever
HENEN HAUNT what happened to u?
Darcy | December 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Yeah, asshole, women age. Good for her for not deforming her face with risky surgeries. She’s a brilliant actress, you’re a snarky blogger. I wonder who won this one!
bella | December 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Helen Hunt has never been a brilliant actress. She cannot show any emotions in her acting, she’s always “flat”!!! No matter what she plays she has a flat affect, so, no talent, no beauty!!!
dude | December 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
It can’t be! You lie!
If it is true, Hank Azzaria jumped ship in time.
GoneFishin | December 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Yeah blogger, people age. Id still hit that. Most women that age without makeup look aged, but her body is still nice. Im sure you will post pics of yourself when you get older so we can all have a field day with it.
cc | December 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! She’s 84?
Tiga | December 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm
see what happens once you’ve lock lips with Jack Nicholson.
Maggie | December 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Dont be cruel you guys. Her body looks great its obvious she works out. Wow!! it just shows you that the USA is unforgiving of anyone that looks older and that is cold.
McBiff | December 2, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Yeah people age but there’s no excuse to look this bad at 46
kenortega | December 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
This cunt looks like a 25 cent haggard streetwalker. She is pure putridness.
paco | December 2, 2009 at 2:40 pm
it’s the facial expression a bit too — uncharitable snapshot.
but yes. if only she botoxed the shit out of her face. i mean omg. wtf. she looks so old. someone arrest her or kill her or whatever. fucking old wrinkly woman. ew. barf. fuck.
ufromthefuture | December 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm
“As Good As It Gets” is making more and more sense to me
titsonsnack | December 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
WTF. Was she shipwrecked?
Tim | December 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
That’s what Tiger’s wife will look like in 15 years. Remember that Tiger – now is the time to get out of your marriage and get something younger. You deserve it. You are the world’s greatest golfer – EVER.
Don’t let a wife who doesn’t work and feeds off your fame and wealth
kljklj | December 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
whoa, whoa. this isnt just aging, old women apologists, she is aging way faster than she should. shes only in her forties. she looks like shes in her early 60s in the face. thats really, really bad. and not normal. marisa tomei is only like one year older than her… did you see her in the wrestler? she was hot as hell! nah, nah, helen hunt has got problems. she should not look that old in her 40s.
Donnie Brassballs | December 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I guess Mad About You Reunion is out of the question.
AteIsEnough | December 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm
That was a little surprising. Wow, sorry Helen but WTF?
jkhjkh | December 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm
mad about my old ass face
pimp | December 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm
where do I send the bill for a new monitor? sick motherfucker…
Hugh Jorgan | December 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@#5 You sure as hell didn’t win. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back again for reassurance. lol
Whew! How depressing!
in the sack | December 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
bad day for a paparazzi chance.
Lonipoko Leucadian | December 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Helen is a good lil’ surfer and a good lil’ mama. I’ve seen her in action.
Josh | December 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Wow, Peter Fonda really let himself go.
DT | December 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm
WTF happened?!
Hefe | December 2, 2009 at 3:14 pm
LOL!
Nice photoshopping.
It’s not even humanly possible for her to look like that at her age unless she was sick/dying, which I don’t think she is.
jumpin_j | December 2, 2009 at 3:15 pm
For the record, according to IMDB.COM, she’s only 46 which again begs the question, WTF??? She was actually bangable not to long ago, but unless she’s auditioning for Gollum or that’s fake, well, wow that’s sad.
Yoikes! | December 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Oh my god. She’s the fucking Crypt Keeper… with tits!
Dave Mustaine | December 2, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Maybe its time to pay the piper for her previous success?
This is how she looks. Google some images of her. There are other pics of her real looks.
LMFHO @ Post # 9 by Tiga. Brilliant!
Organized Mess | December 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Ha! Eat your heart out Katie Couric!
Brian | December 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Better to have wrinkles and age naturally than have a bunch of shit injected into your face. And fuck collagen lip injections too – worst idea ever.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
It places the bag over its head.
James | December 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
now this is what a real woman should look like. Thanks for actually posting a real woman for once.
Crazytown21 | December 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
If that face doesn’t scare the Twisters away that big ass will at least keep her on the ground.
havoc | December 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I guess that Category 5 Twister finally caught up to her…..
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Rough'in ain't easy | December 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
awwh! poor Helen! Well maybe being in a KINI means she wont be pulling a Meridith Baxter Birney on us…
I'd Hit it! | December 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm
If a guy is not willing to hit this then he is gay.
stupidass | December 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm
this is way too easy. she’s a mom. she has a kid. kids are awful. they age otherwise pleasant looking women into haggard, tired looking, pathetic beasts within months. it’s news worthy when a chick DOESN’T look like abe vigoda after pooping out a couple youth destroyers. picking on moms is like being aghast at a dwarf’s fat ugly thighs. whaddya want??
that said….i’d still throw a party in her pants, and my beef torpedo would be the guest of honor. i don’t know what you guys are all icky about. *shrug*
Elaine | December 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm
here we go again, men posing as men, posting as women. The men posting comments on this site were down right kitty litter bad.
Those are her real looks, because she’s not Botoxed, IPLd or Microbrased…
It’s a shame that all the bitches here are men, well in the anatomical sense, I suppose. Men who comment on the minute details of women’s looks usually prefer to get lap dances from Karl Lagerfeld.
Men who truly love women appreciate beauty in it’s true form and not in the photoshopped, airbrushed way Hollywood shoves down your throats. Men who google women to explore their wrinkles up close use their penises for decorative purposes only.
Mel | December 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm
What in the fuck happened to her? She’s only 46, so sad.
stupidass | December 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
oooh. hi elaine.
Elaine | December 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm
number 39 I’m sure you don’t know this but you are GAY, of VILLAGE PEOPLE proportions . Guys, don’t say ‘icky’.
It’s hard to cover up the gay.
Mel | December 2, 2009 at 3:53 pm
What in the fuck happened to her? She’s only 46, so sad.
camist | December 2, 2009 at 3:53 pm
oh man, these websites are so messed up, i don’t know why i ever even look at them (guess that makes me just as bad). people age. i think it is great, just look your age. the reason you people can’t believe she could look that old, is because normally, she would be getting all sorts of gross stuff injected in her face to stave off the aging – postponing the inevitable, which in my opinion, looks just as bad, but in a different way.
when are we all going to come to terms with our aging process, and our own mortality? we are such a messed up culture, worshipping the young and beautiful. we should really be more focused on intelligence and integrity and compassion. we are going to hell in a hand basket, people. wake up.
imamom | December 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm
i could not stand her back when she was in twister and it seemed like she was in all the movies for awhile. she is not a good actress, glad she has stayed out of the spotlight. As for her physical appearance goes, she was NEVER a looker.
imamom | December 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm
i could not stand her back when she was in twister and it seemed like she was in all the movies for awhile. she is not a good actress, glad she has stayed out of the spotlight. As for her physical appearance goes, she was NEVER a looker.
stupidass | December 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm
elaine, are you saying that all these years of posting perverted comments about women on the fish, i should have been tugging on miles of hard cock? this is enlightening. thank you.
j | December 2, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Looks good for an 84 year old woman.
GeneralEmergency | December 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Behold!
The marvelous, transformative effects of Raw Food Veganism!
Apparently, celery hates you from the inside out.
You don’t see PETA knocking down her door to do nekked promo pics, now do you?