Helen Flanagan & Gemma Merna at FHM’s Sexiest Women Awards: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 4.2.13

Here are Helen Flanagan and Gemma Merna, two women I know exactly four things about, at The FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2013 Launch Party. It seems to be a classy affair designed either to celebrate their annual 100 Sexiest Women In The World List or intrigue me into finding out their home addresses, sleeping habits, and amount of dense shrub coverage available near curtain-less windows. Probably the former.

Fun Fact: Mila Kunis was ranked no. 1, but she didn’t show up with her breasts out because Ashton Kutcher continues to ruin her in every possible way.

- Photo Boy

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