Helen Flanagan & Gemma Merna at FHM’s Sexiest Women Awards: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 4.2.13

May 2nd, 2013 // 25 Comments

Here are Helen Flanagan and Gemma Merna, two women I know exactly four things about, at The FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2013 Launch Party. It seems to be a classy affair designed either to celebrate their annual 100 Sexiest Women In The World List or intrigue me into finding out their home addresses, sleeping habits, and amount of dense shrub coverage available near curtain-less windows. Probably the former.

Fun Fact: Mila Kunis was ranked no. 1, but she didn’t show up with her breasts out because Ashton Kutcher continues to ruin her in every possible way.

- Photo Boy

Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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    This looks more like the SAG awards

  2. vandinz

    Get to fuck.

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    vandinz
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    Have you seen it talk? This thing really doesn’t know what day it is. Vacuas bint.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Natural breasts, this one has…
    (levitates X-wing)

  5. Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
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    “The woman Ursa, whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all mankind has threatened even the children of the planet Krypton.”

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    Cock Dr
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    I would be angry too with hair looking like that….out in public no less!

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    elephantman
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    She looks retarded.

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    cc
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    In the words of the bard ‘Hell fucking yes!’

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    english_bellend
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    Nice body, but thick as pigshit. Really, a step above moron. A baby step.

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    KingDoosher
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    Generic blonde do nothing. Next.

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    KingDoosher
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    Who? Nobody.

  12. chicka

    man, if they looked sad before, wait ’til they read this!

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    teddy
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    Fish is getting lazy.

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    LilDeuceDeuce
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    The Teletubbies: all grown up and showing off the jubblies.

  15. Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
    Erlenmeyer
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    Come on, why photoshop out whoever is pegging her arse?

  16. Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
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    Who knows what evil lurks? The shadow knows!

  17. Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
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    British Kate Upton has a very impressive rack.

  18. *sniff*

    Wee Rosie Webster’s all grown up.

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    cc
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    FHM’s ‘Sexiest Dr. Suess Character’ awards.

  20. thegrouchomarxist

    Okay, if this was the “sexiest women awards”, what were these two doing there?

  21. Not pictured at FHM’s Sexiest Women Awards is Gwyneth Paltrow…intentionally.

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    Whatever
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    She seems like a nice person and not stuck up

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    anonym
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    dumb blonde

    would still smash and inject my little babies

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