Good Morning, British Kate Upton, And Other News

May 24th, 2013 // 17 Comments

- Paris Hilton got signed to Cash Money. Why the fuck would you do that? [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Kidman wore the dress Anne Hathaway abandoned to look like Nipple Nipplestein. [Dlisted]

- This pretty much sums up the Xbox One. [theCHIVE]

- The Great Bob Saget Topanga War has begun. [tooFab]

- You can be a gay Boy Scout until you’re 18. After that, “Eat shit, pedophile!” [BuzzFeed]

- Jesus Christ, these Adriama Lima lingerie pics… [Popoholic]

- Amanda Bynes tried to use Google as a valid photo ID. Yup. [IDLYITW]

- Audrina Patridge seems to be having problems with her dress. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Aniston is a stripper now. [Celebslam]

- Miley Cyrus still isn’t wearing bras. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- January Jones is still talking about how she’s not going to talk about her kid’s dad. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Baby Goose got booed at Cannes. Comfort him, girl. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Have to say, she looks fabulous here.

  2. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Here, take my picture.’

  3. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Kate: Your new PETA campaign is great! I love animals, too. You want wildlife out of our wardrobes, and I want you to unleash your puppies! Sincerely yours, Fred B.

  4. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    MD2020
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s unveiling something, alright, but I dont’ think it’s a PETA campaign.

  5. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone must be feeling conflicted about exposing her breasts to the general public.

  6. How did she avoid a nip slip? I’m dismayed.

  7. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    uncomfortable in social settings
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice puppies !

  8. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    AweseomeTownie
    Commented on this photo:

    you can almost feel them.

  9. Sheppy

    She’s very polished and shiny, isn’t she?

  10. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    One small hop away from revealing all.

  11. Fnord

    You know if you have to call her the British “Kate Upton” every single time you post her, she’s probably not – just saying. Anyway, she’s more like the British Sunday brunch hostess at Blue Plate. I could throw a sandle out of my window on a Tuesday and hit a girl like this walking down Montana, or pretending to work out on San Vicente.

  12. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    sparky
    Commented on this photo:

    no wildlife in those shoes, huh? to confirm, the boobs and prickly armpits did not distract

  13. Dan

    She’s vastly better looking than Kate Upton (not saying much, though).

  14. Helen Flanagan Cleavage PETA Campaign
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothin’ in the world like a great set of tits… nothin’.

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