Good Morning, British Kate Upton, And Other News

The Superficial / May 24, 2013

- Paris Hilton got signed to Cash Money. Why the fuck would you do that? [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Kidman wore the dress Anne Hathaway abandoned to look like Nipple Nipplestein. [Dlisted]

- This pretty much sums up the Xbox One. [theCHIVE]

- The Great Bob Saget Topanga War has begun. [tooFab]

- You can be a gay Boy Scout until you’re 18. After that, “Eat shit, pedophile!” [BuzzFeed]

- Jesus Christ, these Adriama Lima lingerie pics… [Popoholic]

- Amanda Bynes tried to use Google as a valid photo ID. Yup. [IDLYITW]

- Audrina Patridge seems to be having problems with her dress. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Aniston is a stripper now. [Celebslam]

- Miley Cyrus still isn’t wearing bras. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- January Jones is still talking about how she’s not going to talk about her kid’s dad. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Baby Goose got booed at Cannes. Comfort him, girl. [FilmDrunk]

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