Heidi & Spencer work in a soup kitchen, practice their sad faces (FAIL)

September 25th, 2008 // 129 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills pretended to be people who shouldn’t be launched into space yesterday by volunteering at the Union Rescue Mission in LA. The two served meals to the homeless while attempting to look deeply concerned about the plight of the less fortunate. That lasted all of about two seconds before Heidi and Spencer started posing over the mashed potatoes. Jesus, don’t hobos stab anybody anymore? There used to be a thing called “tradition” in this country.

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  1. woodhorse

    Randal! That was quite the turn of phrase! You are making me hot.

  2. HoodFellaz

    Im willing to pay the person who do this blog 1 grand to never post an article about these 2 douche bags again.

  3. marge

    WHY aren’t they using hair nets???!!!
    Shouldn’t they be using hair nets???!
    .

  4. buck futton

    Come on Fish. Stop with these two already. No one needs to see this shit.

  5. Spencer

    We are the ones in the pictures and you’re the ones looking at the pics and reading our online journals. Learn and know your roles. Thank you very much.

    We will now have some private time for our prayers. See you in awhile, fans.

  6. Jamie's Uterus

    I hate these 2 vile disgusting pathetic pigs, but their publicist is a genius. Not sure who it is, but he/she can get these 2 in every online magazine and blog constantly.

  7. sirrix

    Fish. Please. Stop.

  8. HorribleJudgment

    Had I been in that soup kitchen, and just happened to have snuck up behind them, a homeless man may have been served a helping of mashed potatoes with the imprint of Spencer Pratt’s cabbage patch face suffocating in said helping of potatoes. Oh my, what have I just typed?

  9. snackmix

    That’s some jaw she’s got there.

  10. m

    WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY HAVE TO WEAR HAIRNETS

  11. Just fuckin stop posting about these two! we don’t really give a fuck about them!!!

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  13. I’d lick a blister on his ass!

  14. aussie

    CAN YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE GUYS!! THEYRE BORING AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I MEAN, CONTINUALLY POSTING ABOUT PARIS WAS BETTER… PLEASE ANYTHING. ENTIRE STORIES ABOUT YOUR PENIS WOULD BE PREFFERABLE!!!!

  15. the captains wife

    Have any of you ever volunteered to help the homeless? I haven’t and even though I get a really creepy feeling from these two, I am humbled.

  16. Cartman

    Is it Christmas already?

    Dang, somebody needs to give these idiots a calendar.

  17. Beastman AIDS

    #114
    I only come here to hear about his penis.

  18. Cindy McCain

    #5

    My pussy smells like a bunch of beautiful flowers.

  19. Ivan Kirinovic

    We here in Europe have never heard of these people, but they are always on this website- are they really that well known in the States?

  20. Let’s fuck some horsefaced whooores!

  21. Cindy M's Wakeup Call

    #118 Yeah, and having a house close to Russia means Sarah has foreign policy experience. You were delusional about that, too. I suggest vinegar and water for your little problem, sweetheart, and you know damn well John wants you call it your “cunt” because that’s the only thing that gets him hot.

  22. nat the kat

    they are suppose to be wearing hair nets……… jesus christ people. who lets them into these type of places…?

  23. Spencer Pratt

    My pussy smells like pizza.

  24. godiva

    I didn’t know randal is a homeless person.

    check out this site
    http://listverse.com/crime/7-terrible-abuses-suffered-by-women-around-the-world/

  25. PostmortemG

    I don’t know who these people are because i don’t watch cable, but i read about them all the time on this site. The Europeans have a point.

  26. djcorbijn

    Maybe if we as a nation decided to get rid of those “slow kids playing” signs around neighborhoods, apartments and especially trailerparks then we wouldn’t have as many grown-up douches like these two.

    I also say get rid making traffic slow down around school zones and all that shit. Make playgrounds unsafe, use concrete around the playground like when I was a kid. Make the playgrounds out of surplus steel from past wars. They had all this shit when I was kid and only the dumbfucks got hurt.

    Darwin had a name for the kids who got hurt, Natural Selection. These two wouldn’t last a moment on a huge steel swing set on concrete, even today.

  27. mel

    someone please kill them

  28. Santa Claus

    Ho Ho Ho. I love Spencer & Heidi. Ho ho ho.

  29. hills hatin'

    Say hello to the whitest people in the world, A.K.A. Hitler Youth!!

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