Heidi & Spencer work in a soup kitchen, practice their sad faces (FAIL)

September 25th, 2008 // 129 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills pretended to be people who shouldn’t be launched into space yesterday by volunteering at the Union Rescue Mission in LA. The two served meals to the homeless while attempting to look deeply concerned about the plight of the less fortunate. That lasted all of about two seconds before Heidi and Spencer started posing over the mashed potatoes. Jesus, don’t hobos stab anybody anymore? There used to be a thing called “tradition” in this country.

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  1. TIMMY

    I would give $500 to see a picture of someone punching both of these two square in the face.

  2. Big Ro

    #50 – I will double that to see that cocknuckle bleed…..

  3. gwenda

    UMM if this were real then she’s had to put her fake hair in a hair-net

  4. ummm...yeah

    There you are Randal, you prick. I hate you even more.
    I agree 100% with Timmy, I would pay to see someone, anyone, beat the living shit out of these two fucks, and it had better be for real!
    Fucking cunt, what is she to good to even wear a hairnet?
    Hold on…why should I pay to have someone else beat the shit out of them?
    I’ll do it myself!!!
    Ummm….yeah!

  5. kiky

    Why he posted his personal ads on [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] ????? It seems that they have emotional issues.

  6. HelloNNNewman

    SERIOUSLY….. the only reason anyone knows these two idiots is because you people keep posting their posed pictures. If sites like this would simply stop posting this CRAP, these two losers would fade into oblivion (which is more than they deserve). Let it alone… quite following their stupid lives… quit giving them a second of your time. NO ONE cares about their stupid lives!!!!

  7. J.

    Once again you do not fail me. Keep that mouth open and let all the hot air our before the pressure is too much and you exploed. The it would ruin the homeless peoples meals. Normally I would say hold it till you burst but that would not be fair to the homeless people.

  8. Stop

    Dear Superficial,

    Please stop posting these 2 morons. Just stop. They are both no talent douches and just showing them on your site makes me want to headbutt my monitor. The only reason they are anything is because we keep showing them on these sites. If you stop then they will cease to exists, hopefully end up homeless and doing “favors” for money.

    Regards,

  9. tor

    what happened to your rule about not posting inane shit about these two dumb shits?

    please. stop posting. they then think they are bigger deal than they actually are ans go do more stupid posed shit.

  10. havoc

    Next story please……

    .

  11. eyepopper

    Beware man-boys whose eyes are too close together. They act insincerely and speak with forked tongue from a pea-sized brain.

  12. Juicy

    This is truly sad… making a photo opportunity out of poor homeless peoples’ situation. Like they give a shit about homelessness.

    Shame on you, Heidi and Spencer, and on your publicist!

  13. this must stop

    Please… for the sake of humanity… STOP…. COVERING… THESE…TWO.

    They are nauseating… Truly, bowel-emptying-ly, sickening.

    PLEASE…. STOP… You are better than this…

  14. derc0006

    *shudder*

  15. pojojuniper

    Okay, let me start by saying that I’m certainly no big fan of Heidi and Spencer, but I think some of the comments are a little uncalled for. I mean, who cares why they are doing it, whether they are just acting for the camera or genuinely wanted to do something good; the end result was the same: Some hobos got a nice hot (hopefully hair-free) meal… even if it was served by residents of Stepford. Since when did doing something nice get to be a bad thing?

  16. Danklin24

    THe less unfortunate? Was that a joke or something or did you really mean to say less fortunate?

  17. jenipurrr

    I just stabbed myself in the eye…

  18. Spencer should be placed in a locked cage with a rabid polar bear. Heidi can sit on my face.

  19. Marino

    how can someone have that perfect of hair? STOP HAVING PERFECT HAIR! I HATE YOU!

  20. Marino

    how can someone have that perfect of hair? STOP HAVING PERFECT HAIR! I HATE YOU!

  21. devilsrain

    You know what FAILS? This site for continuing to post these fucking idiots. Great work.

  22. devilsrain

    Actually I take that back, Its almost a sure thing these two reality whores read this site. How else could I tell them FUCK YOU BOTH.

  23. missywissy

    Can’t these two have one personal moment or accomplishment without a fucking camera being present? The Indians used to believe that having your picture taken steals a part of your soul. These two nimwits prove the theory.

  24. missywissy

    Can’t these two have one personal moment or accomplishment without a fucking camera being present? The Indians used to believe that having your picture taken steals a part of your soul. These two nimwits prove the theory.

  25. missywissy

    One more thing, I’m going to print the picture of Spencer Pratt with the “look of sadness” and put it on my dart board.

  26. Miss Betsy

    Dear Heidi

    Thank you for coming and dropping your wiggish Blonde hair in all that gravy.

    Miss B.

  27. What a pair of douchbags.

  28. Carla

    Why the fuck arent these dumbnuts wearing hair nets like normal kitchen staff? Can’t mess up Heidi’s weave or Pratt’s carpet head…

  29. katie

    PLEASE STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT THESE TWO. We should boycott this site (which I love) until he agrees to stop posting about these people. Honestly, I am sick of seeing their pathetic fake smiles in various locales. PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!

    PLEASE!

  30. CatWoman

    This site can’t stop posting about them because they paid to do so. Think of these posts as advertisements.

  31. Fran

    I’m just curious, where are their hair nets?? Are they not required to wear one because of the photos and hairspray?

  32. I wish I could never stop punching them. http://tinyurl.com/4gub9b

  33. Bree

    Wow, they are doing the world soooo good by serving people crap food that they didnt even pay for. If they want to do some REAL good, they should rent out their mansion for a few days, let them sleep in their beds, and be their personal chefs from their personal kitchen eating THEIR food. Im sure these two would rather rip out their throats then eat the food they’re feeding them… and look how they’re looking at them, like someone would look at an injured dog.. “awwww, poor thing. Look, im making it happy by feeding it mashed potatoes!!”

  34. Hilarious

    Just pissed my pants laughing at #5. Way wrong, but totally fucking hilarious!

  35. I am so sick of seeing these two I can stand it. How they are famous I will never know. Perhaps just the face that I am taking the time to post is proof enough.

  36. mrs.t

    “Spencerrrrr? Like, what are you wearing to the soup kitchen photo shoot? Spence-please take that cock out of your mouth so I can understand you! So, I’m going with a simple white top, to really pop the blue of the apron thingie, and I’m wearing my darker blue contacts…the light blue are too cheerful, don’t you? I mean, I want to look sad….but hot.”

  37. ali

    wow…she’s gorgeous and a humanitarian…what more could i ask for in a woman?

    i love you heidi.

  38. vtbau

    I love how she doesn’t even wear a hairnet like the other volunteers..

  39. jessica

    I swear this is the only website that posts every single one of these photo spreads. You are a sell-out, just because you feebly make fun of them doesn’t stop you from tacking on 30 thumbnails.

    This website used to be so funny and now I hate it, almost entirely because I spend ten minutes after I look at it trying to self-lobotomize and forget that I know these people exist.

    They don’t do anything. They’re not even that good looking. PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. As a loyal reader who is being forced to give your site up, I beseech you.

  40. jessica

    I take me words back.

    I’m still your biggest fan .

    LOVE YOU.

  41. grobpilot

    Why the fuck can’t these two fucking fucks fucking die, already? Fuck!

  42. EB Sister

    Jessica – comment #89, I agree with you 100%

    (I’m going to give up this site if they don’t stop… this site’s a sell-out and it makes me mad).

  43. meee

    why is it that NONE of you in LA have the balls to go up & say shit to these fuckers?!?!?!?!

  44. Ozzie

    You know what’s worse than these two? This site for posting their fake pictures all the time… How much are they paying you?

  45. Sarah Palin

    Spencer loves the cock!

    Now it’s time to pray for him, and other deviant sinners that frequent this site.

    You know who you are. God has a furnace waiting for you.

    Amen

  46. extracheeseplease

    Hey bitch! if you keep campaigning for McInsane you’re going to end up in the feed line! heifer

  47. extracheeseplease

    Hey bitch! if you keep campaigning for McInsane you’re going to end up in the feed line! heifer

  48. Sara

    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

  49. Sara

    Do you post this shit just to piss people off? IT FUCKING WORKS!

  50. Joe Tricycle

    I used to fucking LOVE Ewoks. Now I can’t stand the bastards.

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