Heidi & Spencer work in a soup kitchen, practice their sad faces (FAIL)

September 25th, 2008 // 129 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills pretended to be people who shouldn’t be launched into space yesterday by volunteering at the Union Rescue Mission in LA. The two served meals to the homeless while attempting to look deeply concerned about the plight of the less fortunate. That lasted all of about two seconds before Heidi and Spencer started posing over the mashed potatoes. Jesus, don’t hobos stab anybody anymore? There used to be a thing called “tradition” in this country.

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  1. Randal

    Dear Heidi and Spencer,

    Please ignore all the negative comments. Your volunteerism makes you heroes! Yesterday when you gave me an extra helping of potatoes and government cheese it filled my belly and felt like I was landing on a giant runway of acceptance.

    Keep up the good work!

    Randal

  2. karina

    fail indeed.

  3. chef roy

    um, first?

    Why no hairnets for these douchebags? Seems unsanitary.

  4. ph7

    Please chop Heidi and Spencer up into little pieces and feed them to them hungry, please.

    Just remove the silicone first.

  5. Michelle Obama

    My pussy smells like the monkeyhouse at the zoo.

  6. Joe Car

    I would do anything to be locked in a cage with these two for a few hours.

    First, so I could beat the piss out of him.

    Second, so I could have my way with before after and during kicking the shit out of her.

  7. LC

    Must be hard to find the time to call US weekly inbetween scoops of mashed potatoes. It must be even harder to get a flattering photo with a hairnet on. I’m sure those hobos love the extra genetic material in the only meal.

  8. Joe Cat

    My name is Joe Cat, not Joe Car.

    Effing Fail.

  9. LC

    Must be hard to find the time to call US weekly inbetween scoops of mashed potatoes. It must be even harder to get a flattering photo with a hairnet on. I’m sure those hobos love the extra genetic material in their only meal.

  10. havoc

    No words.

    .

  11. these people suck at life– and randal you are no exception!

    ~420~

  12. haybeav

    WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

  13. KIDd

    Time and tide wait for no man! but I still wanna seize some and recapture my youth, lucky enough, I met an amazing yong guy on __Agelessmate.c om__ Who says the Age counts? In our love, only the Chemistry does!!

  14. tabacchifc

    in italy no-one knows Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt….. who are they?

  15. A Sanderson

    I think the requirements for being america’s sweethearts are people actually liking you.
    I see Spencer running for politics as governor of cali or mayor of LA and actually winning b/c the majority of people there have mush for brains.

  16. wtf

    Seriously, because she’s a robot she doesn’t have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
    It’s okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it’s free? BS.

  17. wtf

    Seriously, because she’s a robot she doesn’t have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
    It’s okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it’s free? BS.

  18. wtf

    Seriously, because she’s a robot she doesn’t have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
    It’s okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it’s free? BS.

  19. em

    I love how everyone has to wear hairnets EXCEPT for them, because that would be too unsightly in their posed photos.

  20. ccc

    Heidi and Spencer,

    You two make me sick. There is no way because you were somewhat “famous” you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.

    Congratulations on doing what to do best, Faking.

    Not your fan,

    C

  21. ccc

    Heidi and Spencer,

    You two make me sick. There is no way before you were somewhat “famous” you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.

    Congratulations on doing what to do best, Faking.

    Not your fan,

    C

  22. ccc

    Heidi and Spencer,

    You two make me sick. There is no way before you were somewhat “famous” you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.

    Congratulations on doing what you do best, Faking.

    Not your fan,

    C

  23. Max Planck

    May I have a second helping of hypocrisy please?

  24. matt

    Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tallmingle.com___ ,really?

  25. Mr. T

    I sweat the next time I see these two fuck sticks, I hope it is because they are eating at a soup kitchen because they have too…

  26. Bianca

    looks like spencer isnt enjoying that ladle up his ass in the second pic….

  27. kelley

    Shoot these two, and soon, Jesus Plezus !!

  28. CaptainMorgan

    What side of the counter SHOULD they be on? Are they giving or receiving? It’s hard to tell.

    They should go to a needle exchange…they wouldn’t be so cheery. JFC she’s ugly.

  29. Thanks

    @ #5: At least somebody on here is funny. Thank you, you made me laugh, which is more than I can say for the rest of these comments.

  30. James

    Please, please, please, please – For humanity’s sake – Stop posting anything about these two.

  31. Randal must be hunted down and dissected

    Randal why don’t you spend more time sucking cock and less writing ass-licking nonsense about celebrities who could care less about your meaningless existence?
    Those two are media whores and do nothing good for society. I personally for free am always helping out my elderly neighbors and in fact help take care of 4 households worth to limited extents and greater depending on the exigencies of the day. And that is merely my duty as a human being.

    Furthermore go fuck yourself, fairy.

  32. D

    jeez, i wish they would just get banned from media altogether

  33. bb

    I agree with #22, 100%. These two fucking idiots are just there for a show. They must really be bored. Not that it is bad to help with this very worthwhile community service, but these two jack asses are only there to get some photo ops!
    Hey Heidi, when you are working in the kitchen, you really don’t need all that makeup, unless, you still see the need to cover your zit covered face at the rescue mission! No one fucking cares about you, or your douchebag-switch hitter boyfriend.

    I still cannot find anyone who really thinks highly of these two fuck heads.

  34. English Bob

    Now if the headline had of been, ‘Heidi and Spencer made into a soup’ that would of just made my day…..”pass me the bread dear”.

  35. B

    Thank you Fish, I hadn’t thrown up a little in my mouth this morning, but upon seeing this that is clearly taken care of.

  36. mimi

    Spencer & Heidi love the cock.

    Now, let’s pray.

  37. wanks

    all that those motherfuckers did was hand out trays, they didnt even put food on the plates..cocksuckers the both of them!

  38. Jrz

    NO SOUP FOR YOU!

  39. lulu

    they are SERIOUSLY the ONLY people NOT WEARING HAIRNETS. NASTY FREAKS!!!!!!!

  40. {{ (_|_) }} ..............................

    1. – Shopping cart from the local supermarket to hold all your belongings ?
    *swift feet*
    2. – New used clothes from the dumpster in the alley ?
    *15 mins.* (you scored!)
    3. – Winter coat from the shelter
    *2 hrs. volunteer work*
    4. – Having a pair of Hollywoods finest Wanna-B’s serve you dinner ?
    *Priceless*

    if I only had a camera …… HEY – I’m in luck !!
    Superficial is here !!!

  41. YOUR MOM

    did anyone else notice she’s wearing 2 (count ‘em 2) pairs of gloves….rotfl!!!

  42. YOUR MOM

    did anyone else notice she’s wearing 2 (count ‘em 2) pairs of gloves….rotfl!!!

  43. mimi

    Spencer & Heidi love the cock.

    Now, let’s pray.

  44. Slut

    Oh thats fricken nice-send in the homeless hungry person to get served by a starved media whore!

  45. Kevin

    Must…not…punch…computer…screen…

  46. Jumpin_J

    Two words: Justifyable Homicide.

  47. Heidi & Spencer's Publicist

    Thank you, Mr Superficial! My clients continue to get undeserved coverage thanks to folks like you. Stop by my office anytime for a blowjob and a check!

  48. mamadough

    i wouldn’t wish them a painful death so often if they just didn’t POSE for the fucking picture. if they actually did any of this shit without acting like the camera was there, it would be a totally different story.

    these two are completely perfect representatives and mascots for the republican party: vapid, rich, talentless, dumb as hell, soulless, and trying to act like they give a shit for the lesser people. God, i’m glad they are on their side and not mine.

  49. Matthew

    ok spencer and heidi are the most overrated copule of all-time and douchebags also

  50. TIMMY

    I would give $500 to see a picture of someone punching both of these two square in the face.

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