Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills pretended to be people who shouldn’t be launched into space yesterday by volunteering at the Union Rescue Mission in LA. The two served meals to the homeless while attempting to look deeply concerned about the plight of the less fortunate. That lasted all of about two seconds before Heidi and Spencer started posing over the mashed potatoes. Jesus, don’t hobos stab anybody anymore? There used to be a thing called “tradition” in this country.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Randal | September 25, 2008 at 11:33 am
Dear Heidi and Spencer,
Please ignore all the negative comments. Your volunteerism makes you heroes! Yesterday when you gave me an extra helping of potatoes and government cheese it filled my belly and felt like I was landing on a giant runway of acceptance.
Keep up the good work!
Randal
karina | September 25, 2008 at 11:34 am
fail indeed.
chef roy | September 25, 2008 at 11:35 am
um, first?
Why no hairnets for these douchebags? Seems unsanitary.
ph7 | September 25, 2008 at 11:35 am
Please chop Heidi and Spencer up into little pieces and feed them to them hungry, please.
Just remove the silicone first.
Michelle Obama | September 25, 2008 at 11:36 am
My pussy smells like the monkeyhouse at the zoo.
Joe Car | September 25, 2008 at 11:37 am
I would do anything to be locked in a cage with these two for a few hours.
First, so I could beat the piss out of him.
Second, so I could have my way with before after and during kicking the shit out of her.
LC | September 25, 2008 at 11:38 am
Must be hard to find the time to call US weekly inbetween scoops of mashed potatoes. It must be even harder to get a flattering photo with a hairnet on. I’m sure those hobos love the extra genetic material in the only meal.
Joe Cat | September 25, 2008 at 11:38 am
My name is Joe Cat, not Joe Car.
Effing Fail.
LC | September 25, 2008 at 11:38 am
Must be hard to find the time to call US weekly inbetween scoops of mashed potatoes. It must be even harder to get a flattering photo with a hairnet on. I’m sure those hobos love the extra genetic material in their only meal.
havoc | September 25, 2008 at 11:38 am
No words.
.
Bonzo420 | September 25, 2008 at 11:39 am
these people suck at life– and randal you are no exception!
~420~
haybeav | September 25, 2008 at 11:40 am
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
KIDd | September 25, 2008 at 11:43 am
Time and tide wait for no man! but I still wanna seize some and recapture my youth, lucky enough, I met an amazing yong guy on __Agelessmate.c om__ Who says the Age counts? In our love, only the Chemistry does!!
tabacchifc | September 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
in italy no-one knows Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt….. who are they?
A Sanderson | September 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
I think the requirements for being america’s sweethearts are people actually liking you.
I see Spencer running for politics as governor of cali or mayor of LA and actually winning b/c the majority of people there have mush for brains.
wtf | September 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
Seriously, because she’s a robot she doesn’t have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
It’s okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it’s free? BS.
wtf | September 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
Seriously, because she’s a robot she doesn’t have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
It’s okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it’s free? BS.
wtf | September 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
Seriously, because she’s a robot she doesn’t have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
It’s okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it’s free? BS.
em | September 25, 2008 at 11:51 am
I love how everyone has to wear hairnets EXCEPT for them, because that would be too unsightly in their posed photos.
ccc | September 25, 2008 at 11:52 am
Heidi and Spencer,
You two make me sick. There is no way because you were somewhat “famous” you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.
Congratulations on doing what to do best, Faking.
Not your fan,
C
ccc | September 25, 2008 at 11:52 am
Heidi and Spencer,
You two make me sick. There is no way before you were somewhat “famous” you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.
Congratulations on doing what to do best, Faking.
Not your fan,
C
ccc | September 25, 2008 at 11:53 am
Heidi and Spencer,
You two make me sick. There is no way before you were somewhat “famous” you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.
Congratulations on doing what you do best, Faking.
Not your fan,
C
Max Planck | September 25, 2008 at 11:56 am
May I have a second helping of hypocrisy please?
matt | September 25, 2008 at 11:56 am
Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tallmingle.com___ ,really?
Mr. T | September 25, 2008 at 11:57 am
I sweat the next time I see these two fuck sticks, I hope it is because they are eating at a soup kitchen because they have too…
Bianca | September 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
looks like spencer isnt enjoying that ladle up his ass in the second pic….
kelley | September 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Shoot these two, and soon, Jesus Plezus !!
CaptainMorgan | September 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
What side of the counter SHOULD they be on? Are they giving or receiving? It’s hard to tell.
They should go to a needle exchange…they wouldn’t be so cheery. JFC she’s ugly.
Thanks | September 25, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@ #5: At least somebody on here is funny. Thank you, you made me laugh, which is more than I can say for the rest of these comments.
James | September 25, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Please, please, please, please – For humanity’s sake – Stop posting anything about these two.
Randal must be hunted down and dissected | September 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Randal why don’t you spend more time sucking cock and less writing ass-licking nonsense about celebrities who could care less about your meaningless existence?
Those two are media whores and do nothing good for society. I personally for free am always helping out my elderly neighbors and in fact help take care of 4 households worth to limited extents and greater depending on the exigencies of the day. And that is merely my duty as a human being.
Furthermore go fuck yourself, fairy.
D | September 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
jeez, i wish they would just get banned from media altogether
bb | September 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I agree with #22, 100%. These two fucking idiots are just there for a show. They must really be bored. Not that it is bad to help with this very worthwhile community service, but these two jack asses are only there to get some photo ops!
Hey Heidi, when you are working in the kitchen, you really don’t need all that makeup, unless, you still see the need to cover your zit covered face at the rescue mission! No one fucking cares about you, or your douchebag-switch hitter boyfriend.
I still cannot find anyone who really thinks highly of these two fuck heads.
English Bob | September 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Now if the headline had of been, ‘Heidi and Spencer made into a soup’ that would of just made my day…..”pass me the bread dear”.
B | September 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Thank you Fish, I hadn’t thrown up a little in my mouth this morning, but upon seeing this that is clearly taken care of.
mimi | September 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Spencer & Heidi love the cock.
Now, let’s pray.
wanks | September 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm
all that those motherfuckers did was hand out trays, they didnt even put food on the plates..cocksuckers the both of them!
Jrz | September 25, 2008 at 12:15 pm
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
lulu | September 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm
they are SERIOUSLY the ONLY people NOT WEARING HAIRNETS. NASTY FREAKS!!!!!!!
{{ (_|_) }} .............................. | September 25, 2008 at 12:17 pm
1. – Shopping cart from the local supermarket to hold all your belongings ?
*swift feet*
2. – New used clothes from the dumpster in the alley ?
*15 mins.* (you scored!)
3. – Winter coat from the shelter
*2 hrs. volunteer work*
4. – Having a pair of Hollywoods finest Wanna-B’s serve you dinner ?
*Priceless*
if I only had a camera …… HEY – I’m in luck !!
Superficial is here !!!
YOUR MOM | September 25, 2008 at 12:19 pm
did anyone else notice she’s wearing 2 (count ‘em 2) pairs of gloves….rotfl!!!
YOUR MOM | September 25, 2008 at 12:19 pm
did anyone else notice she’s wearing 2 (count ‘em 2) pairs of gloves….rotfl!!!
mimi | September 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Spencer & Heidi love the cock.
Now, let’s pray.
Slut | September 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Oh thats fricken nice-send in the homeless hungry person to get served by a starved media whore!
Kevin | September 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Must…not…punch…computer…screen…
Jumpin_J | September 25, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Two words: Justifyable Homicide.
Heidi & Spencer's Publicist | September 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Thank you, Mr Superficial! My clients continue to get undeserved coverage thanks to folks like you. Stop by my office anytime for a blowjob and a check!
mamadough | September 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
i wouldn’t wish them a painful death so often if they just didn’t POSE for the fucking picture. if they actually did any of this shit without acting like the camera was there, it would be a totally different story.
these two are completely perfect representatives and mascots for the republican party: vapid, rich, talentless, dumb as hell, soulless, and trying to act like they give a shit for the lesser people. God, i’m glad they are on their side and not mine.
Matthew | September 25, 2008 at 12:31 pm
ok spencer and heidi are the most overrated copule of all-time and douchebags also
TIMMY | September 25, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I would give $500 to see a picture of someone punching both of these two square in the face.