Heidi & Spencer ruin baseball for all future generations

May 21st, 2008 // 137 Comments

Jesus! I thought these two only came out on holidays. Great, now it looks like Heidi and Spencer will mug like retarded sea-monkeys at any event. Even more disturbing is that it appears to be Bat Day and yet somehow they walked out with all their hair, teeth and limbs attached. I gotta ask: Dodger fans, why do you hate America so much?

Thanks to Tina who saw these two and swung for the fences. And by fences I mean Heidi’s chin.

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  1. Your Mom

    I think the funniest thing about these two is how Spencer pretends to be into girls. Don’t be ashamed, Spence! Tell the world about the fact that you’re a flaming homosexual. Everything would make a lot more sense.

  2. Dilawar from Bangalore

    99- I am appreciate joke you make, yes? Maybe you now go to your basement?I am learning much on american intenet, american basement keep blonde. (Many happy face)

    My sister, she very lonely. No man keep her. I am not have basement in my country. I have show her this page, of the man with the blonde hair on face. She tell me, she do not like him at all. Im sure not why he is on internet?

  3. Danklin24

    Superfish will you please stop posting pictures of these two assbags?? I dont even know who the fuck Heidi Montag is and i really dont care, shes not that hot. These fag photo shoots they do are lame and pathetic. They just waste space on the site.

  4. chopper

    By posting their pics, you are doing exactly what these two mental incapacitates want you to do.

    These two are the absolute bottom of the barrel. Stop posting pics of them. It’s the most painful insult you’ll ever give them, and the only one they’ll ever care about.

  5. BunnyButt

    Why are they holding dildos in most of those photos?

  6. Trixie

    Uhh. Please stop posting these “candid” photos of them. You’re only perpetuating their fake fame.

  7. They have to be two of the ugliest forms of life I’ve ever laid eyes upon.
    Disgusting.

  8. hendero

    Can someone please send their schedule for the next few weeks to Bin Laden. If he wants to take out a symbol of all that is wrong with Western culture, they would be the best target. The fundamentalists get to let off some steam, and we see the back of these two abominations. Everyone wins.

  9. ant

    but…exactly, what’s their job?????

  10. MIchelle

    I HATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE THESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Please stop putting these pathetic duo of slime in the press.

  11. Pud Knokker

    I would kiss her on the strikes if she kissed me on the balls.

  12. Don McLoud

    Dude’s a gettin’ a little tubby. Fat ass.

  13. PJ

    THAT”S IT!!! I hate them. Now, I’m going to have to burn my baseball jamies and hurl.

  14. He sooooo wanted to deep throat that popsicle…

  15. The Big Rick

    I was at that game on Monday. First they showed Nick Lachey holding a Reds cap and he got booed. Later they showed James Denton on the screen and he got cheered. Later on they showed these two all decked out in Dodger gear and they got booed worse than Andruw Jones gets booed.

  16. jrz

    They so white they make Pat Boone seem ghetto

    AND FUCKING CORNY! HASN’T ANYONE TOLD THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT WHAT THEY DO IS CORNY?

    Imagine living your entire life as one great big photo op? What is their point? SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME WHAT THEY’RE FUCKING POINT IS?

  17. kt

    These people aren’t worth posting. Please lets STOP giving them what they want! They don’t deserve any of this attention!!!

  18. Try helmets next time, YOU MONGOLS!!

  19. NS

    What’s up with the multiple outfit changes on Heidi’s part?

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  21. Michelle

    STOP posting pics of these asstards. All it does is piss us off to see them. For the love of GOD if you like these two I feel very sorry for you.

  22. who the hell are these people?

  23. Bigo

    They should put those bats, popsicles and that hand-thing up their asses and get LOST!!!

  24. Hannah T

    #108, BRILLIANT IDEA!

    And what about sending him Paris’s schedule in the same envelope?

  25. Boston_Freek

    #20, you rock!!!!!!!!!

    We would rip that shit to PIECES. Wicked douchebags.

  26. OnTheTake

    Stop hating. If this sites guru posts a few more pics of these two he will have enough $ to finally move out. Not that this site won’t suck any less….

  27. FuckThese2Douches

    Please stop posting these two UGLY people. The dude looks like Richie Rich with a beard and a fivehead, and the chick is just a chin and some implants. Fucking gross.

  28. OKay!

    They aren’t real Dodger Fans. I would have beat them with my bat if I were there!

  29. 007

    what the f*ck man ive never seen such annoying couple! i see these retards everywhere!
    !@#$%Y^UO&*P(@!#$%^(*_)_(*&%^$#@%$&(*)_ !@#$%$@!@#%$^$#%^%$@#%^

    fuck off heidi & spencer!!!!!!!! fucking retards!

  30. OMFG.

    FUCK BOUT THESE DOUCHE BAGS OF HOLLYFAGHOOD

    Straight up. Superficial, I got into this site because o my teacher.

    My ex bitch use to read all this crap us weekly and people…. i hated it,

    but this right here…. shits church.

    I always wondered who these fucking losers were, and they are from the hills?
    you have got to be kidding me.

    I roll thru hollywood all the time, and hopefully I catch this fool one night waking out some fucking loser rich bar, and ima slap his shit silly.

    Heidi is fucking cute though, but regardless, fuck looks, if you just a goodlooking bitch, and dont got any ambition in life, except for “acting”
    well ur just another number on the long number of centimeters this cock holds.

    Word is fucking bond.

  31. moi

    Ok above that was well said!

    On another front, I’d like to bring attention to the fact that Heidi is the only one standing (other than Spencer) and facing the wrong way.

  32. super-duper-ficial

    FLESH-COLORED BEARD! FLESH-COLORED BEARD! FLESH-COLORED BEARD!

  33. Robert Giuffre

    i would like to beat them both to death using that little pink bat.

    I don’t understand why they are famous? Because they are blond and stupid? They are like the third reich, if it were required to have an IQ under 80.

    Editors of this site: PLEASE STOP COVERING THESE TWO!!!

    I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER BLOG ABOUT THEM, I WILL NO LONGER USE THIS SITE. I WILL TAKE IT OFF MY BOOKMARKS.

  34. catalina

    I hate them…i just do. Do they get paid for photos? they must be paid or else what kind of douchebags would they have to be to even think they are fooling anyone

  35. Fillup

    She is pretty.

  36. Guitar Hero

    Dilawad from Bangalore – “Thank You Veddy Much – Please Come Again”

  37. Alexis67

    That photo of her giving that popsicle head really make me think she loves Jesus… all nite long!

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