We’ve finally reached the inevitable end-game of Heidi and Spencer’s “celebrity.” Seen above proving Ed Hardy is the apparel of choice for today’s walking anus, the couple have recently been rumored to be amateur gun nuts. It’s now reported that “Chins” and “Squirrel Nuts” even own a $10,000 arsenal of weapons. F-in’ beautiful. Surprisingly, this news hasn’t caused Charlton Heston’s ghost to appear saying “My bad. Gun control is actually totally awesome.” InTouch reports:
The couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,” a friend explains. “Spencer wants to be prepared for anything.”
How bad is it to pray for a murder/suicide? Break it down to me on a scale of one to 10. One being Jesus also has his fingers crossed, and 10 being I’m doomed to photograph these two till the end of time . For reference, going to hell and being pitchforked in the nads is only a five.
I just hope some day these two pull their guns on me…so I can legally defend myself and chop both of them up into little pieces with my chainsaw.
I don’t want to hear any shit about Heidi taking a bullet over some drunken jack assery.
It was bad enough having to bury Heath.
Damn shame.
What do they need those for? They can hire guns if they need to.
If this is true I would be really scared. These people are NOT NORMAL. They have already given all the needed signs… Lauren stay away!!!!
Please tell me they clean their guns…drunk.
I didn’t know retards were allowed to own guns.
Kill moose and squirrel!
A of all: the democrats have a SIMPLE MAJORITY in congress which means, they still cannot win a vote just by all voting yes on the same issues AND they can’t veto a bill proposed by the president. Get a fucking college degree, morons.
B: even if we were allowed to drill in Alaska and/or any other pristine environment in our country or on our planet THERE IS ONLY ENOUGH OIL LEFT TO SUSTAIN US FOR X NUMBER OF YEARS ANYWAY!!! It might be 25 more years it might be 10… WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THATS DONE!?! And oh yea when the oil is gone we’ll just be stuck with an even more fucked up situation. Hope you enjoyed your planet while it lasted people.
C: The Republicans vetoed many bills in congress to allow drilling in those environmental areas and are holding them “hostage” so to speak… and hmmm… let me think about why… LESS OIL AVAILABLE TO OUR COUNTRY = HIGHER OIL PRICES. THE BUSHES AND CHENEYS (among many other high ranking republicans) ARE OIL FAMILIES! YOU RETARDS! They are making BILLIONS off of their loyal followers – the republican masses! JESUS CHRIST OPEN YOUR EYES! Read a newspaper, GO TO COLLEGE, get a job! Do something better for our situation as a species and stop propagating the lies!
i thought you werent putting these 2 idiots on your webpage anymore…i came back to the site and started puking in my own mouth.
well christian audigier’s career just went down the shitter!!
Awesome pseudo celebrity suicide pact
This explains the “voting for McCain” thing. Oh, and also that they have a lot of money and have been brainwashed by the Right that its only Democrats who will tax them and take their money because they’re supposed to “contribute” to society based on their “income”. Pfff. silly laws. silly democratic societal framework. pffff
if you stop posting stories about these idiots, maybe they will go away! Please, I beg you… STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!!!!
if you stop posting stories about these idiots, maybe they will go away! Please, I beg you… STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!!!! No one fucking cares.
Why do they need all of those weapons. They must be criminals hiding something, no? Protecting the loot maybe?
I have to say, I watched The Hills so I know who they are and that’a why I am even more confused as to why they are everywhere lately…Spencer is the cheesiest con…he’s the type of guy that REAL women role their eyes at in LA. He tries to lay on the charm but it comes off as EXTREMELY fake and corny. Not to mention…he’s not even FINE! Heidi is just an idiot…oh no, I’m sorry, she was only portrayed that way due to editing, right? …yea right.
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