There. Hopefully that headline will make asshat lovers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt think twice about participating in another one of their dipshit posed photo sessions. Then, even worse, they forced this poor Negro fellow to be party to their shenanigans. What’d he ever do to you? For shame. Anyway, I catch a lot of shit for posting pics of these two because apparently I’m just bolstering their celebrity. But, c’mon. Who’s seriously staring at them thinking “Goddamn, please drench me in the excruciating minutiae of their daily lives!” No one’s that stupid. And if they are, don’t worry. Chances are they’ve swallowed their mouse by now.
UPDATE: Criss Angel rushed to hospital. A stomach pump produced a wireless mouse, an albino sloth and enough rhinestones to Bedazzle China – twice.
PLEASE stop buying pictures of these two retards. 9no offense retarded people) who the hell wears a suit and dress in Central Park during the day? Me thinks someone is hard up for cash
#84 – “He may even own it.”
You presumptuous fuck. Much like Gov. Patterson, I don’t see your point.
#101 – You owe me royalties for “tupperware” breast references. If you’re young and skanky and not expensive, call me.
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.
Ok, I am a fan of your site, but problem # 1, knowing that you are a cracker yourself, you do not use the word negro, nigga, or anything pertaining to the word. I bet you wouldnt walk outside and say something like that. If you want to keep your black fans big word of advice……..watch what you say…….
PROFESSIONALLY FAKERS!!
That’s what they are!!
“you do not use the word negro, nigga, or anything pertaining to the word”
You’ve got the whole slave-master relationship inverted. We’ll do whatever we want. You’ll do what we say, or we’ll lock you up. Check the numbers if you think we’re kidding.
why cant this idiot, that seems to have money, buy himself a suit that fits?
#101 I was wondering the same thing, what’s with the wide open mouth smile in EVERY photo? She looks like she’s keeping her mouth open just in case ass-pirate Spence wants a blow from a she-male instead of a real man.
Plus it’s funny to see her not looking at the hired help (camera man) in a vain attempt to look natural while Spence screws it up by looking directly at the camera in almost every shot.
And what’s with calling the bike driver an African American? Maybe he’s from Missouri. Heck, if we identify races by where they’re from shouldn’t most white people be called European Americans? We have Mexican Americans (which I guess identify anyone of hispanic origin), African Americans, and now European Americans. Personally I don’t think ‘African American’ should refer to anyone that hasn’t come directly over on a boat. If you’re born here, and more than one generation removed from the boat, then you’re just a plain ol’ American.
And referring to the two white people as ‘crackers’ in the same post the word negro is used cancels out any possibility of racism. Unless you call equal opportunity racism.
Boo hooo. The poor downtrodden black man was being oppressed by whitey again ! Cue the angry black posters who will now make references to the alleged genital superiority of black men and whine about “racism” while engaging in the same conduct. I know … it’s only okay to make remarks about white people … . Whoopee. I’d rather have a job, know my father, have no prison record -and not reproduce like a rabbit on the taxpayer dime. Look on the bright side … the “driver” probably took the 10 bucks from the fare and got a rock ….
i have no fuckin clue who these people are…. but let me just ask… who brings a wardrobe change to the park?? other than the mommies of 4 year olds who have potty training issues??
oh and there camera looked off when they were doing there myspace photos on the boat
Why does every picture they take remind me of a Herpes commercial, with them frolicking and playing in every frame.
I would trade all 10 of my Mexicans for one good Negro.
fuck you 113
….what the American people don’t know is what makes them the American people.
Is it just me or does Spencer look like a garbage-pail kid???
Fuck you dirt chicken, #113.
Black people are economically disadvantaged because of racism, and make less money than white people, even when accounting for education and experience.
The criminal justice system is severaly racist and black men have a greater chance of being arrested, convicted, and sentenced to death for their crimes than white men.
And the majority of welfare recipients are white people, and it is not profitable to keep having kids while on welfare, so shut up you stupid fuck.
You hypocritically bitch and moan about the non-issue of racism, then proceed to make an awful racial slur about the driver at the conclusion of your Nazi rant.
Waaaaaaaaahhh ! Whitey is always tryin’ to keep me down !
If the majority of “welfare recepients are white … did it ever occur to you that is because there are more white people ? Not really too hard to grasp ! How about proportionately ? Nobody said anything about welfare being “profitable” but you … however since you did – more kids = higher taxpayer funded benefit. Very simple … Nazi ? Nah … I like Jewish people … it’s the coloreds I’m not too fond of !
im so sick of seeing these fake posed pictures. all this bitch does is smile. stuff a cock in her mouth and show me that.
You fucking turds most black people originally came from Africa through their descendants. Go read a fucking history book, that’s why the term African American is widely accepted. It doesn’t have ties to hate words like other disgusting terms people use.
Anyway if people stopped focussing on race so much we wouldn’t have to figure out the respectful term for someone’s race. But you can’t be mad at anyone for feeling that these pictures conjure up images of slavery, it’s a natural conclusion for people with consciousness, especially considering the bitch is a republican and republican’s do NOT have the best reputation when it comes to prejudice and equality and sadly slavery didn’t happen all that long ago.
Still I’d rather see this as a picture of a fucking loser couple and a man who had to tolerate their heinous presence since they were paying customers. The fucking END.
@ 119
Why do those pics “conjure up images of slavery” ???
All jokes aside … it’s a black dude who’s job is driving a bicycle taxi ! Nothing more !
Should they have insisted on a white driver ? Should white people only ride in a white driven cab (good luck finding one of those !) ? People are tooo fukking sensitive about some crap like this !
#120.
It just does. It’s really not that long ago that slavery existed in America and many of those who practiced it are still alive today. Thus slavery is not in the past yet and it still exist in parts of the world and there is still a racial lack of equality in America. There are a lot of sick people out there with a lot of sick thoughts about race so these pictures touch on very sensitive issues. South park did an episode on something like this once with a town flag. The extreme racism that once existed the lack of human rights did tremendous damage damage that will be felt for centuries because the consequences of depriving people of rights and freedoms is far reaching and will affect many generations.
Of course they shouldn’t have insisted on a white drive, that would be sick.
You know, it’s also that these little shits got this insane opportunity for wealth and more privilege just because of a reality show and you must realize that because of racism and inequality a black person would rarely get such an opportunity. You should see all the sick shit that came out this season of the bachelor just because there was 1 black girl on the bachelor. A show like the hills with an all black cast would never be as successful as this one because people are still very racist. So you are looking at two people who likely never (or rarely) have to deal with racial equality being driven around, because they are too useless to walk, by a man who surely has dealt with racial inequality all his life so yeah it’s a little fucking weird and again it’s okay to admit that. I like to try to look at it and see no race and just people, two of whom really need to disappear but it’s hard when you are very aware of and saddened by racism and racial inequality.
Sorry for the lack of punctuation.
People who “practiced slavery” are still alive today ? Who ? Where ?
The Emancipation Proclamation was signed in the early 1860′s. Even if there was an infant slave/slave ‘owner’ … they’d be about 135 years old.
Culturally black people and white people are different. Not a racist remark … just the truth. Black people don’t want to watch a reality show about a white bachelor, or white people in general because they don’t relate to it … same thing about whites and a black reality show. I don’t know you or your racial background … but if you are black , and watch “white” reality shows … you are definitely (forgive the term) – in the minority.
Look , the bottom line is the driver happened to be black … so what. Does that automatically make those vapid idiots “racists” ? Hell no.
Is that Barack Obama’s dad?
#121 is a moron. No slave owners are alive today. Slavery in the USA ended in 1865. So an 18 yr old in 1865 is around 161 years old now.
#123. I never said they were racist though. I just think they are stupid, there is no proof they are racist, as apposed to the insurmountable proof that they are stupid. I mean really what’s the solution if people don’t take his ride he’s out of work so people should just let him do his job. Personally I have an aversion to being toted around i just don’t like being waited on and shit like that, but really it’s just like someone driving a taxi. It’s just that low paying jobs seem to go to minorities because equality is still alive and well and that’s depressing. Anyway I was just explaining my thoughts on why people reacted to the pictures. A pictures is worth a thousand words and this one sure caused some words.
I’m white and I watch a lot of shows with all black casts. I find it boring to watch my own race what the hell am I gonna learn from that; how many things you can wear with kaki pants? (it’s a rule that you can make fun of your own race but not others, just like you can make fun of your family but it’s not so funny if your friend makes fun of your Mom). A lot of black people have been asking for a black bachelor so I disagree on that. I am definitely in the minority though on most things. I grew up all over the world; Africa, Europe and North America my family worked in the UN so I don’t feel racial differences because in my experience we are actually very similar as people regardless of the superficial differences.
I didn’t read what I wrote as is evident my punctuation (lack of) and mistakes. I meant to write that people who support the concepts of slavery are still alive today, I’ve met them and it’s fucking unbearable.
The guy is way younger than obama and dirt chicken already pointed out my mistake.
*Poonmoon
(remember all the classy girls are doing it, your turn pinkies)
@126
Insurmountable proof that they are stupid ? To the contrary … I think there is insurmountable proof that they are brilliant. They have become part of pop culture, and they know exactly what they are doing. Sure … we may be on 14:59 of their 15 minutes … but to my knowlege there is no “Poonmoon Show” in the works …
You seem to have some sort of “white guilt”.
What are you “going to learn” from any TV show/ reality show/sitcom ? It’s just entertainment.
While I agree that we are similar in the fact that we are all human beings, culturally we are all very different. Some people seem to have this mistaken notion that all black people are pining away, just wanting to be accepted by whites – that they want to move into white neighborhoods and hold hands and sing songs. In my experience that is pure nonsense. People want to be around others that are similar to themselves. That is human nature.
The most ridiculous thing is that in you … we have a white internet gossip-site poster trying to speak for black folks. That is truly comical …
#128. I knew you couldn’t handle that white joke. It’s a joke, I watch shows of all races and enjoy them all. There is no “poonmoon show” because nothing could ever convince me give up my privacy. I loath being photographed as do many women who have gotten too much attention in their lives. I was offered many modeling jobs and could have made a quick buck, but nothing could ever convince me to do anything that useless and vain with my life and that choice has worked out very well for me. Once you go down that ego road there’s no turning back. To me fame is the most worthless thing on earth and one of the most destructive.
I don’t think they are brilliant so much as so incredibly self involved and so motivated to seek fame that they fit in perfectly in Hollywood. They are what every celebrity truly is, but they are at least honest about it. Megalomania is exactly what you need to succeed in Hollywood. There’s no intelligence involved just an unquenchable ego that will allow you to be or do whatever the powers that be want you to.
Have you ever seen an interview with these people? I would hesitate to call them remotely intelligent. Have you heard them speak? LOL it’s fucking HILARIOUS, they aren’t “acting dumb” either that for sure. They are whores who are just so willing to bend over and sell themselves and are so needy for attention that even negative attention works for them. They are not in control here they are the puppets and when they become useless they will be discarded. Heidi has said she wants to win an Oscar and a grammy, is that brilliance? Fuck no, that’s blind ego and I doubt it will ever happen.
P.S. I think this will end quite badly for them. They are playing with fire, they are in way over their head and they are just pawns to MTV. Almost Every MTV couple has broken up and has partially blamed MTV and the pressure that came from it on their breakup.
@129
If their objective was to gain some degree of “fame” … then they have accomplished it. To come from obscurity to being “known” is not an easily attainable feat.
Someone saying they “want to win ” an award is “blind ego” ??? Your first paragraph is filled with more “ego” stroking than that !
The reason there isn’t a “Poonmoon Show” in the works isn’t because of your love of your privacy … it’s because nobody gives a f*ck. Jeez – talk about ego …
The fact is that YOU are posting about THEM … not the other way around.
As unitelligent as you think they are, the fact is that :
Heidi & Spencer > poonmoon
holy piss this post brough out the crazies. teh comments are entertaining to read though. LOL @ 16. I still think they are.
and from what I’ve read it’s actually like this:
Poonmoon> heidi and spencer> dirt chicken
well hehe . douchebags power
OMG, what the FUCK is wrong w/her face? ewwwww
these pictures look so fucking staged, it’s so sad.
Why would you pay for all these staged photos?! Seems stupid to waste money on these.
whats with the negro comment…..could you be any more offensive to a race…
lmao / pity this poor fellow is doing all this to work his way thru law school…. they’re probably paying him 6 figs [no not 'figures'... the actual fruit] ha! and when this is all said & done, I STILL don’t know who this couple is or what they’ve done!
have you people spazzing out over the use of ‘negro’ EVER heard of sarcasm?!? it’s a matter of projection & anti-projection/ belittling people who actually use this term to belittle blacks… I’m black & totally got what fish was trying to do! and it’s funny! I think it’s hysterical that I don’t know even know who the f* these people are
YOU ARE A RACIST SAD PIG FOR DOING THIS! You are deliberatly insulting black people to draw comment in your website, You are a sad person and satan lives in your heart. I pray for your your soul.
I SUGGEST TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH THESE RACISTS COMMNENT TO LEAVE…NOW!!!!!
This website will disappear from May 2008!
The guy who writes this shit is a clear fucktard. I mean, negro? Are you serious? First you claim to have vagina shots of Emma Watson (when it’s clearly just public hair behind semi-see through panties) and now you’re using the word negro to describe a black man.
You’ve lost all credibility and I’m gonna label you a gay catholic republican. LMAO
and to #138 – don’t be retarded…sarcastic comments are usually put in air quotes to highlight them as actually being sarcastic. this guy is supposed to be a writer of sorts, so he should know that. get a clue “black chick”.
i used to think it was pretty comical but now, its annoying. they’re everywhere. hey maybe if i date a douche bag and get a boob job, i’ll get my own record deal too.
I wish those were the La Brea tar pits, and their boat would do us all a favor and capsize.