Heidi & Spencer pretend to shop for $12 mil house, bribe realtor to go along with it

July 24th, 2008 // 105 Comments

Heidi and Spencer love to take everyday events and turn them into photo shoots so fucking retarded, you’ll swear you’ve been huffing paint all morning. Here some hapless realtor is forced to take part in their shenanigans. But, then again, this man has no soul because he later lied to TMZ about Mr. and Mrs. Cockweasel’s real estate potential:

So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

Serious buyers who won’t pull the trigger. Interesting, Sandro. So, basically, Heidi showed you her boobs, and you agreed to pretend they’ve got money? Unless a commission shot out of her nipples, congratulations, you’re an idiot. The only way these two can buy a house is if you let them pay in forced smiles and chin wax.

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  1. Beanz

    Ew you lookin chunky there AND your shoes don’t match bitch!!

  2. Monica J.

    I don’t think Heidi can afford that house with her earnings from Sbe. Cause we all know that Spencer don’t work for SHIT!! LMAO!!!!!

  3. Monica J.

    I don’t think Heidi can afford that house with her earnings from Sbe. Cause we all know that Spencer don’t work for SHIT!! LMAO!!!!!

  4. Testing Testing

  5. Melissa

    Why does Heidi always have that dumbass open mouth smile. Is she waiting to give Spencer’s tiny dick a bj. These 2 have finally wasted their 15 minutes. There interview on Larry King showed nothing but hatred from twitter. How are they not embaressed to be seen in public. I’m embaressed just looking at them.

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