Heidi & Spencer: Oh yeah, these two should get cat AIDS

May 13th, 2008 // 116 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt posed for some fake Mother’s Day photos with Heidi’s mom. I almost had a heart attack when I found out it was actually her real mom. Heidi and Spencer did something real?! Why is the room suddenly spinning? Anyway, these photos prove that there’s not a holiday out there these two assclowns won’t ruin with photos that would make Norman Rockwell shit a cactus. That said, I’m looking forward to Heidi and Spencer’s Kwanzaa photos later this year. Should be tasteful, and, God willing, the cause of death on the coroner’s report.

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  1. tim barnes

    Pleasse stop posting them Please stop please

  2. I heart celebutards

    @47…

    Right??? How did that dirty skank get a Birkin and who do I have to do to get one? As long as it is NOT Spencer Pratt I’m in….

  3. Look at how wide he opens his mouth….. let’s just say his favorite bird is a cock or two…..

  4. Laura

    just please run across a freeway or just kill yourself PLEASE!

  5. redsonja1313

    could someone snap that handbag for me when they kill her….how does this horse faced hag afford multiple Birkins????

  6. The word “ebola” comes to mind. ::crosses fingers::

  7. superduperloser

    FUCK HER FOR HAVING A BIRKIN BAG!!!

  8. chopper

    Stop posting these crap photos of these witless turds.

    Seriously, the biggest blow you could take against these two talentless mediawhores is to NOT talk about them and post their painfully stupid photos.

    They lap this up like a dog at its own vomit. They love that you post their garbage.

  9. jasnubien

    @ I agree completely.

    PLEASE STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF THESE IDIOTS. NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM… WASTE OF SPACE RETARDS. I THINK EVERYONE IS HOPING THEY’LL GO AWAY.

  10. Bhahahashdah Cat AIDS. Nice. :)

  11. Ms

    It was so nice not hearing about the most hated couple in the world for awhile. Please don’t report on them again.

  12. sc

    I love the fact that Spencer is ALWAYS looking at the camera. Maybe it would be a tad bit more realistic if he was actually paying attention to the moment rather than their friend taking the picture.

  13. gracious

    ….hey you guys, dont make such fun for this two whites…cant you see? they are prettier than you are….alright, heidi is sexy, she have the curves, spencer may look pale, but why the color matters when he can be hot? all he need is a tan and boy, you’ll forgot you have a boyfriend hahaha

    ….if you dont have anything to say to this couple, then just SHUT UP! im not a fan of them though….but i just dont mind their business…..somehow, they are CUTE together…. PEACE!!!

  14. kay

    please stop posting anything about these two

  15. Mickey

    What the hell is up with these two fart tarts always smiling!? Kinda reminds me of Bob from those Enzyte commercials.

  16. athena

    Please make these people go away. Why are they even on TV or any magazines? I don’t get it. She looks like a botox queen on crack and he’s a greedy, vintictive lil’ boy. Come one, what has happen to our society!?!?!

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