Heidi & Spencer: Oh yeah, these two should get cat AIDS

May 13th, 2008 // 116 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt posed for some fake Mother’s Day photos with Heidi’s mom. I almost had a heart attack when I found out it was actually her real mom. Heidi and Spencer did something real?! Why is the room suddenly spinning? Anyway, these photos prove that there’s not a holiday out there these two assclowns won’t ruin with photos that would make Norman Rockwell shit a cactus. That said, I’m looking forward to Heidi and Spencer’s Kwanzaa photos later this year. Should be tasteful, and, God willing, the cause of death on the coroner’s report.

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  1. Vet

    what is wrong with these people? Thay must be idiots. Retarded people can’t help how they are. These two are just stupid, idiots!

  2. hot mess

    @47 whatever

    she got it by whoring herself out and promising to flash it on “mother’s day”.

  3. Dude

    if you know they are douchebags reality sluts..why do a post about them..

  4. hot mess

    I just had a flash of inspiration – These two are doing this on purpose! With full knowledge of how incredibly ridiculous they are. They do these shoots, then go home to their cribs, bust out the tequila, coke and hookers and laugh themselves all the way to the bank. It has to be this way, please for the love of god, there can’t be two completely idiot douchebags in this close proximity to each other. It must violate some kind of law of physics.

  5. missmad

    Seriously, I never thought this until now (and I’ve seen far too many of their staged photos on this site)–it’s a huge joke, and the joke’s on us. I work in marketing, and only a ruthless, consistent marketing or PR strategy could result in such consistently executed fake photos. They are NEVER caught candidly, they ALWAYS have stupid props and open mouths, and EVERY TIME they get the same response. It’s as if their handlers have positioned them as being “the couple everyone loves to hate, but can’t stop talking about.” I am sorry to say it, because I find them as reprehensible as everyone else, but it’s working.

  6. missmad

    Hot mess:

    Great minds think alike!

  7. Vic is an idiot

    @ 35. Maybe you should consider the millions in third world countries living with aids who inherit from their parents, or the women living there whose husbands give aids to them and then disown them from the family when the disease is discovered. Not all countries are able to practice safe sex and the like. Next time remove your head from your ass before you write an ignorant comment like that.

  8. littledick

    I said it once
    I’ll say it again
    ……………NERDS

  9. Big Animal Vet

    I swear, Spencer must be a gelding (castrated horse). How else can he stand this! His overacting at all of these staged, sickeningly sweet events (the three “S”) is pathetic .

  10. crayz bag lady

    to 47: it is actually a kelly bag. still mighty expensive though. i once read that hermes does not give free stuff to celebrities, so i highly doubt they would bend the rule for these f-listers.

    it is so gross to see her mother getting involved. these people are slime. please stop posting these losers.

  11. hot mess

    holy crap @54 and 55 – missmad! you and i like…posted the same thing at the same time. we must have just ripped throuhg the heidi and spencer wormhole and created a new dimension…a dimension where asshats like these are vaporized on sight.

    and now back to star trek…but i have to say that was pretty cool, missmad.

  12. catska

    I agree with 57, 35 is an ass

  13. BFS

    Full effing dentures

  14. missmad

    @61: It was cool! I think it was the first photo that gave me my revelatory moment. I work on photoshoots in my job, and I was trying to imagine giving the “talent” (to use the term loosely) direction for a shot where the scenario was supposed to be Mother’s Day. It didn’t make sense to me that Heidi was on Spencer’s lap, not engaged at all with her mom but rather just gloating about her expensive bag and his hand grabbing her thigh. And Spencer’s gaping maw…he’s clearly mocking the gift of the painting. They’ve gone past the cheesy beach or shopping photos into something more calculating, more sinister. They are laughing at us, and they’re getting just what they want. When it comes out years from now in their tell-all book we will remember this day and our cosmic convergence!

  15. momo

    very creepy these 2

  16. I love milf pussy

    id munch on moms vagina………spencer looks like a fucking albino

  17. Death

    My friend’s 26 year old daughter died of AIDS. My huge white cat has it. I am not sure if he sucked pussy dick or took cat cock in the ass or whatever but it does not make me happy. I do not wish illness on anyone in reality (except for the assholes here).
    Does the continent of Africa deserve to be plundered and ravaged with sickness? What about Europe?

    Sorry

  18. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    He looks like he has Down’s Syndrome, and she’s a congenital moron for letting him “manage” her. Or fu¢k her.
    Blech.

  19. asdf

    This is one of the weirdest looking guys I’ve ever seen, but I can’t quite put my finger on why he looks so strange. Can’t. Stop. Staring.

  20. Anal Fistula

    i’ve never really wished herpetic sores on anyone before, but these two assmilks seem deserving…

  21. Quavis

    WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP POSTING THESE ASS CLOWNS?
    THEY ARE MORE FONEY THEN A $3 BILL!!!
    NOT TO MENTION, TOOLS!!!!!!!!
    SPENSER HAS A PUSSY!!!!!

  22. Quavis

    WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP POSTING THESE ASS CLOWNS?
    THEY ARE MORE FONEY THEN A $3 BILL!!!
    NOT TO MENTION, TOOLS!!!!!!!!
    SPENSER HAS A PUSSY!!!!!

  23. Sasha

    Heidi reminds of this girl in my 9th grade class. She was blond and had the body of a little girl. She’d sit on guy’s laps just like that, and the ones who were into her were always really creepy… kinda like Spencer.

  24. Mississippi

    WTH??? Where’s the piggy back/shoulder ride/holding her like a baby shots? I thought for SURE he’d have her mother on his shoulders in this set! Pfft.. LAME-O!!!

  25. HuckyDucky

    I’m with you, ph7.

  26. Guy

    Enjoy your AIDS

  27. justifiable

    #47, 60 That’s not a real Hermes Kelly; the flap is curved, it should be squared off.
    Figures – Heidi is fake, too. Like calls to like.

  28. King Wang

    JAYSUS Christ, I just found Americas Next Top Aryan Third Reich Neo-Nazi models………

    Holy shit, tell me those kids aren’t love children from Conan O’ Brien and pasty assed Jif Gaffigan……………….no joke. Either that, or those Doctors in Iceland let them escape their “non-sunlight exposed” cages to run amok here in the US.

    These motherfuckers are so white (and, I am white) that they are reverse freakin’ negatives of white, but still white.

    I swear to god I went to look at her tits, and could see her spine, and I don’t have x-ray vision, she is just the “clear” version of Aqua-Aryan 2.0.

    OH YEAH< WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE>>…………No one, that’s right.

  29. hot mess

    @64 – missmad

    “They’ve gone past the cheesy beach or shopping photos into something more calculating, more sinister. They are laughing at us, and they’re getting just what they want. When it comes out years from now in their tell-all book we will remember this day and our cosmic convergence!”

    ROFLMAO! it was definately the first pic that did it for me too…butnow i am a little bummed…it kinda takes the fun out of laughing at them knowing that they are actually incarnations of the antichrist.

  30. Bodylotion

    That Spencer is a herpes infested cuntfaced douchebag. Why does every photo they’re on look so fucking staged? Can’t Heidi ever shut her mouth? Jesus H. Christ, it’s as if she is laughing 24/7.

    Evil psychopath: “Heidi, I’m gonna rip out your guts, cook ‘em and feed ‘em to you while you are still alive, although you are bleeding to death”
    Heidi: ” *Smile* no please no! *smile* *open mouth* *smile some more* ”
    Spencer: “Hi, I’m a douche! And I have a vagina!”

    Fake fucking fools.

  31. AnalGlory

    These guys can’t be serious. This is either a social experiment or a prank.

  32. AYKM??

    These two make me want to kick a puppy right across the room. Could Spencer be any more abvious about looking right into the camara. Ugh! Someone find me a puppy!

  33. AYKM??

    These two make me want to kick a puppy right across the room. Could Spencer be any more obvious about looking right into the camara. Ugh! Someone find me a puppy!

  34. Ward

    Meh, to be honest, I can’t really give a damn about seeing pictures about these two cos quite frankly, I don’t really find em that interesting. But I can’t say I’m really enraged or whatnot about the fake pictures or daft expressions they’ve got on their faces – let em get on with it, best case scenario they’re a couple of silly sods who seem to be enough in love with each other to not really give a damn about how they look, worst case scenario they’re both a couple of attention hounds. Either way, who cares? o.O

  35. Quavis

    STOP WASTING SPACE ON THIS SITE WITH THE SITE OF THESE TWO “ASSCLOWNS”. THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE KNOW THEM IS BECAUSE THEY FAKE EVERYTHING, FROM HER OVERSIZED FAKE TITS TO HER OVERSIZED FAKE HORSE TEETH.

    THESE TWO WILL BE IN BALTIMORE THIS WEEKEND. HE ENTERED HORSEFACE INTO THE PREAKNESS.
    HER HORSE NAME: “WHOGIVESAFLYINGFUCKABOUTTHESETWO”

  36. why

    why would you keep posting this shit?

  37. simone

    spence…those are some really bad shoes man

  38. Normally I punch people right in the pussy when they write their entire post in CAPS, but I have to say, I agree with #86 whole heartedly.

  39. purple monkey dishwasher

    I would totally do her mom!

  40. Bob Smith

    There’s a picture missing from this set……..the one of the photographer hanging himself from the tree in the background. Poor bastard.

  41. Corlyss

    Not only do their pictures suck, those gifts suck as well. What the fuck happened to maybe a diamond tennis bracelet for the woman who had to squeeze you out? I thought these bastards were rich.

  42. Corlyss

    You know, it wouldnt be so bad if they weren’t looking DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA.

  43. I dont really understand what’s more pathetic – the pictures you posted or the fact that you posted at all about this

  44. Stuey

    who ARE the people taking these photos of them? Or is it spencer setting the timer and running to pose.

    Whats with Heidi and the Perm-open mouth pose? I got somethin fo dat, OH KAYYYY

  45. Stuey

    who ARE the people taking these photos of them? Or is it spencer setting the timer and running to pose.

    Whats with Heidi and the Perma-open mouth pose? I got somethin fo dat, OH KAYYYY

  46. Stuey

    who ARE the people taking these photos of them? Or is it spencer setting the timer and running to pose.

    Whats with Heidi and the Perma-open mouth pose? I got somethin fo dat, OH KAYYYY

  47. d

    i agree with #57… #35 is so obviously as ignorant as they come.
    aside from the millions living with AIDS in third world countries who are either not educated about it or born with it… what about all those people out there who contract it from rape? or cheating perverted husbands who can’t keep it in their pants and bring the virus home to the unsuspecting wife?
    fucked up world, it is.

  48. Addilicous

    I wonder if they have ever considered celebrating a holiday indoors? Every prop filled holiday photo screams CHEESEBALL & DOUCHBAG! I can hardly stand it. Where are this chick’s friends? You know she needs to be called out on this shit…………

  49. woodhorse

    When George Orwell wrote “1984″, he left out the part with Heidi and Spencer in it.

  50. Lord Of Bacon

    If I broke both her ankles would they euthanize her on the right on the sidewalk?

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