Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt posed for some fake Mother’s Day photos with Heidi’s mom. I almost had a heart attack when I found out it was actually her real mom. Heidi and Spencer did something real?! Why is the room suddenly spinning? Anyway, these photos prove that there’s not a holiday out there these two assclowns won’t ruin with photos that would make Norman Rockwell shit a cactus. That said, I’m looking forward to Heidi and Spencer’s Kwanzaa photos later this year. Should be tasteful, and, God willing, the cause of death on the coroner’s report.
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
veggi | May 13, 2008 at 4:51 pm
FIRST you fucking anal sores
jj | May 13, 2008 at 4:51 pm
First
KikiM | May 13, 2008 at 4:51 pm
What idiots.
jj | May 13, 2008 at 4:52 pm
First
Andy | May 13, 2008 at 4:54 pm
so…Spencer…dude…nice fucking clothes. You’re putting out for a rich retired golfer, aren’t you? Did mom see the geezer cheese dripping out of your ass?
My Penis | May 13, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Two Fucktards and a Milf.
hot mess | May 13, 2008 at 4:56 pm
OM FUCKING GOD. These are the whitey-est whiteys on the face of the planet. I think my eyes just exploded. That first pic is just ridiculous. These two have officially lost their souls. Cat aids is too good for them.
J | May 13, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Now I know where Heidi gets her fucking idiotness….
Auntie Kryst | May 13, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Picture 10 is just precious. Notice how the mare gently nuzzles her foal.. Seriously Fish dude, we had a pretty good run for a few days without seeing these douchefuckers faces. What gives??
1BigBear | May 13, 2008 at 4:59 pm
What the fuck is that? Why is that dude running around with a giant picture of what seems to be a terrible portrayal of a flower? Why the fuck do they meet for mothers day in a park? Why not a strip club? Or a brothel?
Who watches this shit?
Randal | May 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm
You know, as staged as these pictures tend to be, I really enjoy looking at Heidi.
She take great care of herself and clothes just stick to her like paint, revealing all her secret curves and tickle spots. How can one not even notice those perfectly white teeth and charming smile?
Smooches!
Randal
mrah | May 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Please stooooooooooooop posting pictures of these two. They’re idiots, we get it, and we’re over it. If we want to see their ridiculous faces we can just google them.
pathetic | May 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm
#7 why do you have to throw racial slurs into it? What’s wrong with you? What does it matter if they are white? Man if someone wrote about beyonce & jayz being the blackest black they’d be tarred and feathered. I think cat aids is too good for YOU
Now #9 has it correct. They are indeed douchefuckers faces. But leave the “white” part out of it, #7.
Rick | May 13, 2008 at 5:03 pm
In the top pic Spencer’s doing his Heidi-mouth impression because he just spotted a cute 8-year-old boy.
LeFarge | May 13, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I’d barf on that painting and hopefully some would run into Spencer’s open mouth
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 5:04 pm
When did they get back together? On the show they are broken up? Does this ruin my chances with Spencer?
hot mess | May 13, 2008 at 5:06 pm
@10 1BigBear
That is a giant mother’s day card. People give very big cards a) as a joke or b) to emphasize tehir sentiment (i guess). In this case tho’ it is just a ploy for the photo shoot so that the whole fucking world knows that pie-hole and pencil-dick gave their mum a card.
I do however have to say that i am digging the amount of leg/butt the mom is showing in pic1. MILF?
Simplicity | May 13, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I agree with #12
If ya stop posting.. they’ll have nobody to be posey cheeseballs for.
minniememe | May 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
they are the honkiest of honkies and plasticky of plastics and every photo these Mattel doll rejects take are not worthy to come with any generic walmart picture frame
veggi | May 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
#13 – chill out, captain kneejerk. These are indeed a trio of caspers. Just as blacks have their embarrassing types (Bobby Brown, Michael Jackson, the 47% of them currently on welfare) whites also have a few cringers. They have jobs, pay taxes, don’t have a long record of crimes or addictions to crack, etc., but still, in a vastly more subtle and refined (not to mention: evolved) perspective, they’re a little embarrassing for the rest of us.
Bodie | May 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Who the fuck keeps their mouth open that wide all the time? What is WRONG with these assholes? It is beyond creepy the way these two set up all these photo shoots masquerading as actual life. Plus, I think Heidi is trying to get fashion designers to give her some free clothes/accessories with the way she’s making sure that handbag gets displayed in all the shots. The whole thing makes me want to VOM.
MIke | May 13, 2008 at 5:13 pm
The AIDS headline is offensive.
hot mess | May 13, 2008 at 5:14 pm
@13 pathetic – I *do* have cat aids :( and it hurtz….
and i am sorry i don’t care if it seems like a racial slur to you, they look like a freaking ad for whiteness.
Rip R. | May 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I agree 100% with Mike. There’s absolutely no need for it and it’s not funny. The acronym “AIDS” is quite an emotional term for people who care about others, and it’s completely heartless to try (unsuccessfully) to use it as fodder for jokes.
In the future, please refrain from referring to “AIDS” here, as it’s inappropriate.
Or at least spell it out: Anally Injected Death Serum, a/k/a, Adios Infected Dick Sucker.
Thank you,
Rip Rectum
JR | May 13, 2008 at 5:19 pm
What the fuck is wrong with these two???
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I jus pooped
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Not that I watch a lot of porn or anything, but if I was a repairman and this mom answered the doorbell, the kitchen table would get a thick vaginal secretion sheen before anything got fixed.
Debbie Downer | May 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Feline aids is the number one killer of cats.
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 5:24 pm
#26 – nice try with the wrong spelling, but I’d write “just poped”
10pound | May 13, 2008 at 5:25 pm
thats an insult to cats everywhere.
Ben | May 13, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I would have thought AIDS was a big problem mostly for poodles.
soundtrack | May 13, 2008 at 5:27 pm
#27: and the music in the background goes bow-chicka-bow-bow…
makes me wonder.. | May 13, 2008 at 5:35 pm
why the HELL do these dickwads still get posted?
Monstra | May 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Mrs. Montag, you raised a conniving whore. Congratulations!
May you spend the rest of your life dealing with Spencer.
vic | May 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
What is so offensive about bringing up aids? People have have it deserve it because either A) they were being nasty whores, or B) they were addicts sharing a needle. Either way, people who have aids need to die.
toolboy | May 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm
and decades from now when they are on Hollywood Squares Survivor 2035 and have aligned themselves with Solomon Grundy and Brainiac to overthrow the Banker and LC, I will be able to say that I have been following their careers for years…
hot mess | May 13, 2008 at 5:41 pm
they get posted b/c they are ridiculously hilarious to look at. it’s like a fucking cartoon rendering of people…just look at the pictures…not even a chuckle? a smile? nothing? only frowns and knitted eyebrows? c’mon @33 “makes me wonder”…crack a smile. Jimbo said he “jus pooped”. that there’s funny, i don’t care who you are.
Captain Fist | May 13, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I would seriously bone Mrs. Montag’s butt… Then her mouth
your mom | May 13, 2008 at 5:54 pm
The paps should just boycott these used tampons, and quit giving them publicity. The picture of Spencer with his mouth open looks like there’s a lawn gnome behind him giving him some pleasure. If I never have to see another picture of these two again, I just might make it!
Ted from LA | May 13, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I’d like to kick all three of them in the twat.
oakling | May 13, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Dear god. Can the apocalypse be far behind?
ph7 | May 13, 2008 at 6:14 pm
As much as I hate to admit this, I bet she has a sweet, tight, pretty vag.
Mike | May 13, 2008 at 6:16 pm
These two have GOT to be the biggest media whores to ever walk the planet. I wish a bus would get dropped on them.
minniememe | May 13, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@35: you are just full of tasty tardness! might i partake and lick it off your infected hole?
NastyBedazzler | May 13, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I actually like these Heidi Montag posts. I look at each and every photo and laugh hysterically. The very idea that they try to pass these off as real blows my mind.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm
These 2 and their staged photo ops, should be transported back in to time to the French Revolution cos they are truly revolting and Guillotined and their heads stuck on spikes for us all to laugh at and for Fish to put on his page.
whatever | May 13, 2008 at 6:45 pm
um, hello. that’s a freaking birkin bag. how in the freak did heidi montag get a birkin bag?
sickboy | May 13, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Who are these people again?
vic | May 13, 2008 at 6:52 pm
@44-Certainly, as soon as you get out of elementary school and learn how to capitalize.
meanmofo | May 13, 2008 at 7:08 pm
FIRST!!!!!!