Heidi & Spencer just sold you out, GOP

January 19th, 2009 // 119 Comments

During the 2008 Election, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were good little gold-diggers and shilled for Sarah Palin. Well, here’s pics of Chins and Douchebeard giving President-elect Obama the love, in case any Republicans out there actually liked them based on their political views. I’m not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes with the following suggestion, but now would be a good time to load your guns. That said, anyone else surprised they’re not holding 40s?

Obama 2008 election poster
2008 Presidential Election Maps: Obama takes key swing states
2008 US Presidential Elections, by Shikta Sapkota | Tattva
2008 Presidential Election
The Case for Renewed Reform
Process reforms instituted by both parties after the 2008 elections achieved at least one key goal; though Republican front-runner Mitt Romney may not like it, a nominating process that extends beyond the early states and well into the spring is ...
Malaysia Five-Time Election Winner Mahathir Warns on Rushed Vote
Current leader Najib Razak might secure a simple majority in parliament without winning back the two-thirds control lost in 2008 if elections were held now, Mahathir, 86, said in an interview at his office yesterday in Kuala Lumpur. Najib would ...

Comments (119)

  1. Michael Jackson | January 19, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    What toolbags

    Reply
  2. the sooz | January 19, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    first?

    Reply
  3. the sooz | January 19, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    first?

    Reply
  4. Jeezy | January 19, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Why?

    Reply
  5. UGH!REALLY | January 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Seriously, when are these two going to just die already and make the world a better place?!

    Reply
  6. tessa | January 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    What do I have to do to NEVER see the face she’s making in #3 ever again? Please someone tell me. She thinks she’s being cute, but it’s just the most annoying thing I have ever seen in my life.

    Reply
  7. P911GT10C | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    MOTHERFUCKER!! You said no more posts of these two and you keep doing it!!!!

    Reply
  8. angel | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    why would they need to be holding 40s?

    Reply
  9. Oh Snap | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

    Reply
  10. Oh Snap | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

    Reply
  11. Oh Snap | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

    Reply
  12. angel | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    why would they need to be holding 40s?

    Reply
  13. Oh Snap | January 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

    Reply
  14. damn you! | January 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    YOU PROMISED US!!!! NEVER AGAIN YOU SAID! I hate you Fish. I’ve been checking out this site every single day for the past 4 or 5 years. You promised us no more of these fuckers. I can’t handle it. I CAN’T! I feel such rage and hatred upon viewing their pictures. What the hell are they DOING??!!!!!!! I thought they were all Republican Gung Ho? Who do they think they are???? Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! KILL KILL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    STAB STAB STAB STAB STABBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  15. combustion8 | January 19, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    nice bikes, wish someone would shoot them for ‘em.

    Reply
  16. DJ | January 19, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    they’re white…. really really white. i don’t think they can have a Black person on their clothes.

    Reply
  17. Danklin24 | January 19, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    You know whats/who’s worse than these douche nozzles? The douche nozzles that actually take pictures of them in their stupidass poses and the douche nozzles that post those pictures on their celebrity blogs.

    Reply
  18. Danklin24 | January 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    #12– if they were holding 40s they’d be perpetuating the stereotype that black people drink 40′s of malt liquor.

    Reply
  19. Wanda | January 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I love this site and on here all the time but that holding 40′s remark was f***** up. So if you are an obama supporter, you drink 40′s, WTF. I am an obama supporter and black and never seen a 40 a day in my life.

    Please do better!!!!

    Reply
  20. Danielle | January 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Seriously, why do you keep posting crap about these fuck wits???

    Reply
  21. Dan (I mean 'Dave') | January 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    There is something about when asshats like spencer wear shirts straight out of the package they came in, complete with ‘style crease’ right down the centre.

    Fuck.

    Reply
  22. Lauren | January 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    i just threw up a little

    Reply
  23. skating on glue... | January 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    would very much like to rip the thumb off that moronic putz and cram it up his ass.

    Quick question- while they were riding the bikes (nice airbrushing out of the training wheels by the way), was there a piercing, high pitched whistle when the air whipped through their empty misshapen skulls?

    Reply
  24. Lauren | January 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    i just threw up a little

    Reply
  25. Patrick | January 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    You Democrats can have them. No returns allowed!

    Reply
  26. Hippo320 | January 19, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Why would they ride bikes with flat tires? – That is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.

    Reply
  27. notiorious -ly stupid | January 19, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    why didn’t somebody get these two doucebags a ticket on the obama express and push them in front of the train???

    Reply
  28. hmna | January 19, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    @19 I hear (read?) you, but I think Fish is implying that people like Spedi would be total jerks and get 40s to try to “fit in,” and just confirm their total asshatery in the process. At least that’s how I’m reading it.

    BTW, Fish, this post comes awfully close to needing a WTF tag. Just sayin’.

    Reply
  29. themusicelitist | January 19, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ…..I wish these two would just fuck off and die already.

    Reply
  30. ben | January 19, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    WTF? I thought you said that you wont post this crap anymore!!!~

    unless Heidi is in a bikini I dont want to see her. and never show that toolbad spencer!!

    Reply
  31. NoBull | January 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    These pics are of imposters. Heidi doesn’t have her mouth open like she wants a dick in it.

    Reply
  32. Tinner | January 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    YOU DO REALISE POSTING MORE ABOUT THEM IS THE REASON FOR THEIR BASELESS POPULARITY?

    Sorry for that capital letters, but you don´t seem to get it so I´m desperate to get the point through your head.

    Reply
  33. NoBull | January 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Forget my first post. I hadn’t seen pic #3. Heidi definitely munches down on Spencer’s weiner. It’s really them.

    Reply
  34. Heydumbfuck | January 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    PLEASE STOP PUTTING UP FUCKING POSTS ABOUT THESE TWO. THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THESE ASS SNIFFING FAGGOTS ARE ALIVE IS BECAUSE OF THIS SITE.

    FOR FUCK SAKE I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM. I HAVE NEVER MADE A POST ON THIS SITE BUT I AM SO GOD DAMN TIRED OF SEEING THEM IT MAKES ME SICK.

    GET FUCKED.

    Reply
  35. Hey Fish | January 19, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Christ Fish, I though I promised no more posts about these douche nozzles? If we can all just ignore them long enough they will go away! I hope they paid you Fish because otherwise you’re selling your soul for nothing.

    Reply
  36. ktb | January 19, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    HATE is not a strong enough word to describe my feelings.

    That said, I want Chins/Tits shirt!

    OH YEAH, stop posting pics of these two!!
    I agree with #17..the people who take these shots should be shot, with a gun.

    *BAM*

    Reply
  37. CaptainMorgan | January 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    I pictured a semi truck going about 60, plowing right into them. For the majority of the world, at that exact moment, they would know what happened. It would not be a ‘disturbance in the force’ more like a celebration or euphoria in the force.

    Everyone would all at once, just smile.

    FUCK YOU FISH FOR POSTING ABOUT THEM!

    Reply
  38. justifiable | January 19, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    #19 Wanda, chill – I agree with #28. The Fish means that a 40 ounce is what white conservatives like S & H consider to be “Obama”. The Sarah Palin Farewell Tour doesn;t want them, so they’re doing a lame attempt to hop on the Obama bandwagon and that’s what would register with these two fuckwits as a stereotype. See “Blades of Glory” when Stranz and Fairchild von Waldenberg wear “ghetto” outfits and skate to Marky Mark’s “Good Vibrations” in a salute to the “hood” – it’s called idiotic white people being clueless.

    #5 The only thing that’ll stop her from making that face is a loaded .44, not a 40 ounce. Aim low and take out something vital, the head shot is useless because there are no brains there.

    Reply
  39. DOC | January 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    They’re BOTH cunts.

    Reply
  40. FRIST!!! | January 19, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    What the fuck did they do? Hire Sears photographers for this shit??

    Reply
  41. Jason | January 19, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Two that Jesus would kill.

    Reply
  42. todders | January 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    EPIC CHODES.

    This makes me feel dirty for voting for Obama… Go away FLESHBEARD!

    Awesome vid of DUDE GETTING TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART: (Just sayin’)

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

    Reply
  43. Jennyjenjen | January 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    @19 Fish was just making a joke about how ignorant Heidi and Spencer are. Speidi are such jack-ass white idiots that THEY would think the right way to be “down” with a black president is by holding 40′s. They are so out of touch with reality that they are unable to distinguish between an educated and accomplished black man, and a gang banger. Get it? The joke was on Speidi, not on blacks.

    Reply
  44. NipTuck | January 19, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    I am sick of these two.
    Everyone pretty much knew they would change their minds once Obama won. It is what most celebs do. Honestly, I am sick of them.

    They are mentally weak, and the only way to fit in is to follow what everyone else is doing.

    #25..:) hahaha

    Reply
  45. jennyjenjen | January 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    @22 ya gotta stop using that damn line. It is so played out! This is not the first time I’ve asked everyone to let “I just threw up” “I just threw up in my mouth a little” and any other variation of that line be retired. Please people.. its so annoying.

    Reply
  46. rob frost | January 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    O..M..G..

    Could these two BE any more fake?
    Just 2 months ago they were promoting McCain.

    That reminds me, FOX News is also preparing to switch Liberal!

    Reply
  47. Money | January 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Hey Americans – here’s how to win the war on terror. Offer up these two losers to do with as the AlQaeda will in exchange for never bothering the west again?

    its a win-win situation!

    Reply
  48. Harry Doyle | January 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    at #19 Wanda
    SHUT UP. you’re so offended by this? seriously? get over yourself! Black people drink 40′s….. news flash, THEY DO!

    You have NEVER seen a 40? where do you live? in a bunker in the middle of the desert?

    Reply
  49. ... | January 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Douchebeard this morning: “Wait, OBAMA won??”

    Reply
  50. Caitie Harmful | January 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    are those…Chanel heels she’s wearing?

    wow. they are raging attention whores.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)