Heidi & Spencer just sold you out, GOP

January 19th, 2009 // 119 Comments

During the 2008 Election, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were good little gold-diggers and shilled for Sarah Palin. Well, here’s pics of Chins and Douchebeard giving President-elect Obama the love, in case any Republicans out there actually liked them based on their political views. I’m not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes with the following suggestion, but now would be a good time to load your guns. That said, anyone else surprised they’re not holding 40s?

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  1. Michael Jackson

    What toolbags

  2. the sooz

    first?

  3. the sooz

    first?

  4. Jeezy

    Why?

  5. UGH!REALLY

    Seriously, when are these two going to just die already and make the world a better place?!

  6. tessa

    What do I have to do to NEVER see the face she’s making in #3 ever again? Please someone tell me. She thinks she’s being cute, but it’s just the most annoying thing I have ever seen in my life.

  7. P911GT10C

    MOTHERFUCKER!! You said no more posts of these two and you keep doing it!!!!

  8. angel

    why would they need to be holding 40s?

  9. Oh Snap

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

  10. Oh Snap

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

  11. Oh Snap

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

  12. angel

    why would they need to be holding 40s?

  13. Oh Snap

    i might kill myself, he’s wearing my shorts!

    or maybe just throw out my shorts . .

  14. damn you!

    YOU PROMISED US!!!! NEVER AGAIN YOU SAID! I hate you Fish. I’ve been checking out this site every single day for the past 4 or 5 years. You promised us no more of these fuckers. I can’t handle it. I CAN’T! I feel such rage and hatred upon viewing their pictures. What the hell are they DOING??!!!!!!! I thought they were all Republican Gung Ho? Who do they think they are???? Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! KILL KILL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    STAB STAB STAB STAB STABBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. combustion8

    nice bikes, wish someone would shoot them for ‘em.

  16. DJ

    they’re white…. really really white. i don’t think they can have a Black person on their clothes.

  17. Danklin24

    You know whats/who’s worse than these douche nozzles? The douche nozzles that actually take pictures of them in their stupidass poses and the douche nozzles that post those pictures on their celebrity blogs.

  18. Danklin24

    #12– if they were holding 40s they’d be perpetuating the stereotype that black people drink 40′s of malt liquor.

  19. I love this site and on here all the time but that holding 40′s remark was f***** up. So if you are an obama supporter, you drink 40′s, WTF. I am an obama supporter and black and never seen a 40 a day in my life.

    Please do better!!!!

  20. Danielle

    Seriously, why do you keep posting crap about these fuck wits???

  21. Dan (I mean 'Dave')

    There is something about when asshats like spencer wear shirts straight out of the package they came in, complete with ‘style crease’ right down the centre.

    Fuck.

  22. i just threw up a little

  23. skating on glue...

    would very much like to rip the thumb off that moronic putz and cram it up his ass.

    Quick question- while they were riding the bikes (nice airbrushing out of the training wheels by the way), was there a piercing, high pitched whistle when the air whipped through their empty misshapen skulls?

  24. i just threw up a little

  25. Patrick

    You Democrats can have them. No returns allowed!

  26. Hippo320

    Why would they ride bikes with flat tires? – That is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.

  27. notiorious -ly stupid

    why didn’t somebody get these two doucebags a ticket on the obama express and push them in front of the train???

  28. hmna

    @19 I hear (read?) you, but I think Fish is implying that people like Spedi would be total jerks and get 40s to try to “fit in,” and just confirm their total asshatery in the process. At least that’s how I’m reading it.

    BTW, Fish, this post comes awfully close to needing a WTF tag. Just sayin’.

  29. Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ…..I wish these two would just fuck off and die already.

  30. ben

    WTF? I thought you said that you wont post this crap anymore!!!~

    unless Heidi is in a bikini I dont want to see her. and never show that toolbad spencer!!

  31. NoBull

    These pics are of imposters. Heidi doesn’t have her mouth open like she wants a dick in it.

  32. Tinner

    YOU DO REALISE POSTING MORE ABOUT THEM IS THE REASON FOR THEIR BASELESS POPULARITY?

    Sorry for that capital letters, but you don´t seem to get it so I´m desperate to get the point through your head.

  33. NoBull

    Forget my first post. I hadn’t seen pic #3. Heidi definitely munches down on Spencer’s weiner. It’s really them.

  34. PLEASE STOP PUTTING UP FUCKING POSTS ABOUT THESE TWO. THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THESE ASS SNIFFING FAGGOTS ARE ALIVE IS BECAUSE OF THIS SITE.

    FOR FUCK SAKE I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM. I HAVE NEVER MADE A POST ON THIS SITE BUT I AM SO GOD DAMN TIRED OF SEEING THEM IT MAKES ME SICK.

    GET FUCKED.

  35. Hey Fish

    Christ Fish, I though I promised no more posts about these douche nozzles? If we can all just ignore them long enough they will go away! I hope they paid you Fish because otherwise you’re selling your soul for nothing.

  36. ktb

    HATE is not a strong enough word to describe my feelings.

    That said, I want Chins/Tits shirt!

    OH YEAH, stop posting pics of these two!!
    I agree with #17..the people who take these shots should be shot, with a gun.

    *BAM*

  37. CaptainMorgan

    I pictured a semi truck going about 60, plowing right into them. For the majority of the world, at that exact moment, they would know what happened. It would not be a ‘disturbance in the force’ more like a celebration or euphoria in the force.

    Everyone would all at once, just smile.

    FUCK YOU FISH FOR POSTING ABOUT THEM!

  38. justifiable

    #19 Wanda, chill – I agree with #28. The Fish means that a 40 ounce is what white conservatives like S & H consider to be “Obama”. The Sarah Palin Farewell Tour doesn;t want them, so they’re doing a lame attempt to hop on the Obama bandwagon and that’s what would register with these two fuckwits as a stereotype. See “Blades of Glory” when Stranz and Fairchild von Waldenberg wear “ghetto” outfits and skate to Marky Mark’s “Good Vibrations” in a salute to the “hood” – it’s called idiotic white people being clueless.

    #5 The only thing that’ll stop her from making that face is a loaded .44, not a 40 ounce. Aim low and take out something vital, the head shot is useless because there are no brains there.

  39. DOC

    They’re BOTH cunts.

  40. What the fuck did they do? Hire Sears photographers for this shit??

  41. Jason

    Two that Jesus would kill.

  42. EPIC CHODES.

    This makes me feel dirty for voting for Obama… Go away FLESHBEARD!

    Awesome vid of DUDE GETTING TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART: (Just sayin’)

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

  43. Jennyjenjen

    @19 Fish was just making a joke about how ignorant Heidi and Spencer are. Speidi are such jack-ass white idiots that THEY would think the right way to be “down” with a black president is by holding 40′s. They are so out of touch with reality that they are unable to distinguish between an educated and accomplished black man, and a gang banger. Get it? The joke was on Speidi, not on blacks.

  44. NipTuck

    I am sick of these two.
    Everyone pretty much knew they would change their minds once Obama won. It is what most celebs do. Honestly, I am sick of them.

    They are mentally weak, and the only way to fit in is to follow what everyone else is doing.

    #25..:) hahaha

  45. jennyjenjen

    @22 ya gotta stop using that damn line. It is so played out! This is not the first time I’ve asked everyone to let “I just threw up” “I just threw up in my mouth a little” and any other variation of that line be retired. Please people.. its so annoying.

  46. rob frost

    O..M..G..

    Could these two BE any more fake?
    Just 2 months ago they were promoting McCain.

    That reminds me, FOX News is also preparing to switch Liberal!

  47. Money

    Hey Americans – here’s how to win the war on terror. Offer up these two losers to do with as the AlQaeda will in exchange for never bothering the west again?

    its a win-win situation!

  48. Harry Doyle

    at #19 Wanda
    SHUT UP. you’re so offended by this? seriously? get over yourself! Black people drink 40′s….. news flash, THEY DO!

    You have NEVER seen a 40? where do you live? in a bunker in the middle of the desert?

  49. ...

    Douchebeard this morning: “Wait, OBAMA won??”

  50. Caitie Harmful

    are those…Chanel heels she’s wearing?

    wow. they are raging attention whores.

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