Because Jesus prohibits the learning of natural selection, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are honeymooning in Mexico this week. Turns out there’s some sort of influenza going on down there. Maybe you guys have heard of it – everywhere. Anyway, they had some free time to call in to Ryan Seacrest this morning which is exactly what I’d be doing with my fake-breasted bride on my honeymoon. If a stingray ate my penis. People reports:
On a “pre-honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the pair are “wearing face masks everywhere we go. We’re in isolation, we’re in full hiding,” Pratt told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning.
The couple, who held a wedding Saturday in California, went to Mexico for Montag to shoot a music video.
With the outbreak of the flu, which has so far killed 149 people in Mexico, the couple is being extra cautious. “Every second we’re washing our hands,” Montag told Seacrest.
“Since it’s a recession,” said Pratt, “we just might go to Santa Monica Beach.”
Dear Mexico,
Mucho dinero. Muerte para los diablos blancos.
The Superficial
yo spence, the tie goes UNDER the collar, son.
@26 Randal, that was beautiful.
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
LOL……..”Death for the white devils”…. I just had to comment it made me spew Pasta Fagioli out of my nose….
So she really actually married the guy who said “her nose is too big and her titties are too small.” Before the boob job of course.
Spencer: “Oh yeah…. This is what I thought sex was all about…. I knew it would be great…”
Heidi: “I think we are supposed to take our clothes off”
Spencer: “Oh…. You mean we do not rub our private areas around on each other like this?”
Heidi: “Look puppies!!!”
Spencer: “Wow!!! Cool!!! Camels!!”
At least now we know why this hoe always has her mouth opened on every fucking pictures. What a butterface with manly traits….
By Hollywood standards, she’s butt ugly.
In my head I’m hearing a pompous british accented voice announcing as couples enter some high-falutin’ affair:
ANNOUNCING MISTER AND MISSUS DOUCHEBAGGERY von ASSHAT.
Their fake ‘spontaneous’ poses make me want to start hurting innocent bystanders.
Her body is seriously unbelievably smoking hot.
Honeymooning in Mexico? Was every raft adrift in the middle of the Pacific fully booked?
God damn that is a bad bitch.
She makes my d!ck so f*cking hard.
Does she not realize she is hot?
What the hell is she doing with this jack off???
why isnt he wearing his wedding band?
Heidi has an amazing figure! She must have worked hard for it
you know why?
BECAUSE OF THE MISERY THERE THE HONEYMOONS ARE FOR FREE NOW, folks!!
I bet Mexico washed its hands as soon as it met these two.
Maybe Mexico will sell them to Saudi pervs.
Pig flu work your magic….pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Retards, they should never ever reproduce.
They are a couple of PIGS.
#66 Saudi pervs would sooner have a boatlload of flu-incubating bacon than actually touch these two.
JEOMK to picture #3!
I would plow that from behind in August!
JEOMK to picture #3!
I would plow that from behind into August!
It is well known that the service of a hitman in Mexico can be acquired for a measly $5,000 – $15,000 USD. (depending on weapon of choice, location, security, etc)
Fortunately this will not be necessary, as our dear couple has served many of our dreams on a silver platter.
Considering the current swine flu epidemic in Mexico, I propose we all pitch in, and send over a few Pesos to employees of their hotel their staying in to SNEEZE on them. (and by “them” I mean “Spencer”.)
Because surely we all want a stranded Heidi in Mexico with luggage full of honeymoon clothing, and no clue of what to do…
And that is my plan for initiating Heidi Montag into the profession she was brought into the world for: PORN.
I actually feel sorry for Mexico…
why doesnt he have a wedding ring?
no wonder swine flu started in mexico
omg. dont let them come back.. becuse they are so insanely dumb they are gonna cause more people to fall ill.
lmfao – sir writer, you are my hero.
Tie your shoes, douche bag…
hahahahah # 52. thats great.
Dont worry people, here in mexico feel the same about them, we got youre backs covered, no pesos required, this one is free.
los gringos que no tienen mucho dinero son los que toman vacaciones aqui: los cabos, cancún, acapulco etc… los que tienen un poco más de lana se van al mediterraneo…
Wow I never post but I wanted to say that I saw this picture and realized that my boyfriend gets the same look on his face. The exact same look. And then I thought, Wow, what a douchebag. He’s a douchebag too. So thank you for that, Spencer Twit. Thank you for all the American girls that need a douchebag sounding board.
Wow I never post but I wanted to say that I saw this picture and realized that my boyfriend gets the same look on his face. The exact same look. And then I thought, Wow, what a douchebag. He’s a douchebag too. So thank you for that, Spencer Twit. Thank you for all the American girls that need a douchebag sounding board.
Wow I never post but I wanted to say that I saw this picture and realized that my boyfriend gets the same look on his face. The exact same look. And then I thought, Wow, what a douchebag. He’s a douchebag too. So thank you for that, Spencer Twit. Thank you for all the American girls that need a douchebag sounding board.