Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt eloped

November 24th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reportedly eloped in Cabo San Lucas on Thursday November 20. The two exchanged vows, and Spencer, keeping true to his deep spiritual connection with Heidi, bartered his with Perez Hilton for some free publicity:

Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.

Wrapping up this post quickly, I should be honest and admit I bought these two a wedding gift. While taking personal joy in watching their last feeble grasp at relevancy, I couldn’t resist picking up a copy of “Phil Hartman’s Guide to a Successful Marriage.” May it guide Heidi and Spencer on their journey of love, discovery and, God willing, heated arguments with a loaded firearm handy.



  1. Christopher


    Definitions of prat on the Web:

    * idiot; jerk; ass.

    * buttocks: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on; “he deserves a good kick in the butt”; “are you going to sit on your fanny and do …

    * The buttocks; A fool


  2. Thanks for the useless info fag! im sure everyone feels enlighten!

    The keyboard toughies want to beat roughness.
    The broads avoid rough like the plague.
    Now the fags includes rough in their fantasies….

    whats next?

  3. I can’t decide which android is worse… Heidi Montag or Victoria Beckham? Both are made of plastic. Hmmmm http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2008/11/heidi-montag-vs-victoria-beckham.html

  4. le fag

    you in a fag’s fantasy? maybe in YOUR fantasies. excuse me while i barf all over my keyboard.

    funny, i think my barf looks better than your senseless comments.

    oh, and underage sex is not cool, no matter what your sexual orientation. you, rough fucker, are just SICK and the most UNFUNNY and USELESS contributor here.

    you know you’d make more sense using both hands when you type. having one fist up your ass while you type doesn’t benefit anyone but you.

  5. Has anyone ever seen a retarded gay? well today is your luck! check out # 50…

  6. Do FreeBird


    You know…..You did promise never show them excent when she is getting degraded in some way.

    You broke your promise.

  7. Shut the eff off fag! as vile as i might be on this site, you know secretly people hate you more than me! now go lick your wounds…good night folks…

  8. Albert Alfons Barlemann

    So how will they consummate this marriage since they both lack a schlong? Will this be done by inserting foreign objects into each other? I’m just curious

  9. Lise

    Phil Hartman should not have exited this world this way and clearly should not be associated with these two waste cases. Wedding shmedding, just another lame photo op for them. Please stop posted their phoney faces and do not write about them.

  10. LEB

    Uh… weren’t they already married?

  11. onoudeedant

    Fish, you can be pretty funny but you aren’t fit to carry Phil’s jock. That guy was Funny. I’m still $%#@! mad.

  12. mel

    you said no more heidi and spencer!!

    i hate these 2

  13. Jonny boy

    Is it just me, or would it be soooo cool if Spencer was beaten to death with his Man-Uggs?

  14. denise

    Don’t have to worry about them reproducing,
    just cause he is a dick doesn’t mean he has one.
    She may be packing though.

  15. damnstraight

    She looks good in that cop outfit

    I’d bang her so hard and so long, she’d forget the name Spencer even existed. Hell, she’d forget how to speak english. Granted, she probably doesn’t have far to go for that.

    But nonetheless, the sexually-powered obliteration of any of her memories of the Complete Douched One would be total and complete.

  16. bd

    Id like too hit that faggot in the neck with a bat

  17. Kahlee

    Hey! Don’t make tasteless jokes about Phil Hartman. That wasn’t funny :(

    But I do hope Heidi and Spencer die ; )

  18. Truth doctor

    These two own, there can be no doubt now.

    ps. Phil Hartman deserved what he got, and you know it ; )

  19. I hate these two…grrr!

    black friday sales-click on my name

  20. Bill McNeal

    No jokes about me.

  21. dude

    What, you don’t think it’s funny? Aw, come on, you just didn’t understand the joke. Imagine Heidi shooting Spencer in the face. You know, point blank, brains on the wall, the whole schmere. Then she puts the metal in her mouth. BOOM….SPLAT!

    HAHAHA Get it?

    Now that’s comedy!

  22. GG1000

    Doesn’t “elope” mean you run away and get married despite opposition from your family and attempts to stop you? I don’t think a bunch of people twattering on a gossip site saying “please don’t do this because then we’ll have to f-ing read about it” counts as serious opposition.

  23. Sam

    Heidi and Spencer Married!
    Amateur shooting ceremony – EXCLUSIVE!!!! watch only here:
    watch EXCLUSIVE here


    Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

    There once were two empty doorstoppers
    Who fancied themselves as chart-toppers
    So clever and cute
    Quoting scriptures en route
    Next year they’ll be cheezing our whoppers

  25. noa

    PUKE!!! i give it 6 months……..

  26. HARLEY

    GREAT!! now they can finally have SEX!!

  27. Sempiternal

    OMG,she is sooooooooooo gorgeous!!!!
    i love her in this photo :


    so hot……………..
    .Stop Being Jealous !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Narcissist

    Love is real! Real GAY. What’s the divorce pool on these two?

  29. Dee

    Heidi seems like a nice girl, and so for her sake I hope this shit is for real!

    I’m just sorry she had to marry that worthless sack of crap Spencer Pratt. Ugh!

  30. Mexico-perp

    Last time I checked if you get married in Mexico you still have to go to the good ol USA Courthouse to make it Legit????? Call me silly, but maybe a stunt to get on SF again.

  31. TheFritz

    Enough with these two douche-bags already! For christ’s sake, what happened to the website that used to post great bikini pics of hot celebrities, take the occasional cheap shot at them when they forget their underwear, and mercilessly pillage LiLo’s every move. I’m considering hiring a hitman to take them out just so you stop posting about them going to fucking Target! FUCK!!!!

  32. Eric

    Oooooh. Too soon – still too soon.

  33. Wow these people are rediciouls… I really dont like these two.

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