Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reportedly eloped in Cabo San Lucas on Thursday November 20. The two exchanged vows, and Spencer, keeping true to his deep spiritual connection with Heidi, bartered his with Perez Hilton for some free publicity:
Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.
Wrapping up this post quickly, I should be honest and admit I bought these two a wedding gift. While taking personal joy in watching their last feeble grasp at relevancy, I couldn’t resist picking up a copy of “Phil Hartman’s Guide to a Successful Marriage.” May it guide Heidi and Spencer on their journey of love, discovery and, God willing, heated arguments with a loaded firearm handy.
Cheers.
first? | November 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
oh great
Farhana | November 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Yuck!
p0nk | November 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
wait, today’s not april 1.
lula | November 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm
all together now-WHO THE EFF CARES?
claire | November 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm
LOL!!
Phil Hartman… that’s wrong.
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 3:46 pm
wasnt he banned on this site? The second pic is priceless! he look like he just bathe in richard simmons douche water! nice woopsy leg!
p0nk | November 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I now pronounce you Mr. & Mrs. Douchenozzle.
easymilt | November 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
eighth
Jimbo | November 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
She is HAWT!!!!!
ChuckleHead | November 24, 2008 at 3:51 pm
That’s great.
That is great news.
veggi | November 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm
With tears in my eyes…
So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You’ve come along
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
Rollin’ at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I’m turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song
It can’t be wrong
When it feels so right
‘Cause You
You light up my life
Rufus | November 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm
OMG, lets all hope they do NOT reproduce!
Rachel | November 24, 2008 at 3:52 pm
You keep promising me no more Heidi and Spencer and you keep breaking that promise. You make me cry.
Fourteenth | November 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Phil Hartman deserves better than to be associated with these clowns.
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Superfish tallied the #’s yet? i got this in the bag!
Jimbo | November 24, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Don’t tell me these two ass wipes are going to reproduce now? Can you imagine what butt ugly plastic little kids they are going to have??
Randal | November 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Finally, some big, BIG news in the entertainment industry today with this announcement!
Heidi, you entered the industry with a loud splash as your delicate ability to capture the TV audience was felt by all in their living rooms and on their couches. Your smile warms even the coldest heart in the darkest hour.
Spencer, you’ve stood by your lady for years now, giving her support when it was needed the most and it clearly shows how much of a man you’ve become over those years.
I want to wish the both of you the very best and offer you my congratulations.
Randal
Yea - blah blah | November 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Come on guys…
You know she only married him to get into his ass……
For reference see: Nick Lachey…
michelle | November 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i hope they don’t breed anytime soon (or at all).
B | November 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I thought there were to be no more Douche & Douchette posts? Was that not something that was promised? Explicitly?
To wit: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/heidi_spencer_get_used_to_this.php
And yet, every week, every fucking week, there is at least one post about the dipshit twins. These two have never once done anything newsworthy or even remotely useful or interesting, and yet, every week, there’s more pictures and some useless story about them not doing anything worth writing about.
Seriously, do they pay you to post this tripe? Just say so, and I’ll understand. Otherwise, what the fuck?
michelle | November 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i hope they don’t breed anytime soon (or at all).
Pee Wee From Porky's | November 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I hope Jon Lovitz sucker punches you.
Key | November 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Don’t joke about Hartman :’(
ac | November 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm
You said no more speidi. you promised. Why have you lied to us so many times? Just tell me why! *uncontrollable sobbing*
nsfnsf | November 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Honestly, as retarded as Heidi and Spencer (even if he’s a fag and the marriage is a sham) seem, and they do seem retarded, they are a breath of fresh air compared to some of the turds (Amy Winehouse, Madonna, LiLo, Brangelina, KK, etc.) featured as celebs here.
pat | November 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
another interesting comment by Randal, I admire his ability to put a positive spin on anything. I presume he’s being deeply cynical when he writes these – or maybe they’re just practice for his real profession. Advertising, PR, politics – lots of places where Randal’s skills are often used.
Mike | November 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Rough Daddy, you are going to need a shit load more than $500 worth of Botax to make your face look good.
What the hell? | November 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
What happened to no more Heidi & Spencer posts? This is very disheartening.
What the hell? | November 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
What happened to no more Heidi & Spencer posts? This is very disheartening.
B | November 24, 2008 at 4:20 pm
please don’t reproduce please don’t reproduce please don’t reproduce please don’t reproduce please don’t reproduce please don’t reproduce please don’t reproduceplease don’t reproduce….PLEASE?!!?!
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I wont win Mike! curb the jealousy,,,Rough Daddy is not family friendly…btw my mug is fine according to my mom!
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I wont win Mike! curb the jealousy,,,Rough Daddy is not family friendly…btw my mug is fine according to my mom!
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm
what the hell? how did double post happen?
Amanda | November 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Oh wow, very distasteful gift! I love it.
Maybe these two won’t be able to reproduce because they’re hybrids of horrible creatures, and sterile, like mules. Let’s hope.
ummm...yeah | November 24, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Fish is a liar!
Randal is an assclown.
OMFG! What the fuck does it take to get rid of these two assholes once and for all??
Fish you fuckin gutless wonder! Simple fag!
NO MORE OF THESE TWO… WHO THE FUCK CARES????!!!!!!!!!!
glace neuf | November 24, 2008 at 4:36 pm
i’d hit it, then cry.
Nev | November 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I HOPE THEY DIE.
Mike | November 24, 2008 at 4:39 pm
RD, That is what I heard, you have a face only a mother could love.
@37, can they take Rough Daddy with them?
jen | November 24, 2008 at 4:39 pm
ok seriously, what happened to the promises of no more spencer and heidi??? was that a joke? trying to lure us back in to the site? I’m so sick of hearing about these two!!!
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm
haha Mike=gullible
Let me ask you something mikey! how come i never notice anything you write unless theres RD is in the sentence?
Ian | November 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Someone PLEASE just kill them, they are so f’ing annoying.
le fag | November 24, 2008 at 4:51 pm
believe when i say i can spot a queen anywhere anytime, and #40, you are sooooo a queen!
CJ | November 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
A joke about Phil Hartman? Low. :(
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I do you detect anything seating on a gaydar?
LoLa | November 24, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Why couldn’t these horse-faced assholes be in that plane that injured Dumbass Barker and DJ Former-Fatso Stomach Stapled AM, and killed 4 of their friends? Why Why Why?????? But more importantly, why the fuck is Fish posting ANYTHING about these asstards?
Who gives a shit if they eloped? Who gives a shit if they die? Who gives a shit that Heidi’s entire face is as completely fake as her “relationship” to this pube-colored moustache fag? Please, enough already.
If they eloped, congratulations to the both of them. Tomorrow will be a better day. Because they’ll be announcing that they got divorced.
Rough Daddy | November 24, 2008 at 5:03 pm
youve come a long way huh “lefag” back in the days i wouldnt even type to you in order not to catch aids!
Matthew | November 24, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@6 yes they are beanned but the fish keeps breaking those promises on those two Ass clowns.Please fish No more mr and miss douchebags on this site and also Who the hell care about them getting married! and a joke on phil hartman…low may the sprit of phil hartman haunt you superfish!
Ananana | November 24, 2008 at 5:17 pm
the photo of spencer holding up the flag makes me want to cry :(
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le fag | November 24, 2008 at 5:52 pm
#46, do you not realize “rough daddy” is a term used by fags? it refers to older men who enjoy having sex with young boys. douche bag.
and thanks for the ignorant AIDS comment. you ought to be beaten for that disgusting remark.