Apparently, the epic volumes of fake exuded from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has caused the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source, to investigate the legality of their nuptials. In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer are shown in a courtroom legalizing their marriage after eloping in Mexico. Except not really because the whole thing was staged by MTV:
A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that’s not one of their judges sitting on the bench in “The Hills” footage.
MTV was granted permission to film “what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours” at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.
The preview for next week’s season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.
Well, that cinches it. Now these two have to fake their own deaths, but there’s only one way to make it look real: Gunshot wounds. Meet me out back! Also, grab a couple beers. Somebody drank all mine. *hic*
OH, MY GOODNESS! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Jeez, I’m sooo sarcastic!
Guys, here’s a thought! Let’s tell them that Halloween is the new Christmas, dress’em up as Bin Laden and send them trick-or-treating to the White House!
OH, MY GOODNESS! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Jeez, I’m sooo sarcastic!
Guys, here’s a thought! Let’s tell them that Halloween is the new Christmas, dress’em up as Bin Laden and send them trick-or-treating to the White House!
Die already! Why are these fucks famous again?
I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK THESE CLOWNS ARE
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Oddly, Spencer faked his heterosexuality as well.
Holy crap!!
How big are that chicks feet?? She’s got a couple of gunboats there.
In this case, big feet mean a big dick ….wearing a blue shirt.
I’m so sick of looking at that twat’s gaping maw.
Her shoes are FUCKING HIDEOUS!!!!
Hopefully she’s flexible enough that one day one of her toe talons will pop her implant and kill both of them.
So this means that Spencer is still a virgin and Heidi still practices blow jobs on carrots. Do they think anyone really cares?
EPIC WIN!
always good to see a heidi and spencer story, btw
you suck. how disappointing this site has become. And the fact that people commented “I knew it was fake” well fucking DUH it was fake. Why the hell would someone even comment on their fakeness? No fucking shit!
Again, with the open mouth. She’s had all those surgeries, why can’t they fix her nose so she can breath through it, instead of hanging her jaw open all the time?
P.S. Do these people pay a staff of photographers to snap pics of their every move?
oh look! It’s Chris Crocker and Spencer again
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Those shoes are heinous.
I know all you assclowns watch this show. I can’t believe this site didn’t even point this out (if they’re so well informed). Spencer asked her to marry him at night time when they went over the video tape the next day, it was light out! Unless they stayed up all night until 9am. The shit was staged. Duh.
SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-christian Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are hosting an event at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve. I know I’ll be there.
you are all idiots. Just thought I would let you know.
I know you all assclowns see the show. I believe this site also do not point out () might do if they are so well informed. Spencer asked her to marry him at night, when he was videotaped over the next day, the light went out! Until they were up all night until 9:00. Shit was staged. Duh.