Heidi & Spencer faked their marriage

December 17th, 2008 // 71 Comments

Apparently, the epic volumes of fake exuded from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has caused the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source, to investigate the legality of their nuptials. In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer are shown in a courtroom legalizing their marriage after eloping in Mexico. Except not really because the whole thing was staged by MTV:

A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that’s not one of their judges sitting on the bench in “The Hills” footage.
MTV was granted permission to film “what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours” at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.
The preview for next week’s season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.

Well, that cinches it. Now these two have to fake their own deaths, but there’s only one way to make it look real: Gunshot wounds. Meet me out back! Also, grab a couple beers. Somebody drank all mine. *hic*

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  1. matilda jeffries

    roflcopter

    i totally called that shit

  2. killerabbit

    First!

  3. killerabbit

    And when I say “First,” I mean “Second.”

  4. Raindog

    Do you think that they make antibiotics strong enough to eradicate bacteria like Heidi and Spencer off the planet?

  5. justifiable

    Really, hundreds of really great people died yesterday and these two supremely useless vapid cockroaches are still breathing. The universe needs to self-correct on these two, it’s been too long already.

  6. jesus

    Was there anyone who thought this was a real marriage? give me a break. these are two fruits who run around la looking for paparazzi.

  7. Superevil

    Thats it. I’m creating a PayPal account to accept donations so I can put a hit out on these two.

  8. who the fuck watches this dumb show anyways? Seriously, if you watch this you should be killed. I’m ashamed I even know who these two ass-clowns are anyways and that’s just from coming to this site.

  9. J.

    Mouthy McMouth faking thngs…that is no surprise…Would somebody please close that trap she is the reason why we have air pollution and global warming.

  10. Photoshop Police

    maybe someone can get them to pretend to play russian roulette with each other,
    and by pretend, I mean accidentally leave hollow-point bullets in ALL the chambers.

    fish, this is a perfect post to close the book on hencer/speidi/douchenozzles.

    let us never speak (or blog) of them again.

  11. Don

    As mush as I hate to admit it, I’m relieved. The more I look at her, the more I want to engulf myself in her boobs. Not that I stand a chance, but the fact that she’s not married made my chances go up .0000000000000001% and that’s good enough for me.

  12. SJ

    this really proves how fake the entire show is…….y does anyone still watch this shit!!!!

  13. They also fake their lives, intelligence, and everything else.. why should the marriage be any different?

    I do not understand why these two insipid people are still making news… WHO CARES???!?!?!?

    but, in this case, I guess Daisy was right… damn I hated to say that….

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  14. I’d punch her in the implant if that sort of thing hadn’t been done to death already.

  15. lieinveigleobfuscate

    Dear superficialwriter,

    Only you can make it stop.

    LIO

  16. Kelley

    Yeah, enough of these olastic, useless, talentless twits.

  17. p0nk

    the terrorists are winning.

  18. douchewatermargarita

    I took a dump the other day and it looked like these two. Well, it looked like your regular chinese food dole-whip. Same diff.

  19. Typical republicans, if I watched this show I would start a class action lawsuit to end these shenanigans, and permanently bar these two from ever profiting from media exposure. Either that or legalize post birth abortions.

  20. Aero

    …I’m going to fake taking a dump in that bitches mouth…..wait….wtf??….comment 18 already used the dump thing?!?!

    *sigh* well, I know it’s time to blow my head off in a Starbucks when my “hot dump” humor is getting slow…..vanilla latte to go, hold the smarm please…

  21. jim

    I’m so sick of those two idiots.

  22. Matthew

    DAMN IT fish Stop posting those 2 douches Please

  23. lizzy

    duh, everyone already knew that shit was faked.

  24. mikey

    am i the only one who thinks MTV should be brutally murdered? real world, TRL, the hills…. sounds like terrorism to me!

  25. elva

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  26. What??? lol if you watch the show you would start a class action lawsuit, to end their profiteering from the show???? Backwood Bich is such a visionary ..so delusional…

  27. So…they’re still virgins then?

  28. Leanne's Sis

    The funniest thing ever written on this site: “the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source.”

  29. Douchie, as always, you take a wide stance.

  30. blp

    The best way to kill them is stop giving them publicity which you are a part of fish man! So stop fucking posting about them and anyone idiotic enough with short attention spans, stop watching MTV and E! and let these morons fade away.

  31. “wide stance”? ooh that combination word you learn from watching extreme make over ? can you elaborate more on that…i doubt anyone but you know what that is…

  32. I told you bwb you dont have the personality or the wit to make comments on this site,,,ill say stick to watching what i type, it suits you…

  33. ?

    Spencer Pratt’s face makes me want to violently retch…

  34. boobtube

    as if they any real choice in the matter anyways, it’s all mtv.

  35. boobtube

    as if they have any real choice in the matter anyways, it’s all mtv.

  36. EEE

    Her fucking feets is huge.

  37. Mike

    Who cares! Does anyone give a crap about these two? Stop marketing these two idiots!

  38. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  39. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  40. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  41. CaptainMorgan

    AAArrrgg! My computer has a virus! This post must be part of the MS Explorer Security Breach!

    These two should have been props in Sweeny Todd.

  42. PLEASE!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!

    STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!

  43. PLEASE!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!

    STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!

  44. PLEASE!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!

    STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!

  45. lemme just say this. my friend just did the “engaged and underage” show..MTV followed him everywhere..and told us all what to say! they are all such bullshit!!! of course they staged everything! what a bunch of fucks! no wonder stopped watching MTV in 1998!!!!

  46. lemme just say this. my friend just did the “engaged and underage” show..MTV followed him everywhere..and told us all what to say! they are all such bullshit!!! of course they staged everything! what a bunch of fucks! no wonder I stopped watching MTV in 1998!!!!

  47. Knee Ya Ha Ha

    …faked her marriage .. ? What you twying to say here exactwee ? – much like her chest….?

  48. ANYONE EXPECTED SOMETHING ELSE?
    Their second name is “FAKE”, folks!!

  49. LargelyGay

    Fish loves them, man.

  50. mr. & mrs. pee-rat

    hate them… but LOVE her shoes..

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