Apparently, the epic volumes of fake exuded from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has caused the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source, to investigate the legality of their nuptials. In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer are shown in a courtroom legalizing their marriage after eloping in Mexico. Except not really because the whole thing was staged by MTV:
A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that’s not one of their judges sitting on the bench in “The Hills” footage.
MTV was granted permission to film “what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours” at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.
The preview for next week’s season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.
Well, that cinches it. Now these two have to fake their own deaths, but there’s only one way to make it look real: Gunshot wounds. Meet me out back! Also, grab a couple beers. Somebody drank all mine. *hic*
matilda jeffries | December 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm
roflcopter
i totally called that shit
killerabbit | December 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm
First!
killerabbit | December 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm
And when I say “First,” I mean “Second.”
Raindog | December 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Do you think that they make antibiotics strong enough to eradicate bacteria like Heidi and Spencer off the planet?
justifiable | December 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Really, hundreds of really great people died yesterday and these two supremely useless vapid cockroaches are still breathing. The universe needs to self-correct on these two, it’s been too long already.
jesus | December 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Was there anyone who thought this was a real marriage? give me a break. these are two fruits who run around la looking for paparazzi.
Superevil | December 17, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Thats it. I’m creating a PayPal account to accept donations so I can put a hit out on these two.
Sportsdvl | December 17, 2008 at 3:49 pm
who the fuck watches this dumb show anyways? Seriously, if you watch this you should be killed. I’m ashamed I even know who these two ass-clowns are anyways and that’s just from coming to this site.
J. | December 17, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Mouthy McMouth faking thngs…that is no surprise…Would somebody please close that trap she is the reason why we have air pollution and global warming.
Photoshop Police | December 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
maybe someone can get them to pretend to play russian roulette with each other,
and by pretend, I mean accidentally leave hollow-point bullets in ALL the chambers.
fish, this is a perfect post to close the book on hencer/speidi/douchenozzles.
let us never speak (or blog) of them again.
Don | December 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
As mush as I hate to admit it, I’m relieved. The more I look at her, the more I want to engulf myself in her boobs. Not that I stand a chance, but the fact that she’s not married made my chances go up .0000000000000001% and that’s good enough for me.
SJ | December 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
this really proves how fake the entire show is…….y does anyone still watch this shit!!!!
Sharla | December 17, 2008 at 3:55 pm
They also fake their lives, intelligence, and everything else.. why should the marriage be any different?
I do not understand why these two insipid people are still making news… WHO CARES???!?!?!?
but, in this case, I guess Daisy was right… damn I hated to say that….
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RichPort's Ghost | December 17, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I’d punch her in the implant if that sort of thing hadn’t been done to death already.
lieinveigleobfuscate | December 17, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Dear superficialwriter,
Only you can make it stop.
LIO
Kelley | December 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Yeah, enough of these olastic, useless, talentless twits.
p0nk | December 17, 2008 at 4:03 pm
the terrorists are winning.
douchewatermargarita | December 17, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I took a dump the other day and it looked like these two. Well, it looked like your regular chinese food dole-whip. Same diff.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Typical republicans, if I watched this show I would start a class action lawsuit to end these shenanigans, and permanently bar these two from ever profiting from media exposure. Either that or legalize post birth abortions.
Aero | December 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm
…I’m going to fake taking a dump in that bitches mouth…..wait….wtf??….comment 18 already used the dump thing?!?!
*sigh* well, I know it’s time to blow my head off in a Starbucks when my “hot dump” humor is getting slow…..vanilla latte to go, hold the smarm please…
jim | December 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I’m so sick of those two idiots.
Matthew | December 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm
DAMN IT fish Stop posting those 2 douches Please
lizzy | December 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm
duh, everyone already knew that shit was faked.
mikey | December 17, 2008 at 4:28 pm
am i the only one who thinks MTV should be brutally murdered? real world, TRL, the hills…. sounds like terrorism to me!
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necessaryROUGHness | December 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm
What??? lol if you watch the show you would start a class action lawsuit, to end their profiteering from the show???? Backwood Bich is such a visionary ..so delusional…
Urbanspaceman | December 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm
So…they’re still virgins then?
Leanne's Sis | December 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm
The funniest thing ever written on this site: “the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source.”
hollywood_hillbilly | December 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Douchie, as always, you take a wide stance.
blp | December 17, 2008 at 5:14 pm
The best way to kill them is stop giving them publicity which you are a part of fish man! So stop fucking posting about them and anyone idiotic enough with short attention spans, stop watching MTV and E! and let these morons fade away.
necessaryROUGHness | December 17, 2008 at 5:21 pm
“wide stance”? ooh that combination word you learn from watching extreme make over ? can you elaborate more on that…i doubt anyone but you know what that is…
necessaryROUGHness | December 17, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I told you bwb you dont have the personality or the wit to make comments on this site,,,ill say stick to watching what i type, it suits you…
? | December 17, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Spencer Pratt’s face makes me want to violently retch…
boobtube | December 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm
as if they any real choice in the matter anyways, it’s all mtv.
boobtube | December 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm
as if they have any real choice in the matter anyways, it’s all mtv.
EEE | December 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Her fucking feets is huge.
Mike | December 17, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Who cares! Does anyone give a crap about these two? Stop marketing these two idiots!
lindary | December 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 17, 2008 at 6:12 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 17, 2008 at 6:12 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
CaptainMorgan | December 17, 2008 at 6:18 pm
AAArrrgg! My computer has a virus! This post must be part of the MS Explorer Security Breach!
These two should have been props in Sweeny Todd.
The Great Bamboozler | December 17, 2008 at 6:28 pm
PLEASE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!
The Great Bamboozler | December 17, 2008 at 6:29 pm
PLEASE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!
The Great Bamboozler | December 17, 2008 at 6:29 pm
PLEASE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!
fo'sXgirl | December 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm
lemme just say this. my friend just did the “engaged and underage” show..MTV followed him everywhere..and told us all what to say! they are all such bullshit!!! of course they staged everything! what a bunch of fucks! no wonder stopped watching MTV in 1998!!!!
fo'sXgirl | December 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm
lemme just say this. my friend just did the “engaged and underage” show..MTV followed him everywhere..and told us all what to say! they are all such bullshit!!! of course they staged everything! what a bunch of fucks! no wonder I stopped watching MTV in 1998!!!!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | December 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm
…faked her marriage .. ? What you twying to say here exactwee ? – much like her chest….?
gerard Vandenberg | December 17, 2008 at 9:33 pm
ANYONE EXPECTED SOMETHING ELSE?
Their second name is “FAKE”, folks!!
LargelyGay | December 17, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Fish loves them, man.
mr. & mrs. pee-rat | December 17, 2008 at 11:23 pm
hate them… but LOVE her shoes..