Heidi & Spencer committed to their fake marriage
Heidi Montag is denying rumors she’s divorcing Spencer Pratt which must’ve been difficult considering they started them. Like drowning your own baby in the tub. People reports:
“I’m not moving out,” Montag, 23, says. “I love Spencer with all my heart.” Adds Pratt, 26: “I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could.”
The end of The Hills might help in that regard. “I’m so excited The Hills are finally over so I won’t be edited by anyone,” Montag says. “This will be the first time people can truly see us for who we are.”
It’s finally time to move on, says Montag. “The Hills has told the story of struggle and of finding myself in L.A., so it’s time for me to hang up all the drama like fighting and divorce talk with Spencer and become the mogul I am.”
You almost have to respect Heidi and Spencer for recognizing everyone assumed The Hills finale meant the end of their sham marriage and playing the divorce card for press. Don’t get me wrong, as soon as the show’s over, Spencer has to return Heidi to Mattel per the term of their lease, but you almost want to believe these two can make it. But only because watching a closeted gay man get repeatedly hit in the face with ginormous tits is hilarious. “Those aren’t penises!”
Thanks to Chase, the only lawyer I want representing me when they find those hookers.