Heidi & Spencer committed to their fake marriage

March 30th, 2010 // 79 Comments

Heidi Montag is denying rumors she’s divorcing Spencer Pratt which must’ve been difficult considering they started them. Like drowning your own baby in the tub. People reports:

“I’m not moving out,” Montag, 23, says. “I love Spencer with all my heart.” Adds Pratt, 26: “I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could.”
The end of The Hills might help in that regard. “I’m so excited The Hills are finally over so I won’t be edited by anyone,” Montag says. “This will be the first time people can truly see us for who we are.”
It’s finally time to move on, says Montag. “The Hills has told the story of struggle and of finding myself in L.A., so it’s time for me to hang up all the drama like fighting and divorce talk with Spencer and become the mogul I am.”

You almost have to respect Heidi and Spencer for recognizing everyone assumed The Hills finale meant the end of their sham marriage and playing the divorce card for press. Don’t get me wrong, as soon as the show’s over, Spencer has to return Heidi to Mattel per the term of their lease, but you almost want to believe these two can make it. But only because watching a closeted gay man get repeatedly hit in the face with ginormous tits is hilarious. “Those aren’t penises!”

Thanks to Chase, the only lawyer I want representing me when they find those hookers.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. firkind

    Why would you almost want them to make it? Why would you give them any thought at all? Nobody….NOBODY cares about these two idiots.

  2. sayitlikeitiz

    # 36 unfortunately for her , she is not perfectly shaped ..
    she is very aware of her legs which although nicely shaped are waaaaay too short for the body …
    this insecurity is evident in her foto’s ..
    asia has started to do leg -extension surgery & i’d bet my last buck she’s already checked it out …
    hopefully she ain’t that crazy !
    she is a master at posing & camoflage, i’ll give her that much..
    and thank gawd there are 6 in. stilletto’s for the hollywierd midgets …
    i agree with the poster who says spencer looks like a serial killa’ ….day-um …heeheeheee 2 fugly megalomaniacs …whew!

  3. Adds Pratt, 26: “I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could, me being fabulously gay and all.”

  4. Stephanie

    Most people say nobody cares about them, but sadly, my mother and her husband do. This is exactly the type of people that fuel the fire, so to speak.

    It’s sad.

  5. captain america

    95 percent of all american marriages are FAKE.
    YOU WANNA BET?

  6. Haters are Full of Shit

    I have always seeked out and nail perfect Woman (amd less then perfect) and I never see them as objects –and it is lots of fun!
    My Wife still has men falling all over her because of her looks, that is not a bad thing. FYI – perfectly honed good looks IS SEXY, just as some flaws are.
    Clearly whoah must be a “Mentel Health Major” with his/her opinons on, “forced smiles and expressions. Trapped personalities”.
    My bet is that 99.9999% of people (including Heidi) are more interesting, funny and smart than the loser whoah.
    Remember you can have a perfect ass and self acceptance.

  7. GQ Guy

    I have always seeked out and nail perfect Woman (amd less then perfect) and I never see them as objects –and it is lots of fun!
    My Wife still has men falling all over her because of her looks, that is not a bad thing. FYI – perfectly honed good looks IS SEXY, just as some flaws are.
    Clearly whoah must be a “Mentel Health Major” with his/her opinons on, “forced smiles and expressions. Trapped personalities”.
    My bet is that 99.9999% of people (including Heidi) are more interesting, funny and smart than the loser whoah.
    Remember you can have a perfect ass and self acceptance.

  8. GQ Guy

    I have always seeked out and nail perfect Woman (amd less then perfect) and I never see them as objects –and it is lots of fun!
    My Wife still has men falling all over her because of her looks, that is not a bad thing. FYI – perfectly honed good looks IS SEXY, just as some flaws are.
    Clearly whoah must be a “Mentel Health Major” with his/her opinons on, “forced smiles and expressions. Trapped personalities”.
    My bet is that 99.9999% of people (including Heidi) are more interesting, funny and smart than the loser whoah.
    Remember you can have a perfect ass and self acceptance.

  9. chupa

    they both know they are 100% retarded, right?

  10. Running Bear and White Wolf

    Now here’s a story: The idiots adopted Indian Names. They have changed their names (not legally apparently) to White Wolf (heidi) and Running Bear (DB).

    Source: TMZ

  11. I’m very happy for her.she’s soo nice and talented.They make a great couple!Good luck to both of them..

  12. Cal

    First off, she’s the one that started those rumors to begin with. Second….is she thinning on top?

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  14. jonny

    sucks having a name like ‘Spencer Prick’ …. also sucks he has to take his mom around with him ? whats the deal Spencer ?

  15. jonny

    seriously though – I thought the point of cosmetic surgery was to make you look younger ? better ?

    she must have asked for the kind that makes her look 20 years older.! ?

  16. jonny

    … id still do her though … but would worry that the friction of my sex would somehow cause melting or warping her plastic enhancements?

  17. Thank you for your sharing.

  18. cc

    Her skin must slowly be unfreezing…she’s starting to make stupid faces again.

  19. Thank you for your sharing!

  20. jc

    Why would you have surgery to look like Jay Leno? I don’t get it….

  21. vMy anus has more talent than this whore!!!!

  22. I just wanna say that her dress is awesome!

  23. Anonymous

    This girl is a nut-case. She is f#$in ugly and she thinks she’s hot. She looks like a silicon valley hoe! Last time I checked, beauty wasn’t wrapped in plastic. Get a clue b$%ch!

  24. What a beautiful dress!
    Absolutely lovely :)

  25. That strange is there a fake commitment or a true commitment i think they should be tied up in a true combination.

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