Heidi & Spencer bitch out of reality show

June 2nd, 2009 // 58 Comments

After just one episode of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, Heidi and Spencer made good on their threats and quit the show. TMZ reports:

A source close to production tells TMZ the “Hills” duo walked off the set for good after the live portion of last night’s show. It is unclear how the show will handle their leaving on tonight’s episode.

Because I love and respect myself, I didn’t see the show, but I hear Heidi actually ate a rat’s tail. I assume she’s pissed it wasn’t a giant kangaroo wang. Who knows? At any rate, these two prima donnas just screwed themselves out of the exposure that comes from a network reality show which has me thinking maybe there’s a God after – No, wait. Heidi and Spencer exist. Never mind.

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  1. whomever

    surprise. those faggoty bitches.

  2. Kelley

    Take them out back and shoot them … next !! And while you’re at it, take Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, too. :)

  3. Jenny C

    OMG does Heidi look like an ugly hag without makeup or what?!

  4. Hilarious

    How do these people get money? What am I missing? I’m not stupid. How do they get money?

  5. chupacbra

    is it just me, or per “Zoolander”, did you want to see these two blow up in a “cigarette + gasoline = death” thing? I know what I was wishing for…

  6. Not only that, but I think Spencer was lying about being a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu blackbelt. Purple belt maybe: http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/spencer-pratt-heidi-montag-bjj-training-video/

  7. Jen

    Ugh! That is 2hours of my life that i will never get back.. Spencer and Heidi make me Siiiiiiiick! They are a couple of rediculous Morons, a waste of skin. Spencer has the biggest ego on this planet.. Baaarff

  8. Stuey

    Can that bitch not take a photo with her mouth closed?

  9. Im in awe of the garbage being fed to the American audience, shame on NBC!

  10. Isn’t that the tough guy that was a) lurching around like a cock muncher in that “rap” video and b) seen wearing a “guns and jesus” t shirt just before the last election? What a bitch… I was hoping the situation would get desperate enough for the other D listers there to have to shoot them and eat them.

  11. DXX

    Quick!, hand me a lighter…

  12. His Huge Greatness Himself

    I was thinking about if Heidi Montag finished this show succesfully then she would be capable to entertain my men in their spartanic hut.I would have employed her fulltime for this.But she is a pussy whip not tough enough for this important job.I’m disappointed.

  13. nottatumah


  14. Nero

    They’re both pussy whips! @13 Really? What’s her age?

  15. This is the best news I have heard all day!!

  16. Zanna

    Oh the DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!! And I would have posted the worst pictures I could find of Summer’s Eve and Massigill:




  17. sirrix

    Gotta say, Fish – I’m a long-time reader and I know I’ve posted about this before but you are not making good on your promise to not post about them. You said you’d do it if Heidi was in a bikini and I would think it would be okay if you wanted to inform us of their demise, but honestly, you’re promoting them more than the reality show (which, by the way, I had not seem on TV and only learned of by reading this blog.)

    How much are they paying you? Quit it, already.

  18. Poor Thing

    Awwwww….is life too hard for wittle Heid and Spencer?

  19. Irene

    That picture would’ve been a lot better if one of them was holding a lit lighter. Morons.

  20. Photoshop Police

    if we stop believing in them, they will go away.

    you don’t exist! you don’t exist!
    go away douchebag reality show scumbags!

    attention media – all of you!
    stop posting about them!
    stop covering them on radio!
    stop talking about them on TV!
    stop watching their stupid television shows!

    Let those talentless soul-less slugs dry up and die!

  21. p0nk

    could you possibly squeeze a few more ads onto the page. xrist already!

  22. Max Planck

    Would you get the windshield too? Keep the change.

  23. These two make themselves easy targets. Wait, that’s probably their strategy. Hmmm…

  24. derek zoolander

    #5: I know… I asked them to honor my friends’ memories by participating in a gasoline fight re-enactment, but they totally let me (and all of you) down.

  25. Matthew

    God Damn It fish STOP POSTING MR.AND MISS DOUCHBAGS!!!!!!!! again the Late george carlin is right is all BS and is bad for ya and this is the perfect exsample of that!

  26. Jeezy


    Come on Fish! Nobody wants to see this shit.

  27. AteIsEnough


  28. Ian McAwesome

    Spencer Pratt is a “legit” purple belt. I say “legit” because he got his belt exclusively through private instruction – which isn’t a bad thing, except for the lack of competitive experience. To legitimately earn your belts in BJJ, you have to have some match experience. Also, Spencer Pratt’s instructor, Kevin Casey, is a Rickson Gracie brown belt and MMArtist. Kevin Casey got kicked out of the Rickson Gracie Academy, then promoted himself to black belt.


    Just FYI, the BJJ belt rankings go: White, Blue, Purple, Brown, Black.

    Ed O’Neill (Al Bundy) is a Black Belt under Rorion Gracie. It took him 14 years of rolling to achieve that ranking. Michael Clark Duncan also rolls with Rorion Gracie, but I am unsure of his current ranking.

    Joe Rogan is a Brown Belt under Eddie Bravo.

  29. Dave ain't here, man

    @29 I don’t think anyone’s denying that Spencer has lots of BJ experience.
    Now if only he could get the taste out of his mouth…

  30. jess

    I hate spencer! what the hell is he good for? I wouldn’t waste a 22 on his lame ass.

  31. blogginem

    I am surprised they didn’t stick it out. Seems like they would do *anything* to be in the spotlight just a little longer…

  32. justifiable

    #32 Anything but be uncomfortable, you mean. They’re spoiled, overentitled douchebags and anything that requires actual effort – outside of posing with props with their mouths open- isn’t for them.

  33. I agree with 17

    Right on #17, this is clearly bullshit. This was supposed to stop.

  34. Ursula

    I admit it. I watched the show. Mainly because there isn’t anything else on. That fucking Spencer Pratt is one of the biggest douches I have ever seen in my life. They are supposed to be raising money for charity. Instead all he worried about was their “product” and the labels he supposedly worked “soooo hard on”. He whined to the producer about how “big” celebrities shouldn’t be on a show with such nobodies. Ugh. Fucking spoiled brats. I can’t wait until they fall off the face of the earth.

  35. Superbiggerevil

    I’d like to beat them both with a fucking boat oar. Why couldn’t someone just walk up to them smoking a stogie and start an inferno.

  36. briELLE

    give her a break. we have ALL wallowed in self-pity at some point.

    celebrities just make money when they document it.

    we’re in a recession, and we’re wasting money on such pettiness. the world laughs at us because we laugh at ignorance, and we are the only country profiting off of ignorant pettiness. how sad.

  37. briELLE

    give her a break. we have ALL wallowed in self-pity at some point.

    celebrities just make money when they document it.

    we’re in a recession, and we’re wasting money on such pettiness. the world laughs at us because we laugh at ignorance, and we are the only country profiting off of ignorant pettiness. how sad.

  38. Nate

    She looks like the “before” picture on a Proactive commercial.

  39. gnarls

    “Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.” – Derek Zoolander

  40. Ew Gross

    He looks like such a douche bag. He is just screaming douche bag!!!!

  41. mike wolf

    You are a big part of the reason they are still around please stop putting them on in your Bolghole.

  42. mike wolf

    I would also add that someone obviously told them to play up the Christian BS to win the hearts of middle America. Then Spencer didn’t even know how to pray.

  43. OMG!


  44. …………………THEY SIMPLY MUST HATE AMERICA, folks!!

  45. U LOSER


  46. What??

    Is that Heidi in the NBC video? Wow! Looks like a entirely different greasy, pasty person.. who knew makeup could do so much for someone?? Obviously she really needs it! LOL!

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  48. Judith

    Outside of what I have heard and seen on the internet about those two I didn’t no much. Spencer should have kept his mouth shut! Everyone took poor little Heidi’s haircare products but Spencer singled out a women to yell at about it, in fact he is always yelling at one of the women. Heidi seems to be kind of sweet in her own little helpless way, I think they both should stay they do bring some kind of goofyness to the show.

  49. crazypants

    They’re both douches – in the interest of fairness when Heidi first got to the jungle, stripped of makeup, hair in a simple ponytail – I was surprised by how pretty she is. As pretty as a normal young 20 something should be.

    The hair and the paparrazi makeup just make her look like a whore.

    The bad shots of her from the show – well very few people look good after a couple of hours in 100 degree heat and humidity (especially pale blondes). And no one looks good crying.

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