- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were barred from The Hills wrap party at Butter after the taping of the season finale. When the fake fakers who fake your fake lives don’t want you around, you should probably do something genuinely real – like get cancer in the face. Just a thought. [Page Six]
- Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are a couple of brawlers. Neighbors heard the two breaking glass and flipping the lesbian fuck out on each other right before Sam went into the hospital this weekend. I’m not pointing any fingers, but methinks the problem is someone refusing to eat at the Y. That said, who wants to be the one to tell Sam it’s really not on fire? [TMZ]
- DJ AM is done remember he cheated death and wants in on the suing. He’s filed his own lawsuit that also claims the pilots’ negligence caused the infamous fiery crash that left him and Travis Barker severely burnt. At least the pilots will have a chance to defend themselves. Oh wait… [E! Online]
- Heath Ledger’s death was your favorite. At least according to the list of top entertainment stories from the Associated Press. The actor’s tragic death beat out Britney Spear’s double meltdowns which were way down at #4. I’ve got a hunch 2009 will be Britney’s year once she realizes flamethrowers are the new braless. [AP]
gpro | December 24, 2008 at 1:02 pm
First?
beep | December 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Do they share lipgloss?
. | December 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Spencer’s facial hair is so awful, it has become its own separate identity. Sadly, it is also a douche.
gerard Vandenberg | December 24, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I’d let him pump my ass, folks!!
waynow | December 24, 2008 at 1:17 pm
that guys face looks like a caricature. Id just love to punch it so much!!! I would give my entire lifes savings just for one good punch. it would just be so satisfying.
Alien Fromunda | December 24, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Spencer has death rays eminating from the center of his eyes.
I knew they were aliens!
fearsarewishes | December 24, 2008 at 1:23 pm
LL and SR are brawlers? JFC, that’s a big surprise.
What do two lesbians bring on a first date? Brass knuckles and a U-Haul, that’s what.
Thank you.
Charlie Caligula | December 24, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Redux on the Spencer facial hair.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 24, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Thats it,,its more than a year im going off my hunger strike, I think its safe to say weve lost linsay to the L-factor…
EverybodylovesROUGHers | December 24, 2008 at 1:46 pm
and she doesnt look as soft as she used to…
Cartman | December 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Heidi is looking pretty nice in this pic. Douchebag still needs to shave or preferably die.
Matthew | December 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm
ok MTV saw the light on those two douches why not superfish? again 2009 superfish should stop talking the superdouche couple of 2008!
britney's weave | December 24, 2008 at 2:22 pm
since spencer has convinced heidi to have all that plastic surgery, i wonder why she doesn’t suggest he get his heinous underbite fixed. a sledgehammer to the jaw ought to start the process off nicely.
fnsfnbgs | December 24, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I partly agree with #12, Matthew. It’s time for Fish to make another solemn promise to stop featuring Heidi and Spence . . . and then preferably break it a short time later . . . : )
Etek Alti | December 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm
i like here but u must change a colors. Thanks…
Omar | December 24, 2008 at 3:46 pm
wow… dont these photographers that cameras have the option of “red-eye removal”
Im just saying…
This Poster | December 24, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster tosses Spencer Pratt’s salad
woodhorse | December 24, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I hate Spencer. I used to really like Ewoks and now I can’t. GrizzleChubtard.
gerard Vandenberg | December 24, 2008 at 11:21 pm
……………………THERE IS A GOD?
This Poster | December 25, 2008 at 1:20 am
Nevermind my post #17; I’m so jealous of Heidi because I’d love to go down on Spencer then let him ramrod my ass. Just saying.
friendlyfires | December 25, 2008 at 2:43 am
Now if Britney Spears bought a flamethrower and accidently pointed it at Heidi and douchebag with the safety of -KAZAAAMM!- FLAME BROILED RETARDS yippee, happy 2009, let’s go to Vegas and get married to showgirls and hookers – it’s okay, we’re not Mormons, we have immunity, we’re dumbass Irish drunkenshits, yippee!
Sponge Blob | December 25, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Sad people, sad couple.
music video lyrics | December 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
thanxx cute girlll muckk
bebemmm benim
Alexa | December 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I was actually at Butter when they walked in and there wasn’t a problem. Heidi’s sister was having problems getting her friends in.
Kitty Kat | December 25, 2008 at 7:01 pm
They left the red eye on purpose! He looks soooooo EVIL!!!
Kitty Kat | December 25, 2008 at 7:01 pm
They left the red eye on purpose! He looks soooooo EVIL!!!
Valentina | December 26, 2008 at 5:05 am
I’d like to dress them up as Bin Laden and send them trick or treating to the White House
lindary | December 26, 2008 at 6:14 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
CD Mastering | December 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Wow. What else can you say? Just wow.
greedydj | December 26, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Wow. Happy holidays to the families that douche dj is suing. First their loved ones DIE in a fire carting around a bunch of overpaid douches, and now they might have to pay out for these classless Z-lister’s coke habits.
Beau | December 26, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I want to fight Spencer
Jeremy | December 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm
SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-christian Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are hosting an event at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve. I know I’ll be there.
CAA | December 27, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Heidi and Spencer……send them BACK to Mexico and burn their passports…….
amber | December 28, 2008 at 5:44 pm
HEY I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GOING TO HAVE TO SEE EITHER OF THESE ANNOYING F-TARDS ON THIS SITE ANYMORE???!!!??
Lucy Pinder | January 16, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Wow i did not know her racked looked so nice.
2mg xanax bars | May 3, 2010 at 12:54 am
Heidi is only relevant because Lauren made her relevant, so next to you want to launch hater nation on your little Twitter remember who made you and Heidi.
portable media players | May 20, 2010 at 6:13 am
That people face looks like a cartoon. Id just love punch! A good punch I just have to give my best to save lifes. It would be just so satisfying.