Heidi & Spencer are going to Iraq

July 21st, 2008 // 109 Comments

At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America’s favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year’s Christmas card. Spencer tells Extra their expedition is supposedly being aided by John McCain’s daughter Meghan who had lunch with Heidi last week. I’m thinking Heidi got confused when Meghan said “I would give my left tit to send you to Iraq.” True story:

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

If Barbie and Ken’s Gay Brother are really getting shipped overseas, I gotta hand it to the Republicans: Well played. Up until this moment I wouldn’t have voted for John McCain if you put a gun to my head. But now….

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  1. #8… whahahaaaa you are so right, that must be the reason.

  2. jenny

    heidi has gone so fukin ugly, what a pair of idiots lmao.
    Why are they even talked about?
    Dikeds

  3. Lurch

    I know this is horrible, but i really hope they get shot and or blown up.

  4. skanker

    dude. enough with these two already. do you get paid to post about them?

  5. Hope they stay

    It is insulting that these two losers are being able to go visit the troops. Why in the world would the troops want to see these two douches? Most of the troops probably have no freakin idea who they are.

    Let’s all hope they lose their passports or something and aren’t allowed to return back to the United States. That would be a would be awesome!!!

  6. laurence

    hope they gonna be victim of a bomb!!

  7. CAA

    I don’t QUITE wish death on them…….but if someone were to take up a collection to aid in KEEPING them THERE I’d kick in.

    BTW…..does THIS site have a vested interest in them?
    They sure get enough publicity here~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  8. lara

    GROSS…..they are EVERYTHING we should ignore. STOP posting crap about these 2 attention whores and they won’t profit anymore.

  9. melissa

    So they couldnt support a charity but they want to gosupport the troops in Iraq? Do they even know where Iraq is? I honestly hope they don’t expect to go over there and get the special VIP speidi treatment with their little hair products and all. These two are such idiots. Nobody cares about your fake wax or should i say cilicone barbie wife or your creepy flesh bearded abusive husband. You two are gross and fake. get a Job, A REAL job!

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