Heidi & Spencer are going to Iraq

July 21st, 2008 // 109 Comments

At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America’s favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year’s Christmas card. Spencer tells Extra their expedition is supposedly being aided by John McCain’s daughter Meghan who had lunch with Heidi last week. I’m thinking Heidi got confused when Meghan said “I would give my left tit to send you to Iraq.” True story:

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

If Barbie and Ken’s Gay Brother are really getting shipped overseas, I gotta hand it to the Republicans: Well played. Up until this moment I wouldn’t have voted for John McCain if you put a gun to my head. But now….

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  1. spindoc

    Is she wearing a wig made out of Doll Hair or did her stylist actually do that to her on purpose? Thats a real talant making human hair look like it’s made out of Nylon. And as for the guy….I mean come on what can you say about somebody that will no doubt be on the wrong end of an ass-raping within 6 months. There is just something about his smarmy expression that is going to rub some crack dealer on Santa Monica Blvd. the wrong way and Walla! Ass Raping.

  2. BigJim

    @40:

    If you’ve been an “athiest” all your life then perhaps you should learn how to spell it correctly.

    In this case, “i” does not come before “e.”

  3. hot mess

    I bet these two get booed off the tank just like at the freaking ballgame. I would pay to see the soldiers’ faces when they see these two assmunchers. And the comments in the crowd will probably be just like on the Superfish – “who are these guys again, and why are they here?”

  4. BigJim

    I can just see Heidi up on some big stage in front of a bunch of battle weary troops, and Spencer is going to point at her and say, “You brave men, THIS is what you’ve been fighting for!”

    Then all those soldiers are going to join Al Qaeda.

  5. buck

    thanks #37…..The fact is that we are about to put a liberal Arab in the White House just 7 short years after 9/11

  6. PunkA

    If there is a chance for Al-Qaeda, some Islamic Jihadist group, or any other Iraqi to look for sympathy, this it it: CAR BOMB THESE TWO!! The World will thank you. I know I would.

  7. Harry

    2 more reasons why the terrorist hate our way of life. And this one I can’t argue with.

  8. sharpeidude

    Even if the Taliban misses these two fucks, there’s always the chance that they’ll die by “friendly fire”.

  9. sharpeidude

    #37 – Thanks ever so much for providing us with that incredible insight courtesy of the Michael Savage radio show. You’ve opened our eyes and ears and made us all trust the media and regain our virginity again in one post!

    Now go fucking eat shit and live.

  10. Superevil

    52 Suck it Grammar Nazi.

  11. Sam

    WTF are they going to do that anyways? They don’t sing can act for shit. She is not even good for a fuck, because of all her STD’s. Well they can be use a shields.

  12. Lauren

    yea, let’s hope they stay there.

  13. TetterkeT

    Please, oh please, let there be mortar fire wherever they are and let it kill them.

  14. wanks

    soldiers on going to be thinking “who the fuck are these guys, we’re getting shot at and these blond bimbos want to take pictures with a tank”

  15. I’m sure you two are “FABRICATE” by a soft PENIS!!
    ……………….SISSIES!!

  16. stickykeys

    Killed by friendly fire? That would be sweet.

  17. ET

    For the love of god someone please “confuse” the both of them for an actual terrorist threat…

    or I least I hope they please get caught in the crossfire somewhere

  18. Is he wearing a chick’s belt? What a loser.

  19. Molly

    My husband is in Iraq… to him this is more disgusting than all the blood and guts he’s seen in his 3 tours.

    What a couple wastes of space. It’s disrepectful to our soldiers… this is about publicity, not supporting our troops. Makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little.

    Yup, think I just did.

  20. shanipie

    Oh My God

    FINALLY!!!!

  21. im convinced they are robots.

  22. Do_FreeBird

    #37 (Catchy Name by the way) Tell them how it really it. While you’re at it, ask them if they know the answer to these questions:

    SO what was Obama doing when:

    1. McCain graduated from the Naval Academy in 1958, ranked 894th out of 899. I would never consider the glass 893 ounces empty, I would consider it 5 ounces full.

    2. McCain flew various air planes that quit while landing and crashed into Corpus Christi Bay, flew too low in Spain and took out some power lines, and crashed while en route to Philadelphia for an Army/Navy football game. Are you sure that he was shot down? Maybe he didn’t just crash the fucker in a drunker stupor?

    3. McCain dated an exotic dancer named “Marie the Flame of Florida,”

    4. In the late 1980′s, when McCain became one of the “Keating Five.” This intrepid group of legislators took payoffs from corrupt savings and loans officials. In return, they passed legislation that deregulated the industry and destroyed thousands of lives (mostly the elderly, who had their life saving snuffed out), and intervening in the investigation of said corrupt savings and loan officials whenever necessary.

    5. McCain cheated on the wife who waited for him during his seven long years of confinement in the late ’70s with the rich stupid slut he would marry in 1980. Lete’s face it, you get crippled in a horrific car accident, you deserve to be cheated on.

    Anyway, I’m sure that were all waiting to hear your responses to these questions. And try to address his rapidly developing senility while your at it.

    Thanks in advance

    BTW, SInce you neglected to put a name of any type in your post, is it ok if I call you dickhead?

  23. dirtywhore

    How much are you being paid to constantly post this Heidi and Spencer SHIT!?

  24. Pee Wee From Porky's

    I always think of Pee Wee from the Porky’s movies when I see this guy.

  25. naughty

    Sounds like I AM going to be getting what I wished for for Christmas.
    I knew there was a silver lining to all the sensless deaths and violence in Iraq. It’s simple good can come out of any bad situation, in this case just convince all the douchebag celebrities we hate to go “visit the troops” and OOPS a bom hit the stage. How did that happen? I mean it’s not like we gave a map and timeline of when America’s most hated celbrities would be sitting ducks to the Iraquis troops with a note that read “have a free one on us, X marks the drop spot ( ; MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!”

    I guess even naughty girls can get what they want for Christmas, thanks Santa, I knew you cared.

  26. Ted from LA

    I wish Batman would slap the shit out of these two like he did his mom and sister.

  27. ella

    Hopefully these two get killed by a roadside bomb, give the innocent soilders a break!

  28. ella

    Hopefully these two get killed by a roadside bomb, give the innocent soilders a break!

  29. naughty

    Just to clarify by “sitting ducks” I meant NO soldiers or other innocent people anywhere near by, just the celebrities and their agents. which is why a bom hitting the tage would work because there is NO fucking way any soldier would sit through that shit. Empty seats and two douches on a sound stage that SCREMAS; HIT US NOW!!!

  30. Jamie's Uterus

    Perhaps they will be shot on sight? Something to hope for…..!

  31. wtf?

    I’ve thought that the GOP was in trouble this election but are they actually TRYING to lose now? A Presidential candidate shouldn’t even acknowledge these two idiots!

  32. reffd

    Bombs Away!

  33. Clem

    What a pair of cunts. I would vote Taliban if it would get them sorted out. And if I could vote.

  34. Jenkem

    It’s great that my friends will be pulled off their missions to go fill an auditorium to watch these two twats profess their support for the troops.

    The dog and pony shows never seem to stop.

    All the soldiers & Marines know that a day after they say “I wish i could do what you do everyday…” those trollops will be on the first thing up-armored and out of Iraq to go stage some photos in the safe confines of a US beach.

  35. Bob

    I hate saying this (I will anyway) but I read that post and just couldn’t help but think about how great it would be to read about those idiots traipsing outside the wire, then seconds later only thing that is seen is a fine pink mist, silicone and blonde weave.

  36. Dorito Man

    Those white sunnies are a nice touch of ghey for Pratt..

  37. hawkgirl

    These two embody everything that is wrong with America
    But I have to say, I’m a little impressed that so much douchebaggery can come from just two people.

  38. LT

    I can tell you as an OIF vet that the only people we want visiting us are hot, slutty b-listers.
    The best guests we ever had when I was over there was an all girl band who played okay music but dressed like strippers. Their manager was a genius to decide to promote their album to a bunch of horny soldiers.
    I think we had some wrestlers and politicians, but I only remember that girl band.

  39. weeble

    Holy Shit and Fucking Hallelujah! I wish these two barbie dolls would crawl back under the rock from which they came! They are the most fake things on the planet, and I do mean more fake than Pamela Anderson’s boobs! Whether we agree or disagree with the war, our troops are to be respected. Two assholes like these bimbos do not belong anywhere near our troops. I think these two should join two other fake pieces of shit. That’s right! Of course I mean Vanessa and Zac! Christ, it used to be that famous people had to have talent such as amazing acting ability or phenomenal musical ability to earn that fame, but now any asshole can dress up, carry a large, expensive purse, have a fat ass or a huge set of knockers(fake is fine) and suddenly be famous and so important. Oy!

  40. jstreet

    I wish they were going to Guantanamo instead

  41. 73-free bird

    Your typical “but McCain” response pales in comparison to Barack Hussein Obamas scary Communist and Muslim ties.

    Obama’s childhood mentor, Frank Marshall Davis, is a communist

    Obama admits attending “Marxist socialist conferences” and coming into contact with Marxist literature.

    He attended a muslim school as a child for years.

    shall I go on?…..

    Obama campaign advisor Cornel West denounces his native land as racist and embraces Venezuela’s leftist strongman Hugo Chavez

    His lontime friend anti-American firebrand Rev. Jeremiah Wright preached hatred from the pulpit of Obama’s church for decades.

    He refuses to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag (until he was exposed)

    His wife’s hatefullpublic speaches leaves us wondering if her hatred for America runs even deeper that the one of her husband. Not only is Obama endorsing Michelle’s “sound judgment”, he is stating that he relies upon her ABOVE ALL others for “sound judgment”.

    Pentagon bomber William Ayers, and longtime buddy of Hussein Obama helped launch Obama’s political career in 1995.

    Oh by the way, thanks for having bigger balls than I by disclosing your full identity “freebird”.

    And for all you bleeding heart liberal bastards swinging off of Hussein Obamas nuts be advised of this, there is another James Earl Ray in his future.

    Sincerely,
    dickhead

  42. blazin

    hopefully spencer will be caught in a insurgent fight and his creepy flesh colored beard will be blown off or be blown apart all together ! this is for heidis sake only hahaha ! have fun doosh bag !!

  43. iceman

    Any chance someone can blow them up???

  44. Jeniffer

    I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

  45. R-Dizzle

    I’ve never seen The Hills and have no knowledge of Heidi Montag other than from TheSuperficial. With that in mind -

    I don’t care how vacuous she is, I would plough that shit until next year.

    Spencer looks like a total wankstain though.

  46. mackeaveli

    I hope a beheading comes out of this. Or a porn tape . I m not that picky either one will do.

  47. mackeaveli

    ohh by the way #37 stfu and just keep drinking the koolaid

  48. #8… whahahaaaa you are so right, that must be the reason.

  49. #8… whahahaaaa you are so right, that must be the reason.

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