Heidi & Spencer are going to Iraq

July 21st, 2008 // 109 Comments

At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America’s favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year’s Christmas card. Spencer tells Extra their expedition is supposedly being aided by John McCain’s daughter Meghan who had lunch with Heidi last week. I’m thinking Heidi got confused when Meghan said “I would give my left tit to send you to Iraq.” True story:

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

If Barbie and Ken’s Gay Brother are really getting shipped overseas, I gotta hand it to the Republicans: Well played. Up until this moment I wouldn’t have voted for John McCain if you put a gun to my head. But now….

Photos: Splash News

  1. NinjaClive


  2. lisa

    superficial writer, what’s that serious comment about??? as if you havent potentionally offend people before, are soldiers any better??

  3. Ted Mosby

    If this is Bush’s plan for a surge it may actually work. Bore the insurgency to death.

  4. m

    that’l get em runnin

  5. metalman

    that’l get em runnin

  6. havoc

    “America’s favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year’s Christmas card.”




  7. Mothra

    If they want to support the troops so much they should have enlisted

  8. ph7

    They are being sent to Iraq to remind Al Queda why they hate us.

  9. Mr.Peanut

    **praying to all suicide bombers to ram a WMD up Spencer’s vagina***

  10. Where's Darkwing Duck?


  11. The morale of the troops, in fact of the whole country, will improve if these two get killed over there!

  12. I hope he gets blown up, is that wrong?

  13. BigJoe

    here’s to hoping that no troops will have to protect these two. I’m taking bets on how many troops Heidi “supports” while she’s over there!!!!

  14. The fact that they are famous means the terrorists won.

  15. Mel

    I think Heidi should do a little reading… Suggestion…
    Fahrenheit 451…. She may find herself, and relate to Guy Montag… good read!

  16. Ratings Ratings Ratings

    How did her hair get so white?

  17. rebecc

    she looks likea fucking horse

  18. Sarah

    What, as target practice?

  19. etr

    on our dime?

  20. Chupacabra

    Oh this is so delicious… Let’s hope they get shot out of the sky, or maybe thrown out by the pilot… yea… I can see throwing them out of a vehicle, in Sadr City’s dirtiest slum… hmmmm… yes…. yes.

  21. rough daddy

    there must be a lot of interest about these 2,,,i dont get it…and why the tabs keep covering em…

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  23. Nico

    Spencer looks like such a faggot! Heidi is a butterface; everything butt-er-face!

  24. A-1

    Her hair looks like it almost white. Congratulations, Heidi, you look like an old lady with white hair! Dumbass.

  25. hendero

    No WMD in Iraq, so we’re shipping over a planeload of STD. Nice.

  26. Eric

    I hope they both see some violent shit in Iraq and come back shell shocked with those vapid smiles slapped clean off their faces

  27. Toilet McTurdswallow

    Fish, you’re making it very difficult for me to ignore these people.

  28. zegabe

    there you go.

    frankly i think that the fact they’re allowed to go visit is disgusting and in a weird way dishonoring the troops.

    it’ s aserious situation for serious and corageous people, and frankly the douchecouple can do NOTHING for ANYONE.

    i think it should be forbidden for people like them to even go near the troops.
    any troop.

    anything remotely serious and deserving respect!!

    keep’em in a mall promoting shoes…

    don’t let them harass the soldiers!!

    shit it’s disgusting man….

  29. Jeniffer

    I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O Mlast week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

  30. tp

    Hopefully they’ll get blown to bits by a roadside bomb and we’ll never have to see their stupid smug d-bag faces ever again.

  31. hendero

    I just realized – it’s all made up. There is no “Heidi” or “Spencer” – it’s just two college drop outs having a big joke at our expense. Seeing how much shit we’ll put up with, believe, etc. The stupid fake poses, the total vapidity in their expressions, the fact that every single story about them is full of complete and utter nothingness.

    It’s like the Truman show, but in reverse. Sort of.

  32. Sport

    Because the site of these fags posing all over the sand will really improve morale. Wow – good to know these pricks have their hands on the pulse of the people.

  33. relevant comment

    it’s like the titanic, except full of bears!

  34. Dude

    Stop giving media time to these assholes…it’s like joking with the soldiers’ real efforts

  35. #25 – Haha, that was great.

  36. I wish these fucktards would stop endorsing any political party…especially in these dire times we’re facing. All celebs should stay the fuck out of any public political involvement…they do no belong there! These bottom feeders are out of touch with the average American (as many celebrities are) and are a disgrace and an insult to our intelligence. I only hope Americans have enough intelligence to think for themselves and not get misguided by celebrity agendas.

    After 9/11 when war was the only response left to us and we actually did something about the attack, i was heartened. Now comes the time when the most serious of decisions are to fall, not on Bush, but on the next president of the United States. There is no room for political correctness or acting like a multicultural stooge towards the enemy as im certain Hillary or Obama or any democrat would surely do.

    Muslim roots or not, politically speaking Obamas no different than electing any other self righteous leftie narcissist who seeks power only to change America into a utopian communist state. This is reason enough to discard the man.

    But this much is clear..islamic fundamentalism will overwhelm America if the wrong types of people are elected to run our nation. Lets not be stupid and shallow by voting for what looks good disregarding either content or consequence.

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    “McCain Was P.O.W. When Obama Buddy Bombed Pentagon”

    John McCain has many, many, many faults -chief among them that he is at best a lukewarm conservative- but whatever his shortcomings the Vietnam veteran and former prisoner of war is not in the habit of clinking champagne glasses over brie with living, breathing, remorseless terrorist traitors who continue to seethe with hatred for the United States.

    Barack Hussein Obama, on the other hand, doesn’t have a problem with such people until he gets nailed on it. In fact, Obama has a close personal relationship with a man who did everything in his power to hurt John McCain and other U.S. personnel serving in Vietnam.

    But more on that in a moment.

    The most famous example of Obama unloading a troublesome associate is the case of the anti-American firebrand Rev. Jeremiah Wright who preached hatred from the pulpit of Obama’s church for decades. The Democratic presidential nominee-in-waiting continues to hang out with people who really don’t like America, such as Obama campaign advisor Cornel West, a radical Princeton professor who denounces his native land as racist and patriarchal and who embraces Venezuela’s leftist strongman Hugo Chavez. Chavez allows terrorist groups Hezbollah and Hamas to operate in his country and has been backing communist rebels trying to overthrow the democratically elected government of Colombia. Another politically radioactive Obama friend is Rashid Khalidi, a Palestinian-American and former Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) spokesman who is now Edward Said Professor of Arab Studies at Columbia University.

    However, among Obama’s many unsavory associates, no one stands out quite like the unrepentant Pentagon bomber William Ayers, a self-described revolutionary communist who even today is proud of what he did. Ayers was a leader in the Weathermen, or Weather Underground, a homegrown American terrorist group dedicated to the destruction of capitalism and the violent overthrow of the United States government. Ayers’s group planned but failed to succeed in a 1970 plot to detonate a bomb and kill hundreds of U.S. soldiers in Fort Dix, N.J.

    And Obama’s close personal friend is proud even to this day of waging war against America. Ayers said he had no regrets about bombing New York City police headquarters, the Capitol, and the Pentagon in the 1970s. “I don’t regret setting bombs,” Ayers said in a New York Times interview that happened to be published September 11, 2001. “I feel we didn’t do enough.” When asked if he would do it all again, he said, “I don’t want to discount the possibility.” The home page of Ayers’s personal website is, unsurprisingly, graced with a photograph of mass murderer Che Guevara.

    On April 16 when Obama was asked about his relationship with Ayers, with whom he had served on the board of the left-wing Woods Fund of Chicago, Obama was indignant as he tried to downplay the relationship.

    Throwing out a rhetorical red herring, Obama said he was just a child when Ayers bombed U.S. landmarks. Obama said he had little contact with “a guy that lives in my neighborhood… who I know and who I have not received some official endorsement from. He’s not somebody I exchange ideas from [sic] on a regular basis. And the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago when I was eight years old, somehow reflects on me and my values, doesn’t make much sense…”

    It is true that Obama can’t be blamed for terrorist acts committed by another when he was a boy, but the Illinois senator omitted important background information critical to understanding the extent of his relationship with Ayers.

    It has been widely reported already that Ayers hosted a fundraiser in his home in 1995 that helped launch Obama’s political career, but hardly any media outlets have reported on the Annenberg connection.

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    This is crazy!!!!!! His connections are scary on so many levels. Why, except for contempt for the American way of life, would anyone even consider him.

  37. Dude


    “frankly i think that the fact they’re allowed to go visit is disgusting and in a weird way dishonoring the troops.”


  38. Magoo

    PLEASE TALABAN AND OSAMA AND all you other insurgents BLOW THOSE 2 douchbags in to itty bitty peices

  39. Superevil

    Ya know I’ve been an athiest all my life but if these too get killed in Iraq I may just start going to church.

  40. kix

    # 37, you are wasting our time. No one who comes to this site is going to waste their eyeball juice on your Obama bashing post. Now, let’s all get back to trashing Spence and Heidi.

  41. Mr.Peanut

    I’d still put it in her ass but only if she asked me nicely…nicely.

  42. 41-kix

    Your pointless post doesn’t matter….really. People can choose to read it or not. Facts are fact.

  43. Vince Lombardi

    Pardon me whilst I ready some IEDs.

  44. Barak Obama

    What!? How can Whitey steal my thunder and go on an totaly un-necassary trip to Iraq? I am Barak, the new mesiah kneel before my “change”!

    Heidi can support 3 troops at once: One in the ass, one in the mouth and one in her gapping vag.

    p.s. I know my spelling sucks. I am a product of the California school system.

  45. Guy

    I would be amused to hear Spencer putting on a show for some of the Army lads, “come and get it, studs.”

  46. Anonymous

    If McCain thinks associating with these idiots makes him look “hip” then this is just further proof of how old and out of touch he is.

    #37, save your bullshit rants for the Drudge Report you rascist cocksucker.

  47. jjdaddyo

    Haven’t our troops suffered enough?
    But it does give us a chance to get rid of these fools:
    (at the Bhagdad check-in counter) “I’m sorry sir, but the United States has moved and left no forwarding address, would you like to travel to Burundi or Somalia instead?
    (Pratt): “Left no forwarding? Damn! Just like my parents when I was 10! What are the odds?”

  48. 47- anonymous

    You’re too dizzy to even know what you just wrote.
    “McCain Was a P.O.W. When Obamas Buddy Bombed The Pentagon…that IS A FACT that does not discriminate!

  49. .

    Let’s hope there’s plenty of snipers around. That gargantuan mountain peak Heidi calls a chin would make an easy target.

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